The Salad Bar

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:01 am

Well kids,

I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking romaine?!

SO - I take my needs into my own hands...

Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Toss the salad. Moist is an experienced tosser (you heard me) and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, and grab a generic white plate and fill it high. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there! A hundred types of lettuce with every dressing you've ever wanted on chilled to perfection!

Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no leaving food on your plate!

What'll it be, baby?

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:04 am

Mmmmm.... romaine.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:06 am

Hey look! Shredded beets, YUM! Hey, are these organic?????

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:25 am

gigglesnort wrote:Hey look! Shredded beets, YUM! Hey, are these organic?????

They are organic, and orgiastic.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:33 am

Orgiastic beets, alright! you rock Miss (or is it Mister?) Damp and Dewey.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:36 am

gigglesnort wrote:Orgiastic beets, alright! you rock Miss (or is it Mister?) Damp and Dewey.

Mister Moisture Pup. My friends call me Moist.

:-)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:01 am

Baby Greens--mixed non-peppery organic. Blue cheese (or goat cheese), persimmons, baby carrots, toasted walnuts, pears, red onions, craisens, and a light balsamic vinnagrette.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:02 am

Greens? We don't need no stinking greens...

Probably why we need stinking laxatives...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:05 am

Brain Salad Surgery!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:07 am

One mixing wand coming up!

Please don't moop up the tent walls.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:09 am

let's see......organic baby greens, peppery included; hmm, some baby spinach for good measure; shredded beets and carrots for color; pumpkin seeds; a hard-boiled egg; drizzle with......what was that called? (the miso dressing always set out with the cucumber slices at whole foods on Pearl.....damn, forgot the name!) anyway, *that* dressing is my favorite (cannot find it or convince anyone to stock it here in butt-fuck, Arkansas).

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:12 am

theCryptofishist wrote:One mixing wand coming up!

Please don't moop up the tent walls.

is that anything like a hitachi magic wand? if so, I'm TOTALLY in...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:14 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:One mixing wand coming up!

Please don't moop up the tent walls.
is that anything like a hitachi magic wand? if so, I'm TOTALLY in...

No, one of those hand held blenders. But you brought a BIG smile to the fishy's face with the Hitachi reference. The MrFishist has one of those.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:15 am

oooo.. I want one! I just haven't been able to find the money in the budget of mine... soon, though. very soon....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:17 am

Well worth the investment. INCLUDING the attachments.

Perhaps we can orgainize an on-playa demo.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:18 am

I'm so glad we have a nice wholesome thread like this one on e-playa.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:27 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm so glad we have a nice wholesome thread like this one on e-playa.

What is this Hitachi thing, and do I need to own one?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:34 am

The Queen (King?) of Vibes. Yes.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:36 am

samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I'm so glad we have a nice wholesome thread like this one on e-playa.
What is this Hitachi thing, and do I need to own one?

I think it's some kind of electric salad tosser gadget, i dunno; we were talking about salads, I thought......I get so confused when fishy starts talking.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:37 am

gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I'm so glad we have a nice wholesome thread like this one on e-playa.
What is this Hitachi thing, and do I need to own one?
I think it's some kind of electric salad tosser gadget, i dunno; we were talking about salads, I thought......I get so confused when fishy starts talking.

And I get confused (read "blissed out") when the Magic Wand comes out.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:39 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote: What is this Hitachi thing, and do I need to own one?
I think it's some kind of electric salad tosser gadget, i dunno; we were talking about salads, I thought......I get so confused when fishy starts talking.
And I get confused (read "blissed out") when the Magic Wand comes out.

....and when it goes in????

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:46 am

gigglesnort wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
gigglesnort wrote: I think it's some kind of electric salad tosser gadget, i dunno; we were talking about salads, I thought......I get so confused when fishy starts talking.
And I get confused (read "blissed out") when the Magic Wand comes out.
....and when it goes in????

Sooooo..... it actually is a salad tosser... hmmmmmm

Yee-owie!!

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:16 am

samtzu wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And I get confused (read "blissed out") when the Magic Wand comes out.
....and when it goes in????
Sooooo..... it actually is a salad tosser... hmmmmmm

Yee-owie!!

'

Everybody in the universe knows that the the best invention of all time, the penultimate moment in which humanity reached it's adulthood, the moment in which humanity was freed of it's slavish bond to wet lettuce, is the ivention of the spinning lettuce crisper.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:21 am

Do you have Topless Quickies here? I think it's some kind of a radish or something.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:46 am

gigglesnort wrote:Do you have Topless Quickies here? I think it's some kind of a radish or something.

Well... remove your top and I'll see what I can do...

...Hey, if that Hitachi thing is a salad tosser... would that make me a salad shooter? Wheeeeeee!!!!....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:00 pm

Hitachi will breathe new life into the next era as symbolized by our corporate statement "Inspire the Next" and will contribute to achieving a comfortable and abundant society as a "Best Solutions Partner".

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:14 pm

on playa exhibition: I like it. Hopefully by that time, I'll have one. we can have a 'dualing hitachi' night...

tee hee

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:19 pm

Look if the Mrfishist could line up a dozen of us and go down the line (following body substance isolation procedures, of course) he'd be one happy camper.

Um, I mean, browser at a salad bar.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:35 pm

Look if the Mrfishist could line up a dozen of us and go down the line (following body substance isolation procedures, of course) he'd be one happy camper.

Um, I mean, browser at a salad bar.

yep... make sure you've got the sneeze guard on that salad bar...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:50 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
Look if the Mrfishist could line up a dozen of us and go down the line (following body substance isolation procedures, of course) he'd be one happy camper.
Um, I mean, browser at a salad bar.
yep... make sure you've got the sneeze guard on that salad bar...

Ummmmm.... I've never sneezed while browsing (grazing?) in that salad...

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