The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:54 pm

No hubbly-bubbly for me thanks. The tea should do just fine.

Then, let's us uncork the Pichon.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:08 pm

lovely, thank you.

sorry of the delay, i was reading up on the progress of international friends in the middle east.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:39 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i must leave this place (work) soon.

it is driving me somewhat crazy...

time for beer and smoke.

fuck...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:43 pm

a fine afternoon to you all....

I'll have some tea, if that's okay...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:46 pm

sure, i'll get you some.
where've you been, sweetie?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:47 pm

oh and joel, here's your beer. more where that came from .

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:47 pm

That leaves one glass for whoever so desires.

I have to run out to get something for dinner but I'll be back in here later to open that wine. Just allow it to stand over there until I return and don't let Sensei near it.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:04 pm

buckethead alien wrote:That leaves one glass for whoever so desires.

I have to run out to get something for dinner but I'll be back in here later to open that wine. Just allow it to stand over there until I return and don't let Sensei near it.

* Sensei enters on pocket-bike and crashes into last of wine *

Oh, shit! That grape juice better not stain the fuckin' paint on my new ride!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:05 pm

Where have I been? Sleeping. I slept until noon. Remind me not to drink copious amounts of alcohol when I'm tired as hell.. it just makes me pass out at the worst possible times!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:11 pm

did you guys go dancing?
and if so, how was it?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:25 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:did you guys go dancing?
and if so, how was it?

nothing was open. We went to Linda's with pixie and jackass and had bloody marys (mmm, salt!).

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:36 pm

[giggles shuffles in w a hot water bottle on her head, thermometer under tongue, wrapped in a quilt, and heads for her regular booth]

Mmm. Might I have a spot of that tea? Would feel nice on my poor sore throat, thank you so much.

[milking for sympathy....]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:52 pm

[innocent]you can drink out of my cup, gigglesnort.[/innocent]

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:59 pm

[innocent] thanks RJ. Yer the best. [/innocent] [slurping, licks the rim] Ahhh, that hit the spot.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:04 pm

well, you know i try. you take care of yourself, ya hear?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:11 pm

you too, sweet girl. mind if I join you down here for a bit? regular decibel level is starting to sound kinda roarish in my hot head. Ugh. Offer still stands, btw, should you ever care to snap out of it and put on a booming voice.

On a different note, the beau left his snuggly polarfleece jacket, which I have donned, and I'm about to um, you know, just smelling it. mmmmm. The man has powerful phermones. That feels a little better.[/i]

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:12 pm

shhh, stop yelling, me.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:13 pm

of course you can join me down here. i don't mind the noise but when i feel *thig* big i feel like i should look it, too.

maybe someday i'll try on OBV, but i'm so loud normally....

doncha love borrowing clothes of people you love?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:15 pm

gigglesnort wrote:shhh, stop yelling, me.

c'mere. you're feeling shitty. come snuggle up and take a nap. we'll put one of the others on child duty so your gals will get fed and put to bed alright.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:19 pm

well, nothing wrong w feeling small for a bit. Sometimes I like to feel small; makes it seem like a trifle less significant than it feels, whatever "it" happens to be at the moment. [cheesy announcer voice]Like sand thru the hour glass, these are the days of our lives. [/cheezy announcer voice]

[gushing] gosh but it is fun borrowing clothes! (and gosh, I love you too, little Rian. Big germy smooches all over you.) I feel so expressive right now! [/gushing]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:21 pm

ah, don't you love that about friends - the sharing, especially of contagion.

i'm a real sucker for smells and sounds for triggering memories. i think that's why it gets me so much.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:22 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:shhh, stop yelling, me.
c'mere. you're feeling shitty. come snuggle up and take a nap. we'll put one of the others on child duty so your gals will get fed and put to bed alright.

That's exactly what I'd like to do right now. [burrow, snuggle] *contented sigh*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:23 pm

[whispering]wow... is it sick day in the bar?? What's going on??

if I kiss the both of you, will you promise not to get me sicky-poo??[/whispering]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:23 pm

pssst. somebody help me think up a really perverse, twisted lullaby.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:39 pm

Excerpt/Quote From Book:
Twisted Lullaby
by Melyssa G. Sprott

“As sure as the light of the silvery moon,
your father, my dear, will be home soon.
So shut your mouth and go to sleep,
don’t dare cry, don’t make a peep.
Remember to tell him you love him or you’ll die”,
Mother sings her twisted lullaby.

“Wish for mercy, pray for death,
await the day he ceases breath.
He’ll wake you up at three in the morning
to beat you senseless without warning.
It doesn’t matter how still you lie”,
Mother sings her twisted lullaby.

“Act normal—though your pain is deep.
I’ll get him a beer, you feign sleep.
When you wake you’ll be all grown up,
you’ll forget this nightmare—enough is enough.”
Now I’m cold and unforgiving and I don’t know why
Mother sang me her twisted lullaby.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:39 pm

hush li'l babe
don't say a word

papa likes only what he read

that you been out drinking booze
others guys had to pay for

that you're only my sweet whore
even though santa paid you more

seattle was quite a binge,
hush little babe put your jaw un-hinged

Lysol™ bottles soon will pour
Vancouver ought to even the score

hope to see those santa slaves
elvish dresses up nave

that is all for this one night
hush little babe
you can close yer mouth

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:48 pm

~tosses crude crappy poem about second-hand Santacon on floor sits in booth next to (not across from) gigglesnort~

I'd give my right mind for a Miller High Life™
"The Champagne of Beers".

Champagne is a weird word. It's like the "g" is in the wrong spot.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:49 pm

*flits over to Nipples and produces MHL, then flits away*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:52 pm

[with a snort and a snore, giggles rolls towards the warm fuzzy and snuggles the soft rabbit fur. Hands nipples a surgical mask].

you'll need this. I come loaded w little houseguests today; that's the ring leader, over htere (points to avatar)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:54 pm

Wow.

Talk about an entrance,
that pixie has an exit
built right in!

~admires rear view~

Thanks!