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How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by 9ah » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:20 am

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So I went into a FB group I rarely check and see a thread with 70+ comments... Oh something must have happened.... And was I right. Someone in said group is trying to RENT some Walmart camping stuff and a bike from Reno for more than you would actually pay for it, then you bring it back to him in good condition and get your deposit back. Break the '$100 huffy cruiser' we all know on the playa and the charge is 150% of the value of the bike.... Then you can come back next year and assume everything has been cleaned and you rent for the same cost. Do you really think that is worth it?

I'm sorry, but are there really that many virgins/travelers that would shell out (made up number... not the actually exorbitant fee) $250 to schlep your stuff from someone's house or wherever to the playa and back then pay the same amount to do it again rather than buying and shipping your own stuff. With containers and such coming from the east coast and other places I don't see how people would want to pay extra for something that could be used and not properly functioning while risking being fined for these items.

I live in a NYC apartment and able to store my stuff until burn time...Shipping container space isn't that expensive AND you get it on the playa, not at some potentially dodgy location in Reno. Seriously, buy your own high quality tent, even if it is your first burn. Why risk ruining your first time??

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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by VultureChow » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:50 am

I think the answer is either a) they don't do their research, or b) they do crappy research.

Had I gone somewhere other than Eplaya, I probably would have wound up at a plush plug and play camp. The uncertainty of being a first timer, the logistics of coming from the east coast, and my financial status would have made that very, very tempting.

And that's not to knock them. Burning Man is a tough vacation. While I think most of us learn to love solving those not so little logistical challenges, there's something to be said for shoving a fistful of dollars at someone and saying, take care of everything. I don't want to have to think about anything. All-inclusive resorts are very, very popular.
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Post by trilobyte » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:57 am

I'm giving this a nudge over to the Q&A board, since it's a bit more of a general purpose rant :wink:

Yep, every year... THOUSANDS of people are doing it wrong. It's an interesting observation to see what happens when humans are given access to an internet full of information, and search engines, and social networks, and countless pictures and videos (these days, anyways)... what kind of decisions they start to make or conclusions they jump to and solutions they come up with. Sometimes it's pretty sad, and sometimes it's inspiring (some people are amazingly self-reliant, or keep asking the right questions until they figure things out).

There are times you just want to reach through the screen and slap some sense into people, aren't there? :) Deep breaths... A few weeks back, I got an unsolicited email from someone whom I don't think has posted anything on the boards, and it not likely to anytime soon, who wanted to know some details about the accommodations. When I explained they were whatever you choose to bring, they replied to explain that they were an artist, and wanted to know what kind of accommodations Burning Man would be giving them. Wow. Needless to say, when I explained that artists and performers are responsible for their own tickets, travel arrangements, transport, and accommodations, they lost interest pretty quickly. At least that's what I'm guessing, but who knows - maybe I haven't heard back because they're busily reading the Survival Guide and First Timer's Guide :D

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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by Mojojita » Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:07 am

I think I saw the same fb thread. There are many people that vehemently defend this practice as a sensible solution for burners flying in - (but then people buy a lot of stuff that I think is dumb). I think the only good thing about it is that at least the stuff is reused instead of dumped or left on the playa (we hope).
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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by Hope-a-Lope » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:29 pm

I saw that rental post as well, and while we avoid trying to tell other people how to burn, stuff like that just screams "lack of commitment."

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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by chuckularone » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:11 pm

This is my first year. I have read THOUSANDS of posts on ePlaya and have followed hundreds of links outside of ePlaya. I know for a fact I will forget something, but I'm doubt it will be anything catastrophic. I'll be shipping all of my gear out to my parents house in Las Vegas over the next few months and purchasing stuff and having it drop-shipped there as well. I do realize that not everyone has a place they can have stuff shipped to only a 9 hour drive from the entry line, but I'm doing my best to make sure I take advantage of what I have. I'm flying into Vegas the Wednesday before and will shop, build a monkey hut (that I'll leave in their garage for next year :-) ) and find a Craigslist bike all before driving up.

