CARAVANSARY

Post by **Savannah** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:09 pm

Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:53 pm

Legionnaires Hat/cap with sand goggles and neck/face scarf would fit in Caravansary.. Found the caps in google party costumes..

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:41 pm

wheres the camel toe identification?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:42 pm

tatonka wrote:

wheres the camel toe identification?

I'm not on there either...

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
tatonka wrote:

wheres the camel toe identification?
I'm not on there either...

shut up jon

Sunbeam56 · Post by **Sunbeam56** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:10 pm

Based on me toes - I'd be Irish. Based on me heart - I'd be...

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:03 pm

I just keep coming back to this - the Foreign Legion done right

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:39 pm

fuck it, i'm going out dressed as Jambi, EVERY DAY.

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Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:58 pm

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:11 pm

Sunbeam56 wrote:Based on me toes - I'd be Irish. Based on me heart - I'd be...

Hmmm. I don't recall Irish being represented on the chart. I think you will have to post a pic of your toes & let us determine. They aren't shaped like little potatoes are they?
sorry, this is at least three post deep thread drift. Not that this thread has any real direction anyway.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:42 pm

.
Back to the business at hand.

Look anything like BRC?

And then there was this fellow Marco Polo who traveled a bit:

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:51 pm

That's straying a little further from Carandvansfee and getting closer to "oasis".

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:11 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:That's straying a little further from Carandvansfee and getting closer to "oasis".

Thank you! I try. In fact, we are going to have a water feature this year at the Camel Repair Shop.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:13 pm

Just call me Al.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:34 pm

Elliot wrote:Look anything like BRC?

Overheated dehydrated lost souls who think they see water?

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:42 pm

Well, I was referring to the horseshoe shape of that establishment, don'tcha know.

Eddaytona · Post by **Eddaytona** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:22 pm

I'm going in the red leather outfit myself.

http://hurricanevanessa.com/two-ways-to ... suits-you/

NO woman or man wants to, or should have to suffer the indignity of Camel Toe.

Now, there are two ways that you can ensure that the ultimate of fashion faux pas never, ever happens to you.

Method #1: You can invest in Caravansary Camelfage. “These aren’t your ordinary panty, they were specifically designed to smooth out your feminine and masculine parts under tight clothing. Yoga and exercise pants, leggings, tight shorts, skinny jeans or even some work trousers can have a shorter inseam. You have enough to worry about during dust storms; the last thing you need to think about is your panties riding up during the Temple burn.”

The insert is sewn into the panty or tutu – your protection is always secure! Learn more about how these work to keep you confident, comfortable and smooth in tight situations. You will feel safe and secure knowing you aren’t “the Sparkle Pony” everyone is laughing at behind your back.”

All of this is just lovely, of course and should you choose this method of dealing with the threat of Camel Toe, you can hurry on over to get your Caravansary Camelflage here.

But before you do…there is Method #2 for you to consider:

And it is this: Don’t wear the kind of horrible clothes that give you Camel Toe, to begin with.

Does that sound sensible?

Good. I’m glad.

Which method will work for you?

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:15 am

Eddaytona wrote:I'm going in the red leather outfit myself.

http://hurricanevanessa.com/two-ways-to ... suits-you/

Can we say, OOPS? I think that's PVC, not leather.

There IS a difference.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:20 am

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:06 am

.........................Hookah Hump Day.......................................

...............................At The..................................................

......................Caravansary.........................................

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:19 am

just to be clear...

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:23 am

Simon, you blew it. Unusual.

The one on the left is a Mennonite. There IS a difference.

No hair under his nose (no mustache) is the clue. Plus, hardcore old order Amish wouldn't have their picture taken...has something to do with 'graven images'

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:27 am

it was a mugshot, and if you have a problem with it, take it up with google mr. encyclopedic fucking knowledge...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ami ... ots-654812

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:54 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:it was a mugshot, and if you have a problem with it, take it up with google mr. encyclopedic fucking knowledge...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ami ... ots-654812

Hmmmmmm.....

Struck a nerve, did I?

Many humble apologies, grasshopper Simon-san......

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:12 pm

I am sooooo hoping we can keep religion out of Caravansary. Yes, I know, I know... but since nobody in BRC will stone or behead us for our beliefs, this is our grand opportunity to enjoy some eastern art and culture WITHOUT the eternal -- and sometimes murderous -- religious strife of the region. Please.

And if you don't agree with this post, you shall die, infidel!
(Just as an example of what to avoid.)

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:14 pm

he has a temper.

grasshopper Simon-san..

just remember how david carradine finally ended up.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:13 pm

New idea:
With "everybody" doing Silk Road, maybe I should do Christopher Columbus. Run around and harangue people for ships to sail west to the orient.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:50 pm

"MARCO"

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:57 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:he has a temper.

grasshopper Simon-san..

just remember how david carradine finally ended up.

Ah, Roberto....Carradine was not Shaolin. Shaolin monks do not use shoelaces. They wear sandals. Thus, Carradine was not one of us....

^Rhino!

a.k.a. Master Po
Supreme Master of the Rhino Style of Kung-Fu Snark
Shaolin Temple
Hunan Province, China

No, don't make me get out my wok to make you some kung po chicken.
Kitchen is closed.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:17 pm

The secret order that Hasan bin Sabbah created had a significant impact on all subsequent cults and secret societies. During the Crusades, the Hashishins fought both for and against the Crusaders, whichever suited their agenda. As a result, the Crusaders brought back to Europe the Assassins' system, which would be passed down and mimicked by numerous secret societies in the West. The Templars, the Society of Jesus, Priory de Sion, the Freemasons, the Rosicrucians, etc. all owe their organizational efficiency to Hasan. In fact, the Illuminati had their origins in the mystical aspect of the Hashishin order, although most equate the Illuminati with the Bavarian Illuminati, which was a revised version of the Hashishin system.

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