The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:34 pm

Sorry, kids...i had to go to a meeeeeeting....

and now a quick shot the Mark before i head home for a REAL beer!!

take it easy...but TAKE IT!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:38 pm

* Sensei lays on bar while unbuttoning shirt to reveal naval *

Be gentle, but not too gentle, Tish. And please feel free to take your time and do it right.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:44 pm

Sorry for the lag, Guin, I had to, um, go pick more apples. One apple martini, if you still want it! *slides across bar*

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:44 pm

Whew, a stormy night by any measure.....I was gonna order a Lone Star, but then I do feel guilty at starting antagonistic threads just cuz I was hurt that so many opposed my views...So, I'll have a Corona and when can we get back to just being Americans???? Remember, United We Stand?

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:47 pm

That'll do it for me, folks.. *slides calico a Corona -- this is an equal opportunity bar*

Thanks again for the shot Rian! See ya's...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:50 pm

Thanks Alpha... freshly picked apples are always nice...

Have a great night!

Tish, can I be next???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:55 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:Whew, a stormy night by any measure.....I was gonna order a Lone Star, but then I do feel guilty at starting antagonistic threads just cuz I was hurt that so many opposed my views...So, I'll have a Corona and when can we get back to just being Americans???? Remember, United We Stand?

i'm gonna repeat this one more time before i head out:

No one was after you because of your VIEWS. There are several people on here who SHARE your views and don't seem to feel antagonized like you do. It's your ATTITUDE and rather RUDE manner of speaking that I for one, and I think others, have taken issue with.

'nuf said.

resume drinking.

i'm out.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:56 pm

Bye tish: I'll take that body shot tomorrow, then??

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:58 pm

(GE's really pushin' for that body shot... can anyone blame her?)

*saunters outta the bar*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:59 pm

DAMN, I LOVE OUR BARTENDRESS!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:00 pm

Sensei wrote:DAMN, I LOVE OUR BARTENDRESS!

here here...

and yes, I'm pushing hard for that body shot.... but like you said, can you blame me??

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:02 pm

Sensei wrote:DAMN, I LOVE OUR BARTENDRESS!

Me too! Me too!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:27 pm

Wonderful flight this AM. I'll have a PBR now please.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:41 pm

<strolls in, saunter up onto the bar, lays down, pours Jeagermeister all over the mass of fur covering his belly button>

"Right! Ready for ya luv!"

<briefly listens to crickets chirping, sits up and looks around>

"Well fuck-all... where'd ya bugger off to? You were right there when I bleedin' came in."

<looks under several nearby tables>

"Right then. Back to the house to have the cats lick this offa me again. Bugger all."

<suanters out with half the silverware>

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:42 pm

well at least I can gaze up at the Red Sox banners my beloved barbabe left hangin and think lovely thoughts and not be too bothered by the conservative zombies and drink lots of Jägermeister and look at my spy cam videos of all the sex acts going on in here while I've been at work and Jackie the poodle just came in to say hi and I'm planning a cruise to Cabo and life is still great and ..has this become the sex thread too?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:43 pm

after 4 or 5 J's I'd probably lick that out of yer bellybutton Rob.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:50 pm

well, there's a certain amount of flirtation going on here, just like in real bars...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:56 pm

anything starts to look good after 4 or 5 Jägers even Rob's button
why don't you lay back and let me pour some on you and see if it tastes any different..

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:57 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:well, there's a certain amount of flirtation going on here, just like in real bars...

cowboyangel wrote:after 4 or 5 J's I'd probably lick that out of yer bellybutton Rob.

And some of it is pretty ugly, just like in real bars.

Bar rule #324: If you have to shave your tongue after a body shot, it probably isn't worth it.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:57 pm

*lays back on bar, exposing belly button*

pour away!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:59 pm

hey! this is nice....how about down here too?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:01 pm

Oh, G.E.? Be sure to wear something with buttons on Monday; ya' know, for practice shots... Consider it a rehearsal for Decomp.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:02 pm

she's busy right now

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:06 pm

Sounds good sensei:

Cowboy, where did you want that next one from???

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:21 pm

Ah-ha! I see things are going good around here.

*checks self for appropriate cavities*

wovenone · Post by **wovenone** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:22 pm

oh, i can't keep up with all of this drinking..forgot which page i last drank on. is anybody going to seacom?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:24 pm

There'll be a gang of us there...

Look for the antics.

BHA... are you next? I've got a collarbone that's cravin' ya....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:24 pm

Simply Joel wrote:starting hour 11 of work, this sucks... beer for dinner.

beer and pizza for dinner.... ahhhh... beer is good.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:25 pm

What kinda pizza? If it's veg, I wanna bite!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:29 pm

Oh my, GE, I am THIRSTY. Pour something s-t-i-c-k-y in there so it takes me a looooooong time to lick it all out.