CRUSH THIS

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 9:50 am

I'm seriously crushing Donita for the ability to be thankful in (possibly) less than ideal situations.

oh, and buckIt:

[kinda shy and quiet] thanks.......... [/kinda shy and quiet]

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 9:58 am

I crush sparkletart for playing along with me even tho I kinda freak her out. Mwaah!

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:31 am

Rian Jackson wrote:I'm seriously crushing Donita for the ability to be thankful in (possibly) less than ideal situations.

One of my philosophies I got from Monty Python....

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

Repeat to fade...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:58 pm

I crush the entire e-playa tech team. And I mean every single last one of you geeks, too. Sensei can feel the frenzied pace with which you've been working all the freakin' way up here in Seattle!

Way to go, people!

Thank you.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:50 pm

Sensei wrote:I crush the entire e-playa tech team. And I mean every single last one of you geeks, too. Sensei can feel the frenzied pace with which you've been working all the freakin' way up here in Seattle!

Way to go, people!

Thank you.

I second this crush. They obviously have been working like mad to get everything back to normal.

Jason

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:14 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
Sensei wrote:I crush the entire e-playa tech team. And I mean every single last one of you geeks, too. Sensei can feel the frenzied pace with which you've been working all the freakin' way up here in Seattle!

Way to go, people!

Thank you.
I second this crush. They obviously have been working like mad to get everything back to normal.

Jason

If only you rellay knew.

Hat's off to 'em

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:16 am

I'm begining to crush Natthebat... she's got FIRE!... even though she is defending what I consider to be a worthless proposition.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:19 am

DVD Burner wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
Sensei wrote:I crush the entire e-playa tech team. And I mean every single last one of you geeks, too. Sensei can feel the frenzied pace with which you've been working all the freakin' way up here in Seattle!

Way to go, people!

Thank you.
I second this crush. They obviously have been working like mad to get everything back to normal.

Jason
If only you rellay knew.

Hat's off to 'em

I know alot more than you think I do. I appreciate the work they have done and please don't try to detract from that. Thank you drive through.

Jason

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:28 am

samtzu wrote:I'm begining to crush Natthebat... she's got FIRE!... even though she is defending what I consider to be a worthless proposition.

Crushin you Sam cause I could'nt have said it better.

she's easy to fall in love with though. Just from reading.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:41 am

Yeah... there's something about FIRE! that just gets me goin'. I was married to that for fifteen years. I wound up a scorched cinder in the end, but I'd do it all again...

Yeah, I'm an idiot...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:25 pm

Crushing techno for her steaming response to Nat and for all the hard work (hooray for saving us from the Un-Root Crew!!!)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:28 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:Crushing techno for her steaming response to Nat and for all the hard work (hooray for saving us from the Un-Root Crew!!!)

Ditto. Her long, clear post, so lacking in the over-the-top hyperbole that is, alas, my specialty said things that are important but too often tacit.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:38 am

Sensei just had the best birthday he's had in years and I owe it all to the following (alphabetically listed) e-playans...

GuinivereElise - Miss Guin came out on a school night just for Sensei. Actually, she came out to see Sandwichman jam but I'm tellin' myself I came first! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M ALLOWED TO BE DELUSIONAL! P.S. I loved your sparkle this evening; and you looked so beautiful. I love you Guinivere!

MISS Lydia Love - MISS Love looked stunning and chic and glowed her usual 50,000 watt glow. Then she snuck a box of chocolates in Sensei's coat pocket when he wasn't looking and refused to take credit. Good thing Guin spilled the beans. Thank you so much, Lydia. She knows what chocolate means to Sensei. She even let Sensei grab her butt (3 times!). I love you Lydia!

Rian Jackson - Miss Rian was her usual beautiful, charming self. She had a healthy sort of glow goin' too, which makes me worry less about the little shit. It was a school night for her too, but she was a trooper and hit the Cha- Cha Lounge with us. Her laughter pleases Sensei greatly. I love you Rian!

