The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:49 pm

technopatra wrote:..or anything with bourbon works for me, too.

hmmm... I can probably do that...

bourbon on rocks okay? Or do you need a mixed drink?

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:49 pm

...but don't let me interrupt, I'll busy myself with the gentleman in red and the new guy in the skull hoodie.

Can I trouble you for a clove, Skull? I used to smoke these as a kid, loving the sweetness of the tip.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:49 pm

gigglesnort wrote:pibloktog

The sound of giggles coughing up a lung

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:50 pm

* Sensei moon-walks into bar and slides into seat next to Techno *

Guin honey, I'll have what this sweet young thing next to me is having...

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:50 pm

GuinivereElise wrote: hmmm... I can probably do that...

bourbon on rocks okay? Or do you need a mixed drink?

A Manhattan straight up would be lovely, Guin. Just what my doctor would have ordered if he were here.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:51 pm

okay, for Techno and Sensei:

Bourbon Cobbler:

Sugar, Club soda, Maraschino cherry, Orange, Lemon, Bourbon

have fun!

now, BHA...

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:51 pm

Sensei wrote:* Sensei moon-walks into bar and slides into seat next to Techno *

Guin honey, I'll have what this sweet young thing next to me is having...

..and put it on my tab.

hey Sensei-sugar, how you doin'?

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:52 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:okay, for Techno and Sensei:

Bourbon Cobbler:

Sugar, Club soda, Maraschino cherry, Orange, Lemon, Bourbon

have fun!

now, BHA...

(sips)

mmmmm!!!!

(last bit of grumpy slides away like an ebbing tide)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:53 pm

technopatra wrote:
Sensei wrote:* Sensei moon-walks into bar and slides into seat next to Techno *

Guin honey, I'll have what this sweet young thing next to me is having...
..and put it on my tab.

hey Sensei-sugar, how you doin'?

sweetie, you should know that all your drinks here are on the house: shit, without you, there wouldn't BE a house...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:53 pm

C'mere sweetie.

get on your stomach

let me lift your beautiful dress. what is that, Cambodian?

arch your back a little

yeah, like that

*pours thin drops of brandy into shallow valley from base of GE's back to neck*

nice

you ready?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:53 pm

buckethead alien wrote:C'mere sweetie.

get on your stomach

let me lift your beautiful dress. what is that, Cambodian?

arch your back a little

yeah, like that

*pours thin drops of brandy into shallow valley from base of GE's back to neck*

nice

you ready?

as ready as I'll ever be... wow....

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:53 pm

indeed like smoking a camp fire log,
it crackles, it pops

useless knoweldge: Indonesians call clove cigarettes Kretek, because the sounds of it burning sounds like kre-tek, kre-tek.

skull pulls out two more cloves and set the pack down on the bar for anyone to endulge as they please.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:54 pm

OK, Here you go(blatantly plagiarized from a 1939 ad for the WOO)

HeliCon-A Pre-compression for those with the Deesire!

"On the other side of the Rainbow.....Many, Many mile east of Nowhere, Lies the Wonderful Land of Death Fucking Valley!"

Wadda ya Tink?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:54 pm

Oh, Techno - Do you mind if I call ya' Techno? - Oh Techno, we need to see you in here much more often... What can we do to make that happen?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:56 pm

helitack wrote:OK, Here you go(blatantly plagiarized from a 1939 ad for the WOO)

HeliCon-A Pre-compression for those with the Deesire!

"On the other side of the Rainbow.....Many, Many mile east of Nowhere, Lies the Wonderful Land of Death Fucking Valley!"

Wadda ya Tink?

I tink is good plan!

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:57 pm

Technopatra, by all means enjoy a smoke or two, I am new to this watering hole.

yes the sweetness is definitely a draw, has anyone ever tried the unfiltered ones,they are excellent as well if you don't mind having what I can only describe as having mulch on your lips.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:58 pm

okay, then

don't move a muscle

*kissing drops from top of black pants slowly reaching a deeper pool of brandy in the middle of her back, up onto rise of her ribs, between shoulders, up onto neck where he pauses for a moment and whispers something all but inaudible*

nice?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:58 pm

one word: Hormonal Uproar.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:59 pm

That's two.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:01 pm

Sensei wrote:Oh, Techno - Do you mind if I call ya' Techno? - Oh Techno, we need to see you in here much more often... What can we do to make that happen?

Oh baby, you know it's not that I don't want to come here it's that I don't have time. I was born on a Saturday...

"Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child must work for a living,
But the child that's born on the Sabbath day
Is fair and wise and good and gay."

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:02 pm

*tall red clad stranger runs into the bar... vaults over Sensei, lands on all fours behing the bar... comes up with a club soda... downs it, winks at the beautiful ladies (all of them)(either that, or his right eye is twitching a lot), vaults back over Sensei, and runs out the door*)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:04 pm

I know they don't wear underwear under their kilts, but if Samtzu is gonna vault me like that...

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:04 pm

Skull wrote:Technopatra, by all means enjoy a smoke or two, I am new to this watering hole.

yes the sweetness is definitely a draw, has anyone ever tried the unfiltered ones,they are excellent as well if you don't mind having what I can only describe as having mulch on your lips.

Thank you darlin'...

(lights it, feeling the delicious diziness that only comes from cloves)

I used to smoke unfiltered cigs, thought that packing a single smoke on my wrist and picking that stray leaf off of my tongue made me look as sexy as Lauren Bacall in "To Have and Have Not".

Then I caught myself in a mirror and went back to filters.

santa · Post by **santa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:06 pm

**tallish red clad stranger runs into the bar... vaults over Sensei, lands on all fours behing the bar... comes up with a bourbon and soda... downs it, lears at the beautiful ladies (all of them)(grabs technoprata, kisses her full on the lips), vaults back over Sensei, and runs out the door*)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:07 pm

I know it's two but how else would you explain it?
HORMONALUPROAR

There one word. Need another player?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:09 pm

helitack wrote:I know it's two but how else would you explain it?
HORMONALUPROAR

There one word. Need another player?

I think it must be the phase of the moon, which could relate to hormones. And maybe that is the one word. Hormones.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:09 pm

Uh-oh, I think GE fainted or something.

Sput, you had a similar problem last night, no?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:09 pm

Maybe we should notify tHe One WhO sPeLLS lIke this?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:09 pm

Well, at least Santa wears some goddamned underwear!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:10 pm

tisha2 wrote:does anyone else feel just a little bit dirty for just sittin' back and watching these two...??

yeah, sometimes. i was contemplating whether or not it's appropriate to tell them to get a room.