APOKILIPTIKA 2010!!!

[Killbuck]

Yes, it is!!!

And wanna know more?

We gotta lotta kewl art and interactivity planned too.

Viz:

Interactivity Overview- gee it's all so swell

APOKILIPTIKA is making a special effort this year to enhance our visual frontage as well as make our camp an attractive day and night interactivity destination for the citizens of BRC 2010.

We are planning a section of the camp- far right on map- as an interactivity space. This space will provide a set of carnival style games including our new "Toss the Cock-Ring on the Dildo" game, and "Destroy the City" game. The former is self explanatory- the latter? It will allow citizens to use a mini catapult to launch small foam block and ball boulders at a model city target.

ART! Yes, we have a couple participatory art projects where citizens can join in a painting projects. This will be fun! First is a public bus painting opportunity, where random acts of creativity can be splattered, sprayed and brushed onto a customized bus. After the burn, the bus will carry your art into the wretched default world.

Then, put yourself into, art... body part-wise with the Shamanic Vodka Painting Space, where you can, in a trance like state, use your body as a brush on large canvas panels!

Citizens can try their nimbleness on wheels at our new Bike Rodeo featuring the weirdest set of bikes anywhere in BRC.

The APOKILIPTIKA Guard Tower will be offering "DYI Despot" where YOU can be tyrant for a day. Prepared speeches and a megaphone await. Let your inner ultimate ruler come out and play!!!

The APOKILIPTIKA Photo Spot is the perfect place for you and your loved ones (or lusted-after ones...) to get THE Burning Man photo amid a scene of ruin, total destruction and societal decay! The demise of cities personified!!!

Our Mutant Vehicle Display Area will feature this year's line up of altered auto-motion with gas powered, electric and human powered rigs.

The Kantina APOKILIPTIKA returns, featuring a cozy little cocktail dive hosted by the legendary Bay Bridge Sue. In addition, it will serve as the APOKILIPTIKA Visitor Center and Museum featuring art from the Hqll of Truth Poster Collections, a display depicting the history of APOKILIPTIKA- small countries conquered- souls tortured, and camps from the past with jolly good snaps of members in occasionally embarrassing situations.

Busted Bike? No blems! We offer Bike Repairs!!!

Phew! Hubba hubba!!!

Besides the offerings above, APOKILIPTIKA offers ambiance. That's right am-bi-ance. Sights of demise, and even sounds of demise!!

See and Hear the Voice of DOOM Siren Project!!!



Special thanks to Espresso Dude for this amazing hand made creation!

[Lassen Forge]

But beware, komrade... we are still in search of official state enemy.

THE APOKILIPTIKA MINISTRY OF PEACE, HARMONY, AND DETONATOR REPAIR IS CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR APPLICANTS FOR THE POSITION OF:

Enemy of State, Official (range b)

Successful applicants will have the follwoing Knowledge, Skills, and Abilities:

(1) Ability to use historical events and materials in manner to forward militaristic aims of camps.

(2) Knowledge and application of propoganda methodology to forward militaristic goals of camp.

(4) Willingness to have active role in interrogations and espionage activites.

(7) Ability to occasionally do battle safely, and spin tales of warfare' idle boasts and chest-beating while consuming copious alcohol at after-battle gatherings

(3) Generation of huge stage presence, both on line and in non-virtual surroundings.

(9) Enjoy losing battles to overwhelmingly superior Apokiliptik forces, and have ability to slink like cur from carcass of yak when trounced.

Worthwile propaganda generation and dissemination, to include slogans and nefarious propaganda postings preferred, along with willingness to coordinate attacks for maximum participation by non-combatant BRC citizenry. Fluffy Bunnies and/or pacifists without sense of humor need not apply.

Please refer to ad No. 623A4/b77(d).03 when applying, send replys to:

TOTALITARIAN DESPOTIC FREE REPUBLIC OF APOKILIPTIKA
Ministry of Peace, Harmony, and Detonator Repair
( General Warfare Division )
Attention: Interrogation Bureau
Suite 11723, 904th floor, Rommel Memorial Skytower #9
Black Rock City, NV.

