The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:48 pm

T2, how nicely put.

Both playa and eplaya are TAZs perhaps more in terms of identity than action. Eplaya, particularly the bar, where e-mining and e-boozing are the rage, is a place for the kind of radical self-expression that they used to talk about in BRC.

ah.....lost my train of thought...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:00 pm

Oooo! whisper away, Sensei...

Tish: exactly.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:06 pm

ahhhh. I *like* it!! Social-cultural philosphy and booze for lunch!! YUM!

And there hasn't been enough e-miming, lately...
*she said, dropping bar-towel on bar and churlishly placing hands on hips*

thanks fer the crush, sam...right back atcha, baby. you guys make this place what it is...i just opened the idea. Thanks for your participation!
but no Christmas brew yet...the way our delivery schedule works out here we won't have any o that till february.

got some Mad Dog leftover from last night, tho!
*handing dusty half-empty bottle to Samtzu*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:12 pm

* Sensei drives up in a stolen Washington State Liquor Control Board semi-truck - honks horn twice *

Alright, I'm gonna need a little assistance unloading this fucker.

* Sensei passes out whiskey filled Elvis Presley decanters *

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:12 pm

Mad Dog!!!! YEEEEEEE-OWWWWW!!!! Shit, I can recal cruising the Sierra roads with Zep on the eight track and a bottle of 20-20 passing around.

Then I recall not finding the car after getting out to barf....

Hmmmmm.... I'll try a sip.... ohhhhhh, sweet.

No I mean 'sweet', as in grape syrup with alcohol in it....

I like my wine like I like my humor... dry and murky....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:19 pm

damn. am i a sock? i almost never drink. shit, bartendress, hand me some booze! i can't help it if it's been ramadan!

actually, better idea! i'm taking body shots off of each of you! who's first??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:19 pm

samtzu wrote:
I like my wine like I like my humor... dry and murky....

A man after my own heart...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:20 pm

buckethead alien wrote:In my opinion you can always tell socks when they stroll into the bar because they never drink anything.

Nothing for me, thanks.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:24 pm

*rian throws a cat brush at CWL, which gets caught in his beard*

and no, i'm not doin no shots off of you. i have to see you too often for that.
nyah!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:25 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:damn. am i a sock? i almost never drink. shit, bartendress, hand me some booze! i can't help it if it's been ramadan!

actually, better idea! i'm taking body shots off of each of you! who's first??

*raises hand... is ignored... raises hand and flaps it back and forth.... is still ignored.... waves both hands and squirms around in the seat.... is beat over the head by an annoyed Rian... slumps over table and goes sleepy-bye*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:27 pm

Ooo oOO! Rian! Me me!!

Over HERE!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:28 pm

so THAT's where Sensei went... Here I've been waiting for him to whisper in my ear... and he left me HANGIN!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:32 pm

Guinivere, you are goin' to get such an ear-whispering on Monday night!

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:38 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:*rian throws a cat brush at CWL, which gets caught in his beard*

and no, i'm not doin no shots off of you. i have to see you too often for that.
nyah!

Rian! I didn't know you were into the cat brush thing....

Hmm- usually you're very perceptive. Did you notice how I didn't ask?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:38 pm

Sensei wrote:Guinivere, you are goin' to get such an ear-whispering on Monday night!

woo hoo!!!

I can't wait!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:44 pm

yeah, i did. but men keep telling me that clarity is good.
the cat brush is rob's i think.
here, pussy pussy pussy!

shit. how do i choose? or maybe we should just to BHA's kissy shots.
that's how i got a lot of my water on playa. it's the best way to drink. honest to god. ya'll go and try it now.

so, GE or Sam? shit. tough decisions. but i think i'm gonna have to give it to .... GE, in celebration of all the old times.

yer next, Sam, don't worry. but Woodrow isn't invited.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:46 pm

WOo hoo!

*hops up on bar and lays down*

ready whenever you are, Rian...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:49 pm

Geekie, get in here! We haven't had an e-drink in a long time!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:50 pm

Hey - did anybody unload that truck??

and i wanna be next, Rian! *winkwink*

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:52 pm

Truck, schmuck! we're doin' body shots here!

*quietly slips out to shave his navel*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:52 pm

I think Sensei's been working on it... at least, I assume, since I haven't heard from him in a while...

either that, or he's standing beside it, smoking, waiting for us to go out there..

Isn't there some bar lackey that we can send?

Oh, wait. That'd be me. Shit.

Um..... NOT IT!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:56 pm

c'mere, GE!!

whaddaya think, collarbone shot?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:58 pm

One of my favorite parts...

Tee hee... I'm getting pre-shot tingles...

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:02 pm

I like that little divot right where the spine and (low) waist cross. Anyone wanna host?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:06 pm

Alpha wrote:I like that little divot right where the spine and (low) waist cross. Anyone wanna host?

i'm your girl!

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:11 pm

Hop on up there Rian... okay now don't stand up or this Bailey's will go right down your ass crack... (not that we wouldn't go after it, mind you)...

*SLUUURRRRP*

Perfect! Here let's lick that cream off...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:20 pm

starting hour 11 of work, this sucks... beer for dinner.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:51 pm

Gosh the bar got quiet all of a sudden... *shrug*

*reaches for the Mad Dog left on the bar*

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:57 pm

*spew* Holy cow who drinks this stuff?

*walks behind bar, fixes himself an apple martini*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:10 pm

Ah... a drink, por favor...

I'd take an apple martini alpha