I'm a cheap bastard, so I would NEVER rent something when I can buy it for just a little more and I sure as hell won't rent something when I can buy it for a little less!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:40 pm

I didn't do research. Of course, I was going with a boyfriend.
When I went to Europe I did some research, but I'm crappy with it. And well, look what happened to me.
Or look what happened to Scott the year I first came.

So yes, don't do your research and have a near death experience--and I'm not talking about one of those sweetness and light and chatting with all your relatives who've died before you. No, this is a die on the table once or twice and a week later pull the breathing tube out of your own throat, because your coma is a little less, and damn thsoe things are not comfortable.

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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by Raoul » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:22 pm

2014 will be my first burn, and I've gotta say that I have thoroughly enjoyed (and continue to enjoy) all the research. Every time I get a chance to read new articles or interesting ePlaya threads, I get even more jazzed about heading west in August. Not to mention, in the short time I've been on ePlaya, I've "met" some pretty interesting folks that I hope to meet in person. Research doesn't have to be a chore.
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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by BBadger » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:39 pm

This may come as a huge surprise to some people, but sometimes money is worth far less than a person's time and energy to figure something out for something unknown. The money may also be far less valuable than avoiding the stress of additional planning for remarkably little gain in experience. It may also be a huge surprise that people don't have the space and or dedication to keep and maintain half-ruined camping gear at their home for the remaining 50 weeks or so of their year. And yes, there are people who just don't want to deal with the hassle of collecting money and organizing for a shipping container for a bunch of people (including the organizer) who may or may not even show up in future years -- and leave all that gear behind in there too.

It all comes down to life-priorities. Burning Man is a 1-week vacation event. Many people don't plan their lives around going even those who plan to go early on. Many people use their paychecks to grant themselves the flexibility other burners may give themselves through learning new skills, storing something at their homes, recycling gear, etc. It's great for the latter; they get to save some money. Still, that money may not be worth the time for others.

There is also the cost of initial investment versus long-time return on interest. Why buy a high quality tent that only gets used for a week that you have to clean the fuck out of when you get home, when you can get a cheap-ass tent that'll last you the week and you can toss and avoid the clean-up? I look at my own situation: I could save lots of money each year by simply replacing the batteries in the LED lights I buy each year. I've even bought batteries to do it. But you know what? Fuck that. It's not worth my time. $50 more for lights isn't that much. Not for my big once-a-year trip.

And what about those rented tents and bikes? Opportunity costs. By the time some of those people get to Reno off their plane or tiny car all the bikes will have been sold in Walmart or wherever in Reno. That camping gear and bike is guaranteed to be there and once it's been used and returned it is no longer a burden on its temporary user. After all, what are most people going to use that tent and bike for the remainder of the year? Ride that dusty and crappy Huffy bike around the neighborhood? Sleep in some funky playa-dusty tent? Returning it to the rental is at least better than leaving that shit behind as MOOP.

So really, I don't think most of these people are burgin n00bs who are paying more out of sheer ignorance. In fact, I think many of their decisions are well calculated. Sure, some of them defer to the DIY route after learning some tricks, but for many people $250 more on a $2000 trip in the desert really isn't breaking the bank. After all, there are 50 other weeks to save up that extra dough. If it cuts out a headache or two in planning, it may pay for itself.
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Post by 9ah » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:11 am

Haha! Thanks for the move Trilo.

All interesting points. Maybe paying over $250 for some folks (my number is very fake and very a lot lower than the actual cost).... The end user still has to go shopping for things they need and there is no guarantee on the items you are renting. Once on playa you can't prove that these rental items weren't faulty and you get charged. You can rent a bike for much less and get it on playa or ship your own bike there if you have container service.

No need to go to Walmart to buy a bike rack for the bikes you are renting. Can't find one, SOL.

I get it, people want to pay for convenience, but you still need to find someone that will schlep you, your 10 or so gallons of water, bike, luggage and this stuff to the playa.

I use some of the stuff from my BM gear for other things, in addition to the fact that I wash my bedding and clothing between burns.... Don't most of you clean some of that stuff?

