The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:33 pm

*recovering from the kissy-shot*

Woo hoo! Now, that's the ONLY way to do shots.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:36 pm

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
tisha2 wrote:*slowly recovering from Sam's pm*

yeeeee-haaaAAAAAWWW!!!

now THIS is a good afternoon!!!
SAM! Share the goods!
A gentleman never tells....

BTW, love the song... and what the hell you got sloshin' around in the buckets?

1. This is the 2 Many DJs mash-up version with Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as the track. If you haven't heard it, you're missing something.

2. Dood, I got love sloshing around in these buckets. Plenty for everyone. I wish Sensei would get done with my ass already. I am getting in need of a little sit-down with my snugglebunny.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:39 pm

damn, BuckIt. I've been waiting months for that opportunity and i was unpacking office supplies.

Shit.

Hi everybody! smooooooooooooooooches all around!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:40 pm

Heya baby!

Long time no see.

Missed you tons.

((((((((((hugs!)))))))))

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:42 pm

R-Jack!

Au contraire.

You're timing is impeccable. You pour.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:44 pm

missed you, too. thanks for the call last night.
did it flash anyone else back to where you were on election night 2000?
it was a little creepy...

although i don't remember resorting to jack on the rocks in 2000.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:45 pm

I can't even remember where I was in 2000.... now THAT'S scary...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:47 pm

for me: Marty's.

and then, everyone dressed in black (for a week, we have pictures even) huddled in the cold under the dorm (miller) steps.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:48 pm

Damn, Rian. I knew I'd miss you, but I didn't realize how much. I publicly announce that I love you. Wait, I've announced that before, haven't I? Oh, well... I want everyone to know, anyways.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:49 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I can't even remember where I was in 2000.... now THAT'S scary...

Uhhh.... 2000? 2000 what?

Welcome back, Little One.... You gotta' tell me what happened, some time. BTW, I'll be up there next weekend...

More Bushmills, somebody! I'm feeling a little wild today!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:52 pm

Damn! And I have to go home!!!

well, you'll all just have to keep the wildness up without me!! Welcome back Rian!!

keep it interesting, kids! i want something good to read later! more shots! more ass-grabbing! yee-haaaww!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:54 pm

I think I've repressed it.

I'm sure I was in Marty's at some point though.

I'm getting up for a round of drinks: who's drinkin' what??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:55 pm

Hey! Let's get back to the orgy!

Sensei, you can grab my butt again if you want.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:56 pm

*biting BHA's ass*

you don't mind if I leave a few teeth marks, do you?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:58 pm

Ay-yeee! Now you're talkin'!

While you're at it, GE, how about passing me another Rheingold.

R-Jack, get over here. I think we need to hug. You too, Sam.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:03 pm

i'm comin!
i mean, over to you...

((((((((((((((((((((BuckIt)))))))))))))))))))

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:04 pm

Samtzu sandwhich... Samtzu sandwhich... Samtzu sandwhich...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:04 pm

teeth marks and a rheingold... comin' up

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:06 pm

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:16 pm

Hey, I just figgered out how to do something cool.

If you'd like to hear your favorite bar bitch singing a song from the last show she was in, PM me with your email addy, and I can send it to you.

Woo hoo!!!

Oh, and another drink... BHA, can I have another shot???

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:18 pm

I don't know about how the vegitarians feel about a sandwich with such a large slab o' meat in the middle?

Now I like it!!

And more, more, more, more....

hey, BHA... how many hands do you have, and where are they at the moment?!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:20 pm

I got some free hands, Sam.

What can I do ya fer??

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:23 pm

Well.... Woodrow says "HI!!" ... You might want to give him a hug... you'll need both hands, though....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:24 pm

both hands for woodrow?

Surely ye jest.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:24 pm

Okey-dokey...GE...another one for us and me. Hop back up on these buckets. You know the drill. Tell me when you're ready.

*pours another double into the gullet*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:27 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:both hands for woodrow?

Surely ye jest.

You'll thank yourself... he is a handful...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:31 pm

samtzu wrote:I don't know about how the vegitarians feel about a sandwich with such a large slab o' meat in the middle?

Now I like it!!

And more, more, more, more....

hey, BHA... how many hands do you have, and where are they at the moment?!

Four.

One on the bottle. One on GE's right bootycheek. And two on the bar to keep myself from falling over.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:31 pm

The Captain makes a rare appearance...

A well-made lemon drop would be great about now.
Well-made, in the Capt.'s world, is fresh-squeezed lemons, Grey Goose vodka, super-fine baker's sugar, and decent triple-sec.

You do need two hands to give Woodrow a hug, you gotta hold on to your drink with at least one of 'em, if hugging Woodrow is on your agenda you'll need the other for that.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:36 pm

Regretably, I must relinquish my grip upon this taut orb of flesh.

Farethewell until we meet anon.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:38 pm

ah.... I feel so, empty...

and my ass cheek is cold now!