Sandwichman - This Portlander came all the way up to Seattle just to buy Sensei a drink. Ok, there was his gig at the Aurafice, but that was just an afterthought; at least that's what I'm tellin' myself. I LOVED THE MUSIC, JASON! You know didjeridoos make Sensei quite horny. And I love you Jason!

Thanks again to Guin, Lydia, Rian and Sandwichman for making this a very, very special night for Sensei. I kept noticing the jealous looks the other folks at Aurafice were giving me and I have to say, DAMN, I got some seriously hot-looking friends!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:12 am

Now I'm crushing the whole Seattle Serallio.... damn! It was a school night for me, too... but the drive would have killed me... Happy Birthday again, Slick (you do have it going on!)... Hope you took copious photos..

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:44 am

...cause I could'nt have said it better.

Certainly no argument from me.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:34 am

I crush Joel for making me think, helping me to see things from another side, and opening up new info. and for being a lot more open minded than most people here give him credit for. yup. i really crush joel.

and i crush helitack, for helping me dream of other landscapes and other lives that, whatever their reality, float through here like a welcome dream.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:14 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:I crush Joel for making me think, helping me to see things from another side, and opening up new info. and for being a lot more open minded than most people here give him credit for. yup. i really crush joel.

and i crush helitack, for helping me dream of other landscapes and other lives that, whatever their reality, float through here like a welcome dream.

Simply Joel wrote:
tonytohono wrote:
Simply Joel wrote: "No entries found that match dignification."
and now we have progressed to making up words.
hey, your leg looks mighty damp there, mister.
This is from the digital edition of Merriam-Webster:
Main Entry:dignification
Function:noun
Synonyms APOTHEOSIS 2, aggrandizement, deification, exaltation, glorification
i stand corrected. i should have done a more complete search.

uh hum.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:48 am

Crushing Samtzu for puting me back on track.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:11 am

How can you NOT love someone like this?

Rian Jackson wrote:against human flesh, sure the AK is effective. against anything armoured it really doesn't seem to be. plus, maybe i'm just making this up (?) but i seem to remember hearing they are less accurate than, say an m16.

they are cheaper than m16s, also, but the bullets are more expenisve, meaning that for most who would have need of an AK47, they cannot waste shot.

This thread was far too long neglected. Now, meanwhile, certain threads get lower and lower.

III · Post by **III** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:53 am

it'd be easier if 7.62x39 was really more expensive than .223. but that's only a minor quibble...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:07 am

see, now you're over my head. i really know very little about firearms, just a few practical tidbits...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:47 am

I crush Rian and Lydia, because they both deserve it, and I'm willing to bet that they both need it.

(((((((((((((((((RJ and LL)))))))))))))))))))

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:21 pm

techno, again.

sometimes i think she's the only reason we are all still sane.
(ahem)

all hail techno!!!

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:56 pm

And a giddy sweetie in person, too!

TheMuse · Post by **TheMuse** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:12 pm

I crush:

Gothalot - Because he is the best bartender on the planet

Phoenix- Because she's simply divine

Java - Because she's absolutely fabulous

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:00 am

Crushin' ActionGirl:
without her Larry would never make it anywhere. but the real reason is that she just kicks some freakin' ass. Good company in the best Seattle fashion, even if she is misguided in her choice of cities to live in . And further, she could have hung out with all her adoring fans, but let me drag her into shmoozing with us online dorks instead. Why? Because she loves us, you dope. (Either that or she's just being super nice....)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:04 pm

Hey mystery women...ya you....ya pumpkin head.......I crush you.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:44 pm

I crush uBeRpLaYa. Yeah, I know she's got that annoying way of wRiTiNg and is probably a sock. She can't answer a simple question and makes virtually no fucking sense at all. My kinda sock. I mean, woman.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:05 am

Crushing Sensei in the Bar.

<are you ok?>

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:29 pm

Crushing fuckithead...looking pretty cute in your pic, and that ass in those silver pants you had earlier...yeowzah!!!!