Maybe if someone was building these packs to SELL to burners and offering them a 50% off return in good condition so that in subsequent years other burners could buy at a discounted price (like a thrift store if you will) I'd be more apt to supporting this. This is totally not the case.

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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by BBadger » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:19 pm

9ah wrote:Haha! Thanks for the move Trilo.

All interesting points. Maybe paying over $250 for some folks (my number is very fake and very a lot lower than the actual cost).... The end user still has to go shopping for things they need and there is no guarantee on the items you are renting. Once on playa you can't prove that these rental items weren't faulty and you get charged. You can rent a bike for much less and get it on playa or ship your own bike there if you have container service.
Yeah, but it's a container service. That requires a huge amount of dedication that many people don't care for. You live in NYC, and are probably looking at the cost of this by-the-foot shipping container service where you can store a bit of stuff and pick it up when you arrive. However, for most people who want a container, and aren't living out near NYC or have access to similar services, they end up having to front purchase their own container for $3,300 and pay $800/year for storage and delivery. Each year they have to coordinate with the BRC storage service to have the thing delivered each year to the plot of land including all the camp plans, etc.

That's great if you have a camp that will be there every year, and the same people coordinating the operations, but for many camps it just doesn't make sense. First, you need to have a lot of gear to actually store in the container. Then you have to haul in all that shit anyway just to get it stored up. Then you have to force everyone -- who might not always be there each year -- to pony up some cash for paying for the thing. In my own camp, the dues went up about $20 more a person to cover the costs. Not bad, but that was only because we had a lot of people. For people who aren't planning on making this trip a year-after-year ordeal, and small camps, it's much easier to just eat the cost of buying or renting shit each time and having all that extra flexibility.


Hell, I certainly wouldn't leave my bike in the container of our camp because I may not be at that camp every year, or that particular camp that year. I probably wouldn't want some dusty old crappy bike taking up room in some outdoor closet either. So what to do? Find some friend to leave it (I was that friend for a while)? Buy the bike and then sell it? Buy it and "donate" it on the playa?

It's kind of like renting skis for going to the slope. If you're only going once or twice per season it's not worth buying skis at any price, only to have to store them somewhere in your house for 95% of the year.
No need to go to Walmart to buy a bike rack for the bikes you are renting. Can't find one, SOL.
Or just buy the rack, but not the bikes. Also the cost of the rental may help you "reserve" the bike so someone else doesn't take it. Still, there are usually services that will reserve the bike too. Plus, if you're renting a vehicle, you might be preventing damage from occurring by driving with all those bikes on the vehicle the majority of the way.
I get it, people want to pay for convenience, but you still need to find someone that will schlep you, your 10 or so gallons of water, bike, luggage and this stuff to the playa.
Depends on the situation. From just reading what people have in mind on this forum there are people from all different places and means. Not all of them are going to have access to heavy transportation services, cars, camping gear, shade, or much else beyond the essentials. Then there are others with the flexibility to bring in whatever they need. The one thing that you can rely on is that if you have enough money, you can get things done, and for a trip that is only once a year it costs people less to just pay up front than spend time the remainder of the year.
I use some of the stuff from my BM gear for other things, in addition to the fact that I wash my bedding and clothing between burns.... Don't most of you clean some of that stuff?
I'm sure many people clean their clothing and bedding, but what about stuff you can't just throw into a washing machine like your bike? Or your shade structure? Or your tent? A hose full of water isn't going to remove all that dust. Stuff like monkey huts have virtually no use outside of Burning Man too, and yet they take up huge amounts of space. What about that dusty furry bike caked with mud and broken lights? I usually just leave it somewhere in the back yard because I don't want to touch it until I'm back at BM.
Maybe if someone was building these packs to SELL to burners and offering them a 50% off return in good condition so that in subsequent years other burners could buy at a discounted price (like a thrift store if you will) I'd be more apt to supporting this. This is totally not the case.
Or maybe you're just being a miser? You could do a lot of things to save money or derive greater value, or doing things yourself. But is it worth your time? Is the money you save more important than what you would gain spending it?'