Apokiliptika is an equal-opportunity condemner.

[Killbuck]

Canadians?

No... wait....

[Killbuck]

[oscillator]

Look at what I found at the local library! It is the latest edition! Who knew???

The weird thing is there is no Dewey Decimal Classification.

It was just sort of jammed in the shelves with the rest of the books.

You won't believe what is inside. You'll need some sort of Enigma Machine to decode it.

[Killbuck]

We MUST have the whole set!!!!!

If these get into the wrong hands.... Doom may be at risk!

[Killbuck]

[Simon of the Playa]

[Killbuck]

Oh... it's COMICS you want eh???

[theCryptofishist]

(que Internationale')

*the playa dust army choir starts up...*

[Simon of the Playa]

[Killbuck]

Looks like the Black Cat has been hitting the Thigh Master a bit too hard...

[Killbuck]

Ok, we'll keep up the comic theme for awhile!!

[Killbuck]

[Elliot]

Awwwwww.... I wanted to go on the Billion Bunny March this year.
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Maybe I can go as Elmer Fudd, and sort'a fit in with both sides?

[Roberto Dobbisano]

Looks like the Black Cat has been hitting the Thigh Master a bit too hard...

well, i'm certainly not gonna tell HER that...

[H.G.Crosby]

Watch out for those wascally wabbits...

[oscillator]

[unjonharley]

Nice pic of ya,,Kill-uck.. It's KP for you until the next doom

[Simon of the Playa]

[illy dilly]

I just want to say thank you to Kernul Killbuck and everyone that loads the propaganda on here! You have all helped me successfully slack off at work for hours at a time!
KEEP EM COMING!

[Killbuck]

Oh good... contributing to the delinquency of adults... at work!!!!

We like hearing that.

BTW... the whole collection going back to 2005 is in the Hall of Truth Poster Collection at: http:www.apokiliptika.com

--and anyone who wants to submit any can do so here or through the website. We have a couple thousand in there by now.

[illy dilly]

.....BTW... the whole collection going back to 2005 is in the Hall of Truth Poster Collection at: http:www.apokiliptika.com.... We have a couple thousand in there by now.

O damn it! Now nothing is getting done this week!

[Killbuck]

Yes, and you can see classics from the past, like this blurb from 2006!!!

[Killbuck]

[Killbuck]

[Ugly Dougly]

Oh leave poor little Jughead alone. I will need him next year to fetch ice.

[dragonfly Jafe]

doesn't Jughead look like a happy ice fetcher now? Fetch, Jughead, Fetch!

Uncle Joe knows Best!

[Roberto Dobbisano]

Jughead generally has a very unperturbed and easygoing demeanor, often accompanied by his characteristic wry and sarcastic sense of humor. He is considered a bit of an oddity, but prefers his nonconformism. His many quirks make him the butt of teasing and abuse from Reggie, Veronica, and even other classmates and teachers. Many episodes involve Reggie and Jughead trying to outdo one another with pranks and bets, and Jughead almost always comes out the victor. He is revealed to be extremely clever and creative when necessary, often taking advantage of Reggie's and his other tormentors' weaknesses while having fun all the while.


One of the common misconceptions about Jughead is that he is a misogynist. This has been disproved many times. In the 1942 Archie #1, it states that Jughead "hates dames - they keep him awake!" However, following the development of his character, Jughead has been depicted as disliking romance and the ways it leads young men to make fools of themselves, but not women. In one story, when he saw how upset Miss Grundy was on her birthday, it was Jughead who rallied his fellow students to cheer Miss Grundy up.

Another thread that has run through stories in recent years involves a psychic experience he is supposed to have had, caused by an odd pin he wears on his hat. In the early 1990s, Jughead had three girlfriends: Debbie, Joani, and January McAndrews. The latter is Archie's descendant in the future, who starred with Jughead in Jughead's Time Police, a short-lived spinoff comic about their adventures traveling through time.

[Killbuck]

I have tapped into a heretofore as yet undesclosed resevoir of Jughead theology....


... in the end we all shall be better for knowing this.


We now return to the program already in progress...