The Bar

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:06 pm

http://www.iweb.btinternet.co.uk/funny/ ... tor-TH.wav

This one has foul language ... F-word

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:06 pm

aahh! That's better! Had to slip into something more appropriate to the theme!

Now...how 'bout some HIqqIj all around?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:08 pm

Yum! Oh, and same for the drink offer!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:10 pm

*walks in, hears klingon being spoken and slowly backs out*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:18 pm

it's ok babe..take my hand...I'll lead you past the cadavers to where the good stuff is......

then I gotta go.....kissssssssssssssss

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:18 pm

* Sensei enters, doubles over from the aura of geekiness *

Cheesuz! Is this Star Trek Geek night tonight, or what? Cheer up, Lydia. At least they're not Star Wars geeks...

Bartendress, a round of skip-and-go-naked's for the house.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:20 pm

pour of happiness
vixens running with me
halve a shot of that

~puts on recipe book, stagger away smiling & giggling~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:23 pm

Tisha 'IH bang be'Hom

Ok that enough of that,... for now

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:24 pm

George W. Bush ... The Early Years

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:24 pm

actually it's the reek of apple martinis that really has me cowering.

the last time I grievously puked from alcohol consumption was an apple martini night. apple martinis wanted to be *free!*

that is just not a happy flavor traveling the wrong direction.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:24 pm

My anus?!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:24 pm

Yes. Yes it is geek night.

don't be afraid, kids! i'm sure it's only temporary...and i don't think it's contagious...

everybody here seemed to already have it...

one night to geek out - c'mon! you know you want to!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:25 pm

Oh!
Your anus!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:26 pm

How rude of me,
you were speaking of your anus...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:27 pm

Oh poo!

I was trying to get the word "anus"
on the 400th post.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:27 pm

Anus? Where?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:28 pm

For posterity...
anus

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:29 pm

I confess.

I'm a geek groupie and I can hold my own at parties when the alpha geeks start showing off their geek prowess.

I gots me a little geek cred.

But I absolutely draw the line at ordering drinks in Klingon.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:29 pm

you always think every one is talking about your tail don't you nipples.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:30 pm

My thanks to you, geekster!

This calls for a round, on the house (as always!).

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:31 pm

I don't know, Lydia. My eyes glaze over once the conversation turns to Babylon 5. I am a geek, not a nerd.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:31 pm

Everyone, I believe, has an inner geek. I have to admit I love the original Star Treks because of their ultra cheesy-ness. That and Shatner's acting...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:31 pm

Thank you, ZG!

Welcome, Nipples. And congratulations...nice touch.

I'm gonna hit it, kiddies. night-night!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:32 pm

Thanks, Nips! Here's to space!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:33 pm

Night Tisha.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:33 pm

Me too, even worse are some of the obscure books, super nerds want to talk about.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:34 pm

Night night, Tisha2.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:34 pm

Gd'nte tisha2.
I was kinda an ASS earlier
but have no
want

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:35 pm

Night Tisha.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:35 pm

Wanna know the weirdest thing about this new gig of being a nanny?

Okay... you don't, but I'm gonna tell you anyway.

My hands smell like diaper ointment *all the time* now.

I mean, I wash my fuckin' hands. All the damn time. Hot water, soap... a little scrub scrub... It's important for keeping both the baby and myself healthy.

But now, whenever I go to scratch my nose or something I catch a whiff of the the baby ass ointment. Even heavily perfumed soaps don't quite cover it. It's not a *bad* smell by any means, but it's certainly the antithesis of sexy.

I need more beer.