Someone could balk at the price of a rental bike and just go to BM without one. Will that person be wishing he/she had that bike -- at any price short of stealing one -- to be able to accompany friends on bike romps? Is it worth the sacrifice of other people having to wait for the cheapskate bikeless burgin all the time?

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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:31 pm

I'm really amazed that people come from that far away. I wouldn't even consider going to Burning Man if I was too far away to just drive there with my own truck and trailer full of my stuff. And if I didn't live where I had room to keep stuff, I also wouldn't go. There's no fucking way I'd camp in that desert!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:06 pm

And then there's the first timer who's not ready to commit to owning all that stuff, because s/he doesn't know that s/he'll like the event that much.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:36 pm

Good point. It requires a hell of a commitment all up-front. I've got some friends who have been hearing my stories and seeing my photos for over ten years.
I fully understand that this is not usually a good thing to say, but these people are SO burner and would really love it if they went - but it's too much pre-commitment and they think it must be nothing but misery. They don't understand why anyone would spend their vacation in a hot dusty desert.

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Post by BBadger » Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:01 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:I'm really amazed that people come from that far away. I wouldn't even consider going to Burning Man if I was too far away to just drive there with my own truck and trailer full of my stuff. And if I didn't live where I had room to keep stuff, I also wouldn't go. There's no fucking way I'd camp in that desert!
I know right? It's already a big commitment just driving from a state away. I've been pretty fortunate to have space for stuff and friends who can help out. If I were on the East Coast, or in some other country, I wouldn't even go unless I knew some good friends near the burn that could bring most of my stuff. In the past we've ended up doing that for some people who were in a such a situation, but not everyone knows people who can cover their needs.
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Post by 9ah » Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:36 pm

Touting something as a 'buy this all inclusive tent camp deal' which doesn't include tons of items that most burners need on playa and saying just show up with your clothes and food in Reno and your set isn't smart. How are you going to get the bike to the playa if you don't put it on a bike rack? This is a pick up and return to Reno all or nothing inclusive rental. No swapping out items or only taking the tent, but not the shade structure and sleeping bag. I'm sure he'd let you decline them but you're still going to pay the same cost.

This was advertised to NYer specifically which is the only way I heard about it. This offer may well benefit someone who will ask someone to borrow their goggles and extra el wire because they thought lights and goggles were not needed.

Exactly my point, how are all these rental bikes, tents, shade structures and air mattresses going to be cleaned after 2014 so the 2015 renters that pay $ XXX for the items?

I think you completely missed the reason for the rant.... If someone wants to pay $500 for a moop camp setup go ahead, but save everyone around you the headache and at least do a lil research and the 'burner' renting this crappola could at consoder selling these packages (while still making his profit) rather than 'renting' the items and then charging above the actual value for damage. That's a real dick move.

Oh and the items offered in the rental are all cheap items... And you have to do the pricier option in order to get the shade net.... Oh nnoooo.... Pretty sure the lower end version folks will think it'll be okay. Not my problemo, but I'm still allowed to rant. I'm not sure they think they're penny pinching by shelling that money and finding out that they got ahafted.

I'm sure there are good rental options out there, but this 'all inclusive tent camping' option isnt among them.

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9ah wrote:Haha! Thanks for the move Trilo.

All interesting points. Maybe paying over $250 for some folks (my number is very fake and very a lot lower than the actual cost).... The end user still has to go shopping for things they need and there is no guarantee on the items you are renting. Once on playa you can't prove that these rental items weren't faulty and you get charged. You can rent a bike for much less and get it on playa or ship your own bike there if you have container service.
Yeah, but it's a container service. That requires a huge amount of dedication that many people don't care for. You live in NYC, and are probably looking at the cost of this by-the-foot shipping container service where you can store a bit of stuff and pick it up when you arrive. However, for most people who want a container, and aren't living out near NYC or have access to similar services, they end up having to front purchase their own container for $3,300 and pay $800/year for storage and delivery. Each year they have to coordinate with the BRC storage service to have the thing delivered each year to the plot of land including all the camp plans, etc.

