The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:07 pm

[sniffs her armpits]

Well, time's a wastin, no time to wait.....must have a nice stout something or other on this cold dark night.

[retreats to nontobacco smoking section booth and burrows in]

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:09 pm

[damning her lack of patience] Cheers to all you burning people at the real bar tonight!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:30 pm

Could I get whatever is closest? I just spent 13 hours with the photo crew, since 6 am. I have come to the conclusion that most Hollywood type are simply the biggest pantywaists there are. Babysitting for $30 and hour, I NEED a drink cuz I get to do this all over again tomorrow. ht

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:59 pm

pssst....helitack.....have one on me!

[giggles motions to six-pack of oatmeal stout w two missing]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:02 pm

Thanks, I needed that. one more?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:19 pm

help yerself. the beau wants to know what the hell does helitack mean?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:18 pm

And where the hell did the name Zulegoona come from?

well 20 years or so ago when I was dating my now ex-wife we went to the Ghostbusters movie. The evil goddess in that movie was named Shazule. I bought a box turtle that evening and we named her Zule. Five or so years later our friends had a kid when he first was starting to talk my ex tried to get him to say Steve's a goon, the little boy eventually began to refer to us collectively as Goona, ( darn cute coming from a little kid ] we where Goona for years. At some time in the past I needed a user name of at least 8 characters and looked around and saw the turtle and goona popped in mind. I like it! maybe something better will come along by way of a true Playa name but I can't see making a big switch on my own.

I still have the turtle Zule her aquarium mates name is Thor.

Southern Beau · Post by **Southern Beau** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:23 pm

From the mouth of babes.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:23 pm

* hmph! *

bar's always empty on mondays... goddamn lower level..

i'll have to hit that place one o these days....

* lights cigarette all contemplativly *

might as well straighten up a bit...

* begins picking up trash, clearing glasses, bottles, ashtrays, mirrors, baggies, etc.... washes glasses & sets them out to dry.... wipes down bar, tables, chairs..... straightens mirror, signs, red sox banners, paintings, rehangs fallen twinkie lights....

looks around.... sits at corner booth... drags on cigarette and contemplates the place... *

happy sigh....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:48 pm

Tisha.....ah.....why did you cut your head in half? is it to rid your consciousness of excess burdens?...just wonderin....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:53 pm

* smashes out cigarette and rises.. sweeps out tent and straightens chairs...saunters 'round back o the bar and pours a shot o whiskey.... downs half and looks around... seeing no one, she plays some good ol blues on the juke, downs the rest of the shot and begins to sing... vamping and dancing around the bar... lighting candles and fluffing pillows along the way *

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:56 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Tisha.....ah.....why did you cut your head in half? is it to rid your consciousness of excess burdens?...just wonderin....

oops.. ah - didn't see ya there, cowboy... ah - * ahem * hehe.....

no, i wasn't singing... just... straightening up... what can i getcha?

the pic? oh, i was just playing with the crop feature.. trying to fit the damned 80 pixel shit....

jaeger?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:59 pm

yes 2x

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:02 pm

back to studying for finals.....thanks for the drinks....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:04 pm

you got it, baby... double shot o jaeger. on the house... for an answer: how're things?

'scuse me - * yells out door * Hey ROB! ya wanna come in for a drink or are ya just gonna watch... ?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:11 pm

tisha2 wrote:you got it, baby... double shot o jaeger. on the house... for an answer: how're things?

'scuse me - * yells out door * Hey ROB! ya wanna come in for a drink or are ya just gonna watch... ?

Well they tell me I can't drink while I work, but then again- they don't tell me not to masturbate using a Carebear at work. So I'm pretty sure their relative moral judgement ability is way off. I mean, there are some pretty impressionable interns here.

So I guess I'll have a whiskey with a Bear back and I'll pop in every once in a while as I prepare a presentation for tomorrow's meeting with Isreal.

