The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:00 pm

I guess we'll have to keep things suspenseful enough to keep you coming back for more.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:02 pm

Wow, I just realized that 75% of my 600 posts have been in the last month. Maybe it's time for me to seek professional help.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:04 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:06 pm

Have you discovered the root of your e-playa use getting out of hand RG

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:06 pm

you and me both ranger (please note my total number of posts and my joined date)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:06 pm

Ummm, boredom and isolation from burners?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:09 pm

You're worse than me, blue. But I had about six months without internet access in the middle, or my post count would probably be proportionately higher. My style has certainly changed in the intervening period, thoough.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:15 pm

but, as soon as I get a job I probably won't be around much. Then you'll all be missing me. And crap, cause I wanted to have a job in Jan. but that doesn't seem to have happened.

(crying) I can't believe it's February already

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:15 pm

GE sure has gotten quiet with her 3358 since September 9th, 04

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:17 pm

But since it's Feb, it's only six months to Aug!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:21 pm

(panicking) What ONLY six months? How am I gonna do it? I have nothing right now. Nothing but debt.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:23 pm

I feel for ya, blue. that's the position I was in for my first trip to the Playa. Fortunately AntiM saved my ass and loaned me the money to buy my tickets.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:26 pm

quiet? I suppose I have been quiet tonight. Mulititasking, you know...

distracted, one might say...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:26 pm

I need to get some sleep, so you guys will have to stay on line upping your post count for those of who can't,... good night....

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:28 pm

good night Z

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:34 pm

thanks, though I'm not too panicked at the moment. Talk to me in three or four months and I might be.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:48 pm

off to bed... see you all tomorrow...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:54 pm

will you speak of love
may we yet embrace this thing
elephant in room

Whew!

~shakes all over while brushing dust off in door-way~

I am romantically involved that elephants go to a graveyard to "die".

If you tell me to get a room, I'll ask for adjoining so I can knock on the Secret Door & have it open to your smile.

~signals foxy bartender for a ginger ale side-care chaser, rubs the booze on tits~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:00 am

Goonight Mr. Z.
Goodnight Ms. Elise.

~eyes pickled chew things in a jar~

Yes! I'll have one of those, please!

~points to future gastrenome~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:05 am

Hey!
This is pretty good.
Salty, pickled..... tough yet giving.
Compliant knuckle cartilage?
Thousand year egg?

Oh these secrets!
If only Tisha were hear.
Surely she would know.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:14 am

Back to elephants, anyways. I know this IS a bar, and we are SUPPOSED to be drinking, but they could be pink elephants, and me in delirium tremons....

When I lay me down to sleep
a thousand ants beneath my feet
when it is our time to go
the front-most ant will take in tow
all others grasp that task in rank
still it is my feet will stank.

love & shit & stuff,

nipples

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:47 am

fades in, then slowly focuses. Walks over to bar and picks up rag. Wipes down tables and picks up glasses. Cleans with a far away look in her eyes. Then sets the timer on the coffee pot for the morning crew. Slowly fades away to nothing

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:49 am

slowly stirs, rises from the couch, turns off the timer on the coffee and then flips the switch to on

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:36 am

walks in the door to find a hot pot of coffee made by some kind soul(s). Pours a cup, smiles and heads back out into the star filled sky

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:22 am

~~~~~~heli crumbles into the bar, pours a grande cup of Sput's coffee, heads back out to herd the hollywoods(see dictionary for definition of overtime $$$$$$$$) for the second of three days. Thinks to self, "This is worth it because I can get birthday and Valentines day presents for Mi Tesoro, new tent for the playa......."~~~~~~~~~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:17 am

I wondered where heli had been..

I need some tea, for my poor throat. It won't fucking heal!

gahh....

please make sure it's caffinated tea... i'll die otherwise..

morning all... off to the shower...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:27 am

Poor Miss Elise and her throat. I'll make you a cup of tea with honey and lemon. I'm in nurturing mama mode right now. You really ought to drink a tea with slipper elm bark in it to make your throat better.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:38 am

M walks in carrying a big box of donuts, sets them on the bar. Takes a box of Licorice Root tea out of a bag and sets that down

Hello, Giggles.
Bummer about your kids being sick.

Morning Guin. Hope you feel better soon, too!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:38 am

actually, my experience with slippery elm bark is that it's a topical anesthetic, and, while it makes everything feel lovely and happy, it's harmful to ME because then I cough, but I don't have the pain of coughing too hard, so I do damage to my throat... does that make sense??

and, ultimately, they don't HURT that much... it's just that they're swollen and make swollowing a little hard... and my ears are a little wonky today, too...

but, what I'm really needing is some nurturing mommy action, so bring it on, giggles! here in reality camp, it's just ME to take care of me...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:39 am

GuinivereElise wrote:morning all... off to the shower...

two words:

spectator sport