Caption Contest 6

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Caption Contest 6

Post by Alpha » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:55 am

Now we're heating up! I can't resist a political one:

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Post by GuinivereElise » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:58 am

"And so i yelled over the sound of the guns "I CRUSH YOUR HEAD! I CRUSH YOUR HEAD!".

That showed those little bastards."

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:14 am

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"President Bush was half-way through the State of the Union speech when he realized his impromtu sidetrack into last night's experiment with Viagra might not be appropriate."
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Alpha » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:14 am

il presidente explains his emotional need to demonstrate his power over Iraq.

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:27 am

Jeb rolled it this fucken thick, one hell of a road trip.

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:30 am

"Fricken sharks with laser beams attached to their heads - That's what we need in Iraq!"

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Post by geekster » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:32 am

And then we discovered that Uday's dick was only this big!
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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:34 am

"...and next time that tall geeky fucker makes fun of me at a debate, I'm just gonna pinch him ssssooooo hard!!"
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:38 am

"No, I did say that I wanted a second fuzzy microphone- but I distinctly specified that I only wanted it to be this big."
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Q_ » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:39 am

"What I have here is a vile of VX gas from Iraq's stockpiles"
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Re: Caption Contest 6

Post by Simply Joel » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:39 am

Alpha wrote:Now we're heating up! I can't resist a political one:

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Laura's clitorus is this big!

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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:41 am

"Here we see the touching moment when Koko the gorilla finally learns how to make the sign for banana."
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by calicowboy925 » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:11 pm

Our turnout at the polls made that Herman Munster lookin' dork and his backwoods sounding running mate look this tall!
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Post by geekster » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:06 pm

My evil twin was governor of California.

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Post by samtzu » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:14 pm

"As Commander in Chief, I want you to know that I came that close to actually serving. My opponent can't say that!"
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Post by Discosybil » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:38 pm

and mama bear said, "someone has been playing with my vibrater, and it was thiiiiiiiis big"

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Post by Discosybil » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:27 pm

deep down I thought my opponent was this much better than I.

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Post by tonytohono » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:16 pm

This is ten times the space required to encapsulate my brain.

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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:06 am

"this is about as much as I care about you losers, that's right, we have the house, the senate and maybe a few supreme court nominations... have a nice day"

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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:26 am

"I'll get you my pretties, and your little dog too!!"
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:04 am

"See, he only penetrated my asshole by THEEEES much... that doesn't make me GAY..... RIGHT?!?!? I mean, we were in COLLEGE.... EVERYONE experiments..."

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Post by samtzu » Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:06 am

GuinivereElise wrote:"See, he only penetrated my asshole by THEEEES much... that doesn't make me GAY..... RIGHT?!?!? I mean, we were in COLLEGE.... EVERYONE experiments..."
That's a good one!
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:08 am

:oops:

thanks...

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