That's great if you have a camp that will be there every year, and the same people coordinating the operations, but for many camps it just doesn't make sense. First, you need to have a lot of gear to actually store in the container. Then you have to haul in all that shit anyway just to get it stored up. Then you have to force everyone -- who might not always be there each year -- to pony up some cash for paying for the thing. In my own camp, the dues went up about $20 more a person to cover the costs. Not bad, but that was only because we had a lot of people. For people who aren't planning on making this trip a year-after-year ordeal, and small camps, it's much easier to just eat the cost of buying or renting shit each time and having all that extra flexibility.


Hell, I certainly wouldn't leave my bike in the container of our camp because I may not be at that camp every year, or that particular camp that year. I probably wouldn't want some dusty old crappy bike taking up room in some outdoor closet either. So what to do? Find some friend to leave it (I was that friend for a while)? Buy the bike and then sell it? Buy it and "donate" it on the playa?

It's kind of like renting skis for going to the slope. If you're only going once or twice per season it's not worth buying skis at any price, only to have to store them somewhere in your house for 95% of the year.
No need to go to Walmart to buy a bike rack for the bikes you are renting. Can't find one, SOL.
Or just buy the rack, but not the bikes. Also the cost of the rental may help you "reserve" the bike so someone else doesn't take it. Still, there are usually services that will reserve the bike too. Plus, if you're renting a vehicle, you might be preventing damage from occurring by driving with all those bikes on the vehicle the majority of the way.
I get it, people want to pay for convenience, but you still need to find someone that will schlep you, your 10 or so gallons of water, bike, luggage and this stuff to the playa.
Depends on the situation. From just reading what people have in mind on this forum there are people from all different places and means. Not all of them are going to have access to heavy transportation services, cars, camping gear, shade, or much else beyond the essentials. Then there are others with the flexibility to bring in whatever they need. The one thing that you can rely on is that if you have enough money, you can get things done, and for a trip that is only once a year it costs people less to just pay up front than spend time the remainder of the year.
I use some of the stuff from my BM gear for other things, in addition to the fact that I wash my bedding and clothing between burns.... Don't most of you clean some of that stuff?
I'm sure many people clean their clothing and bedding, but what about stuff you can't just throw into a washing machine like your bike? Or your shade structure? Or your tent? A hose full of water isn't going to remove all that dust. Stuff like monkey huts have virtually no use outside of Burning Man too, and yet they take up huge amounts of space. What about that dusty furry bike caked with mud and broken lights? I usually just leave it somewhere in the back yard because I don't want to touch it until I'm back at BM.
Maybe if someone was building these packs to SELL to burners and offering them a 50% off return in good condition so that in subsequent years other burners could buy at a discounted price (like a thrift store if you will) I'd be more apt to supporting this. This is totally not the case.
Or maybe you're just being a miser? You could do a lot of things to save money or derive greater value, or doing things yourself. But is it worth your time? Is the money you save more important than what you would gain spending it?'

Someone could balk at the price of a rental bike and just go to BM without one. Will that person be wishing he/she had that bike -- at any price short of stealing one -- to be able to accompany friends on bike romps? Is it worth the sacrifice of other people having to wait for the cheapskate bikeless burgin all the time?

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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by BBadger » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:55 pm

