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I heard it will be dusty...

Post by maryanimal » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:56 am

:mrgreen:

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Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by ZaphodBurner » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:04 pm

All kidding aside, this is a record drought year for the region. If Oregon and California don't get another two months of steady precipitation, the playa conditions may be a new experience for everybody this year.

"LAS VEGAS (AP) — Federal officials have designated portions of 11 western and central states as primary natural disaster areas because of a drought."

"The worst states for drought are California, Oregon and Nevada, the monitor reported. More than 62% of the state of California is now in "extreme" drought, the state's highest percentage since the Drought Monitor began in Jan. 2000

Extreme drought is the second-worst category of drought.

The entire state of Oregon is now completely in a drought, while the state of Nevada is just under 97%."


http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2 ... s/4522651/
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by unjonharley » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:43 pm

Burning Man is the Dust..

The Dust is Burning Man

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Jackass » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:54 pm

2012 Revisited?
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Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Canoe » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:42 pm

4.669
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Canoe » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:59 pm

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4.669
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by trilobyte » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:38 pm

I'm moving this over to the Q&A board, since that's a better fit for weather-related stuff.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by maryanimal » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:08 am

Thank Trilo! I wasn't sure where to place it! :D
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:09 pm

This isn't actually preparation. It's that damn movie again and commentary thereon. No one is actually making preparations based on that and our commentary.



Are they?
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by maryanimal » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:This isn't actually preparation. It's that damn movie again and commentary thereon. No one is actually making preparations based on that and our commentary.



Are they?
Ah fishyfriend, it's a funny video, that's all. Sometimes there's too much unneeded seriousness on eplaya. The title has nothing to do with anything! *hugs* <3
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by VultureChow » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:This isn't actually preparation. It's that damn movie again and commentary thereon. No one is actually making preparations based on that and our commentary.



Are they?
Oh my god! The power!

Listen up virgins. Finger cots and nipple shields. You can never have enough finger cots and nipple shields. Later in the week they're traded like currency for all manner of goods and services. You belly up to the bar and ask for a whiskey? "Four cots and a nip, ma'am." Food, sexual favors, anything you can possibly want. The person with the most "cots and nips" gets to light the man on Saturday night.
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by robbidobbs » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:07 pm

Bwahhahaha!!!
Just keep your dirt mask handy at all times, day or night.
It's gornna be a fun year Campers!
About 5 yrs ago I was out on Esplanade at night walking around when suddenly a dirt storm hit. I was w/o goggles or dirt mask, so I jumped under a very large truck (like military large). I knew the owner, so no worries. I hung out there while the storm raged. Another participant asked me if he could jump under the truck. I invited him of course. We sat there for a good 20 mins until it passed. Life went on. Taught me a lesson: don't go anywhere w/o a dirt mask & goggles, no matter how short your trip is expected to be.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Savannah » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:42 pm

VultureChow wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:This isn't actually preparation. It's that damn movie again and commentary thereon. No one is actually making preparations based on that and our commentary.



Are they?
Oh my god! The power!

Listen up virgins. Finger cots and nipple shields. You can never have enough finger cots and nipple shields. Later in the week they're traded like currency for all manner of goods and services. You belly up to the bar and ask for a whiskey? "Four cots and a nip, ma'am." Food, sexual favors, anything you can possibly want. The person with the most "cots and nips" gets to light the man on Saturday night.
:lol:



. . . This is why I never get to light the Man. I thought it was my turn, but all I had were a gross of finger cots.
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Sunbeam56 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:52 pm

Sorry to be dull - but what's a finger cot?
Let GOOD win!

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Sham » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:56 pm

Sunbeam56 wrote:Sorry to be dull - but what's a finger cot?
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:58 pm

Mini condoms...
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Sunbeam56 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:01 pm

oh
Let GOOD win!

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:32 pm

Just my size! :cry:
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by maryanimal » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:24 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Just my size! :cry:
:shock:
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:46 pm

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Jackass » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:52 am

Welcome Home...Now brace yourself
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Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by FIGJAM » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:54 am

That was sooooooo last year. :roll:
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Jackass » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:03 am

FIGJAM wrote:That was sooooooo last year. :roll:

Dude, you've been around here long enough to know. This is sooooo Every year, it's what we do!We start these campaigns of misinformation in order to weed out some of the fair-weather would be burners
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by FIGJAM » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:23 am

After we thin the herd, do we get to eat them?
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by Jackass » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:30 pm

We shall do with them, as we wish.
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by FIGJAM » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:42 pm

BBQ and pelts?

I'm in!
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Re: I heard it will be dusty...

Post by CaverX » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:28 pm

Jackass wrote:Welcome Home...Now brace yourself
playa dirt storm.jpg

http://www.texascooppower.com/texas-sto ... igh-plains
This is happening more frequently in my home town...

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