The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:58 am

wanna get a last minute flight to seattle for this weekend, BuckIt??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:00 pm

Yep, it's gonna be a good time....

c'mon, you KNOW you want to....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:02 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:wanna get a last minute flight to seattle for this weekend, BuckIt??

GuinivereElise wrote:Yep, it's gonna be a good time....

c'mon, you KNOW you want to....

Let's see what happens....been a long time since I was last in Seattle. Probably wouldn't know the place.

Now, back to those.....uh.....limes

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:05 pm

no comment

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:07 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:aw, shucks.

Tish, you look like you could use a good squeeze.

((((((((Tish))))))))

Hugs always help.

How's yer jobbie job going?

thanks, baby! jobbie job is rolling along... feeling a bit stale, but trying to get over it. fun projects coming up...
you? howz corporate-store-front-land?

who's pourin'? i need some Beam in me java...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:09 pm

So, the four women of the apocolypse (alphabetically listed as follows) GuiniverElise, Lydia, Rian and Tish are feelin' poorly. Let's examine why:

GuinevereElise - has been sick, poor baby. The only one of the bunch who has an excuse. She will soon be feeling much better, I (we all) hope. Besides, she needed to get good and rested for the marathon that is SeaCompression, as she will be running from Sensei the entire time.

Lydia - First she drinks Sensei under the table, then she goes home to talk for six hours - she brought it on herself. Yeah, there's the heartbroken friend. Ok, she's excused.

Rian - While not technically hungover, the tiny terror stayed up way past her bedtime (and on a schoolnight!). You guys shoulda seen her last night. She's wearing this black vinyl bustier (sp?) thingy that laced up the back (yum!) along with (get this) a black Utilikilt. However cute you think she looked, multiply that by 10. Really. Ok, she's excused.

Tisha - Lord know what the Tishster did last night, but I'm betting it was fun. Her ears must be burnin' (along with BHA) as these two were the subject of much unrestrained gossip. I'd like to say it's all her damn fault if she's hungover, but she's just too darn cute; she's excused too.

ALRIGHT LADIES! Let's get it together now. SeaComp is like four days away!

P.S. Hey GuiniverElise. You made Sensei tingle this a.m. Stop it. Stop it right now.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:11 pm

Very interesting report Mr. Sensei. Your recommendations as to a course of action?

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7:05am
New York-Kennedy, NY
(JFK)
10:10am
Seattle/Tacoma, WA
(SEA)

Flight 508
Nonstop
Travel Time: 6hrs 5min

Roundtrip From
$341

hmmmm.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:17 pm

A weekend with drunken, horny Seattle burners: priceless.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:24 pm

LOL!!

jimbobby · Post by **jimbobby** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:28 pm

I loathe the bus

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:29 pm

Sensei wrote:A weekend with drunken, horny Seattle burners: priceless.

f*ckers partying without me, again!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:43 pm

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:45 pm

stuart wrote:
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek!

You okay, Stuart?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:58 pm

I was quoting molly

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:04 pm

Sensei: tingles?? Good. More where that came from...

thanks for your well-wishes... and you can BET I'll be ready for SeaCom...

Tish: the corporate bullshit is here, alive and kicking... I just almost got i a HUGE fight with a customer. Nothing like people who come into a retail store and tell me... the manager... what's going to happen.

"umm, I was a dumbshit, and I let my antenna of my phone fall off, and you guys are going to replace it for free, because I'm the customer and I'm always right".

Yeah. To quote the movie High Fidelity: "Sometimes the customer's an asshole!"

I had to literally bite my tongue so I wouldn't scream this at him and then hit him upside the head with the credit card machine.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:40 pm

So, before I go off to make dinner and such, I'd like to point out that there simply hasn't been enough drinking in here at all today. What, is it Lent or something?

In all of you sickies' honor I am going home and making myself one of Dr. BHA's patented snake-oils unless someone talks me out of it.

*grabs bag of limes back from a startled Stuart who has been fondling them for hours*

>>>>>smootchies all around<<<<<<

Adios muthafuckas

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:43 pm

bye BHA...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:48 pm

Hey, GE... want some scotch?... it's good for what ails ya'....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:52 pm

i am on my way to the Parent-Teacher conferences for my two young charges...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:04 pm

been fondling them for hours

did ya see their avatars? they were asking for it!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:10 pm

Okay, I agree. There's not been enough drinking in here today. So, round of shots. I don't care if yer sober or not, drink up, drink up!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:10 pm

Oh, Sam... I'd love some. Thanks.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:12 pm

I'm going running...(if I can tear myself off this board) any red bull around?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:14 pm

stuart wrote:
been fondling them for hours

did ya see their avatars? they were asking for it!

*flips stuart off*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:14 pm

It's gotta be a quick one, Guen... I'm outta' here in twenty....

Glenlivit is very good... Glenmorangie is better... and the only real scotch is Single Malt...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:14 pm

I think I can find some here, Cowboy. Lemme look...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:15 pm

a quick one, Sam. I'm usually not into quickies, but for you, i'll make an exception.

I'm a jameson's girl, though. You should know this.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:15 pm

[walks in - not so woobly today thank you very much]

Hi everyone...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:18 pm

I've fought the battle of Jameson/Bushmill's for years, and I refuse to get into the politics of it (Jameson, Eire/Bushmill's, the North) but I prefer Bushmill's. Single Malt Scotch is something else entirely.

Jameson is fine with me.... because of the beatiful company I'm sharing it with... actually, tepid sea water would taste like ambrosia if I was sipping it with you....

And for you.... Never a quickie, always a longie...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:20 pm

aww....

sam, you sweet talker. Be careful, or I'll have to sweet talk you back... and it's that very sweet talkin' that gave sensei tingles this morning...