9ah wrote:Touting something as a 'buy this all inclusive tent camp deal' which doesn't include tons of items that most burners need on playa and saying just show up with your clothes and food in Reno and your set isn't smart. How are you going to get the bike to the playa if you don't put it on a bike rack? This is a pick up and return to Reno all or nothing inclusive rental. No swapping out items or only taking the tent, but not the shade structure and sleeping bag. I'm sure he'd let you decline them but you're still going to pay the same cost.
Perhaps the burners will just compensate and bring/buy the rack or water or something else? You don't need a rack for every bike that gets rented, and the racks aren't in as short supply as the bikes themselves.
This was advertised to NYer specifically which is the only way I heard about it. This offer may well benefit someone who will ask someone to borrow their goggles and extra el wire because they thought lights and goggles were not needed.
The companies are probably just renting the essentials: the hard to transport, and hard-to-buy-in-Reno stuff. Nobody really "needs" EL wire or goggles. They shouldn't provide costumes or food or lotion either. The "essentials" that are hard to come by are tents and bikes really.
Exactly my point, how are all these rental bikes, tents, shade structures and air mattresses going to be cleaned after 2014 so the 2015 renters that pay $ XXX for the items?
With a lot of hard work? Everyone else can just pay the penalty. Again, it depends on what your time is worth. I don't clean my bike because I don't want to bother, and I'll just use it for BM again some other year (or get a new bike). I also didn't pay much for it, and I have (had) the space for it. My tent is also going to be for camping elsewhere and feels sufficiently dusted off for my needs; I don't bother with thoroughly cleaning that either. However, for someone who rents and has a cash incentive to return their gear clean, maybe they'll buy some vinegar and swab down the bike or rinse down the tent. It's the same kind of thing with renting a car right? Or an apartment deposit?
I think you completely missed the reason for the rant.... If someone wants to pay $500 for a moop camp setup go ahead, but save everyone around you the headache and at least do a lil research and the 'burner' renting this crappola could at consoder selling these packages (while still making his profit) rather than 'renting' the items and then charging above the actual value for damage. That's a real dick move.
I thought "the point" was that people are shelling out more money than you would spend for renting something rather than buying it outright or paying out the nose to store it.

I don't think it's a dick move either. These rental companies aren't around to create bargains for last-minute or long-distance burners anymore than the stores that jack up their prices in Reno around the time of the event. They're exploiting the situation, and if people don't want to pay it they can make other arrangements. The price is what the market will bear. People are willing to pay for that convenience, and someone is willing to supply it. Some may call those people suckers; others may consider it a bargain not having to hunt around for a bike or other gear and maybe even pay the same amount locally because of demand.
Oh and the items offered in the rental are all cheap items... And you have to do the pricier option in order to get the shade net.... Oh nnoooo.... Pretty sure the lower end version folks will think it'll be okay. Not my problemo, but I'm still allowed to rant. I'm not sure they think they're penny pinching by shelling that money and finding out that they got shafted.
You're definitely allowed to rant, and from your position it sounds like a sucker's bet. Still, maybe there's just a different perspective on all this you haven't considered.

Also, I'm sure that if getting shafted were a huge concern they'd do the research in the first place. Rather, they're hooking up with some merchant who will fulfill their needs for their vacation. Maybe their time is worth more than the effort of finding bikes and tents and other shit. It's kind of like going all out of your way to save a few cents on gasoline. Maybe those pennies just aren't worth the effort.
I'm sure there are good rental options out there, but this 'all inclusive tent camping' option isnt among them.
Maybe, but then maybe not. What if the the deal with the budget rental company you organized your burn with falls through? Then you're stuck with a ticket, and no provisions, scrambling for those last minute camping supplies that may not even be available at any price. Sometimes having some security is worth more than stressing that the vacation you've been planning for could be ruined. It's why people make reservations with more expensive hotels rather than risking some crappy place that could ruin the vacation. At some point you're so heavily invested in an adventure that these little overheads aren't the main concern anymore.
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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by 9ah » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:28 am

Tl; dr (def over analyzing my RANT)

Nope.... guy is telling folks, bring your clothes and grab your food. That's all ya need in addition to his kit.

Storage fee is for any clothes and stuff that you don't want to lug back home. You can then rerent it for the same price next year. If the rental 'company' thoroughly cleans em all you will hopefully get a clean tent, air mattress and sleeping bag. They are jot exclusively you items.
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Post by 9ah » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:32 am

They would actually pay less to buy the items outright and chuck em after. This is based off of the liatbof included items.... This way is supposed to make it a quick easy stop to get 'everything you need minus clothes and food.'

The renter does NOT need to clean the tent or air mattress... They juat need to return them in functioning condition. Next year the next guy pays the same amount to sleep in thw hopefully cleaned tent and sleeping bag as the guy did last year.

Pay FV or more to rent items that you could buy outright.