And I haven't heard a damn thing about the miniskirt. See if I dress up for the bar anymore.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:20 pm

sorry, baby... those pix don't come through on my home computer... gotta wait till tomorrow...

here's a whiskey, and, um... a bear... lessee...

* ruffle ruffle, dig, shuffle * ah! here we go... a pink one! i think it's cuddle-bear... will that do?

at work, huh? that sucks. i'm at home... 'bout to crawl into bed - all by my lonesome... * sigh *

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:31 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Well they tell me I can't drink while I work, but then again- they don't tell me not to masturbate using a Carebear at work.

Hmm, that was the first thing they went over in our employee orientation. Even held up this crusty old stuffed snake they found jammed between the bed and the wall in the "nap room". Told us all about the boxes of kleenex in the supply closet and stuff too. Told us if we didn't behave they would put webcams in there and put it on the video screens in the lobby. That raised a couple of eyebrows in the room ... and I think I even saw a sly grin cross the face of some guy named Waldo. Waldo isn't right anyway. I won't use the same bunk he uses. I can tell which one he uses too 'cause it smells like him. And sometimes he goes in there with this other guy whose name I don't know. I don't know for sure what they do in there 'cause I don't like going in there when they're in there. Not that I'm scared or anything, just that they might be shoving things between the bed and the wall and I don't really care to know. I think they might be makin' biscuits or something, though, 'cause I saw that other guy bringing some Crisco in there. That's fine with me, I mean I like biscuits and all, but still, I just don't think they doin' somethin' I don't want to know about so I just mind my own business.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:40 pm

What miniskirt? Shoot, this thread moves too fast.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:41 pm

And HEY! Where the HELL is my EDIT BUTTON? Jesus H. Rodrigues.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:42 pm

Sorry, I often talk to myself when I am tipsy.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:47 pm

tisha2 wrote: 'bout to crawl into bed - all by my lonesome... * sigh *

Oh great, rub it in. I'm stuck at work with a CareBear.

Oh why don't Irish bar goddesses work in computer silicon research labs?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:50 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Oh why don't Irish bar goddesses work in computer silicon research labs?

Hmm, now that would be a fab fab, wouldn't it.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:51 pm

er, fab lab .... HEY, EDIT BUTTON OVER HEAR, PLEASE!!!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:52 pm

FUUUUCK ... HEAR HERE. Damn, now I am getting frustrated ... like I am in quicksand and the more I fight the more it sucks me in .... hmmm ... that's and idea ...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:53 pm

oh fuck me to tears.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:02 am

Geekster, I can't take you anywhere...

Here's what you kids would have seen had you been here in Seattle where you belong: MISS Lydia Love asked Larry to put his hand on her ass. He did, of course (HELLO? It was MISS Love!) Lydia's partner in crime (Revvy) snapped the photo. It's part of Seattle history now. That and we all tackled Actiongrl. Hell, we took turns trying on Larry's hat! Rian, Lydia, even Sensei!

You kids were missed. Ya' know Tish, you should seriously think about a couple of days in the Emerald City!!! Lemme know what you think...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:04 am

oh, geek.. ya big sweetie! we know whatcha mean...

funny thing is... i coulda worked in comp sci.. just chose drama instead of security. regret every once in a while when bills are overdue, but most of the time - it's tons more fun!

i'm outta bears... barbie, anyone?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:09 am

sensei!! baby, yer home waaayyyy too early for a good night out...

but damn! Larry!? grabbed lydia's ass!!?? DAMN!

y'know... i really oughtta get up that way one o these days...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:10 am

Sensei wrote:Geekster, I can't take you anywhere...

Actually, Sensei ... you can take me anywhere. I trust you.

And I want to be there next year. Matter of fact, a very dear friend of our family has just bought a home in Seattle and we plan to go up that way often to visit and next year Grinchie-Pooh would love to have an excuse to go up and visit with her friend and have the kids visit together while I get all stupider in a Santa suit!