The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:39 pm

Beer and baby ass ointment? There's a combo.
Doesn't matter, babe. We love you the way you are. Baby ass ointment and all...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:39 pm

the oil absorbs into your hands, if you used a lotion first that should lessen the amount of baby but cream smell.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:42 pm

http://butt-balm.com/

Is the best stuff!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:43 pm

Lessee now...

*Counting heads *

I see the geekster, nipples, Zule and Lydia. You guys want to go in on a last pitcher before bed?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:44 pm

Sure why not

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:45 pm

I remember a smell.

Like cod-liver oil.
Some super-sticky salve!

Not A&D Ointment.. geez, help me here....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:45 pm

I'll go for a beer. Oh, that pic on the last page is my baby boy wearing a jacket his uncle got him. I took the pic to send back to him.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:49 pm

A toast to your sons' everlasting happiness, my dear geekster!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:49 pm

!clink!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:50 pm

I thought he looked like a junior Geekster cute, thumbs up, he can pull of that look a lot better than GB.

funny how things can move from Klingon to baby butts,....

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:50 pm

oh! well, there ya go... problem solved. I'm gonna go stick a bottle of lotion near the changing station now.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:53 pm

There's a kind of Desitin that has cod liver oil in it I think.

We bought and used one tube of it.

The baby smelled like fish. I smelled like fish.

it was odd.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:54 pm

move from Klingon to baby butts

Only because I'm in a nonsensical, non-sequitor kind of mood...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:55 pm

Lydia Love wrote:There's a kind of Desitin that has cod liver oil in it I think.

We bought and used one tube of it.

The baby smelled like fish. I smelled like fish.

it was odd.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:58 pm

How does the Nanny thing work out with the show you were working on?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:59 pm

Yep. Desitin. Smells (& sticks!) like a mo-fo on diaper rash skin.

Which reminds me.. I am THIRSTY... pour me (if you please) your choice.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:59 pm

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to defend there...

Do I say "I do NOT normally smell of fish, motherfuckah" or

"I wasn't applying it to my OWN ass, ya goofball..."

Or were you cracking wise in some OTHER fashion that I cannot at this moment comprehend?

Watch it, buddy. I stashed the strap-on behind the bar...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:05 am

I seriously wish we had a nanny.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:06 am

Easy boys. Lydia's got that look in her eyes...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:09 am

Please accept My apology,.. there is no need to bring out the big gun. lets keep the casualties to a minimum.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:10 am

No defense needed, eh!

I must be at fault to have left doubt....
was talking 'bout diaper rash & remedies in the bar.

~makes non-verbal hints for a drink~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:12 am

~rubs Desitin™ on face~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:12 am

here nipples have some beer.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:13 am

the big gun

I liiiiike that.

It now has a name...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:14 am

~still waiting for drink, impatiently walks outside~

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:16 am

http://store.theonion.com/cgi-bin/store ... ON1016WHXL

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:16 am

I thank you, Zulegoona, for the bowl of beer!

~laps doggie style~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:18 am

Oh I'm sorry nipples I should have put it in your tippy cup,... here
* pours beer from bowl into tippy cup and snaps the lid on*

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:21 am

My other two favorite Onion T-shirts are ...

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

and

The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:21 am

Thanks for the tippy-cup!
With TWO handles!

~pounds/sucks/dribbles liquid~