Edit: And I'm not too certain how reputable a 'company' is with a generic (read yahoo, hotmail, etc) type of email, no phone number and no company address. Call me a skeptic.
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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by chuckularone » Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:37 am

9ah wrote:Call me a skeptic.
You're a skeptic! But, you're a skeptic with extra money in your pocket!

You're both right. This "rental company" seems a little dodgy to me as well, but if you go into it having done your research, you'll get the basic (for a price) package you need to tent camp on the playa.

Being a first timer (something about the word "burgin" rubs me the wrong way :-) ) I know I wouldn't be able to attend if I didn't have a staging area. If my parents didn't live in Vegas, I'd be staying home this year. I can understand why someone would pay big bucks to have a bunch of the worry taken out of their burn especially if they are first timers as well. Why invest in all that gear and ship it to a UPS store and HOPE it's there when you arrive when you can "rent" it and know it's there. It may not make economical sense, but it sure does make common sense.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:03 am

simple is good.


do not underthink, do not overthink. You are fucking Doomed Anyway, and YOU MIGHT DIE.



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Post by VultureChow » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:15 am

Overthinking is what we do. If Burning Man was simply a one week vacation in the desert, we would not spend all year talking about it, prepping for it, bitching about it.

It's literally half the fun. Look at us all on here on Eplaya year-round. It's a way to extend the experience and build ourselves up for the next burn.

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Post by bluemiragemi » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:50 am

<-- Virgin here! Doing my research. I want to ship things from Michigan...how do I find someone willing to help me out with space in their container for $? <3 :oops:

Or, how the crap else do I get gear out there? I already bought a backpacking tent and I could do it with just luggage...and that doesn't even include figure out how to get water out there.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:39 pm

This is off-topic, sort of, but god damn… do you have to re-paste entire huge piles of text in quotes?
It makes reading this a pain in the ass.
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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by BBadger » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:58 pm

bluemiragemi wrote:<-- Virgin here! Doing my research. I want to ship things from Michigan...how do I find someone willing to help me out with space in their container for $? <3 :oops:

Or, how the crap else do I get gear out there? I already bought a backpacking tent and I could do it with just luggage...and that doesn't even include figure out how to get water out there.
Most containers are not packed up and sent to the playa from a staging area, but instead stored near BRC and hauled in by a company associated with Burning Man. People bring what they want to store to Burning Man and leave it in that container, which gets stored until the next year when it gets dropped off again. You can't access anything within the containers for the remaining 50 weeks of the year. There might be some businesses that allocate shipping space specifically for BM trips (like that NYC container service linked above), but that depends on if someone has bothered.

People usually haul in their own stuff in using their vehicles, or use the limited space provided by their mass transport deals (mostly for water and essentials). You'd need to find someone willing to let you put your stuff on their transport or bring your own. It'll help if you have a camp you can rely on for some of the big stuff you can't bring yourself.

If you're shipping something, you'd also need someone to receive it. It really can be a big pain in the ass. You may consider paying for extra checked bags on your flight.
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Post by bluemiragemi » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:01 am

Hey Bbadger - thanks for the detailed reply! Joining a camp seems to be my best option, now, to find a camp that can use my assistance with whateverthef*ck in exchange for asking someone/paying someone to haul my water and gear. Hrm. Going to some regional burner events next month and I hear someone hauls stuff from Detroit for a fee. Getting there from the Midwest is rough, but I'm sure East Coast and abroad is even harder. Don't have the time/vacation time from the job, to drive :(
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Post by tatonka » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:05 am

i did my research last year and bugged you guys with questions = I had a great time and was comfortable .
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Re: How Many Virgins Do Their Research???

Post by Verve » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:31 pm

Being a first timer I have done research on top of research, reading and re reading. I can say until I read the Q & A thread from back to front I did not understand the snarkiness towards "virgin/burgin" questions. What was clear from reading that large number of threads over many years is that it was obvious that many people did not do their due diligence prior to asking questions that had been asked over and over again. I can now see the reason for frustration and snark towards those who have not made an effort.
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