The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:24 pm

You know, I was in Ireland a couple years ago, and met a faboo frenchman in a pub... we ended up drinking far too much guinness and then meandering back to our respective places for the night. part of that meandering was spent with him nuzzled against my neck, whispering to me in French.

Wow, that was quite a night.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:25 pm

Gotta go for a while...

Goodnight to Guin and to all bar patrons!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:27 pm

Well, hello to Guin and all the bar patrons.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:32 pm

Jeez Guin that's even sounding pretty good to ME! What a great memory to hold....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:46 pm

I could use a shot of something. Anyone pouring, or is the bar mine?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:00 pm

Someone pour me a drink please....pourers choice...

Been a long day with a very hyper peson sitting next to me....

And damn what does a man like me need to do to get some love in this bar?

GE, I will gladly whisper where Sensei left off....*Whispers softly enunciating words with his hands as GE sits with her jaw open making an almost whimpering sound*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:03 pm

OK. Looks like I'm pouring for Sandwichman and me. Being a Carney and all I can only pour drinks if you can tell me what's in them.

First off, a shot of whiskey

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:08 pm

How about a round of .....

Alligator Piss

Ingredients:
1/4 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/4 oz. Melon Liqueur
1/4 oz. Southern Comfort
1/4 oz. Amaretto
1/4 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix

Shake well with ice and strain into a shot glass.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:11 pm

See, I knew I could count on you. Make sure you stop by Ubercarney next year OK. I'll make sure to open the bar to anyone who has such an encyclopedic knowledge of drinks.

Here's the shot. Drink it while I work on the piss.

Salut!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:32 pm

ca pokes head in during quick break at school......hot tub alone at 9? Guess I'll have to call Kristy......she knows all kinds of tricks....pardon pun,

she knows methods of relaxation......where's that Klingon spy?????

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:35 pm

Hey ca. How about some Alligator Piss. Good stuff.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:42 pm

OK. Someone else grab the bar. I'm outta here before the west coast action heats up.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:43 pm

Damn fucking empty bar....

I did shower today....I even have on deodorant(sp?). Did I piss you all off?

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:44 pm

I think it is time for a drink how about a...

Lonely Night

3/4 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 1/4 oz. Irish Cream
1 1/4 oz. Hazelnut Liqueur
1 scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream

Blend with 1 cup of ice until smooth and pour into a parfait glass. Garnish with whipped cream and shaved chocolate.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:45 pm

what's gator piss??? Jason?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:51 pm

whuzzup? does anyone hang out in this bar at night, or what?

i mean who do ya gotta blow, i mean know, to get a drink in this joint :)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:57 pm

What's your pleasure melady?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:58 pm

now that's more like it! *wink wink*

lesseee...how about...lemon drop? nah, too girly....

martinis!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:01 pm

regynalonglank wrote:whuzzup? does anyone hang out in this bar at night, or what?

i mean who do ya gotta blow, i mean know, to get a drink in this joint :)

yo.I volunteer for the former

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:03 pm

Gin or vodka?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:04 pm

whuzzup cowboy! well that's one way to wet my whistle...hee

how's everylittlething?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:05 pm

oh vodka please

gin usually doesn't make it past my nose for some strange reason...must be the berries...i'm sure it's the berries...mumble...mumble...mmph

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:08 pm

Vodka it is, jalapeno stuffed olive?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:12 pm

mmm - spicy! ok...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:13 pm

regynalonglank wrote:whuzzup cowboy! well that's one way to wet my whistle...hee

how's everylittlething?

feeling fine today....knowing I'll work harder for social justice, labor unions and creativity! sex is a good thing to work for too.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:14 pm

here you go, enjoy! Would you like to see my menu?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:26 pm

how do you get your quotes to do that? mine don't say who said it...am i doing it funny?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:28 pm

first you must send me your address and tell me what kind of wine you like, then we can set up a tutoring session that may go long into the night, then...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:29 pm

wow, we have a menu now? sure...this place rocks!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:31 pm

cowboyangel wrote:first you must send me your address and tell me what kind of wine you like, then we can set up a tutoring session that may go long into the night, then...

that sounds fabulous...but i have to warn you...i'm a pretty quick learner :)