Lower Level Review

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:33 am

Arrest the Squirrel!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:43 am

I've been eyeballing that thing and I'm fairly sure it's meant to be a beaver.

However, the squirrels that live in the back yard are getting a little too big for their furry britches. Fuckers are coming up on the porch *while* I'm there having a smoke.

One of them ran across my lap... I shit you not...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:58 am

breakfast?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:29 am

Psst!

Click on the little "www" sign on the bottom of this post. Then click on the link that says "At the LL"

I promise: you'll like it!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:32 am

dammit! you promised not to post the hideous pic.

you and CWL are both going to hell, i swear.
too bad i still love you both.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:35 am

No, I promised that i wouldn't post a 'bad picture' of you.

upon review, i saw that there were NO bad pictures of you.

you're hot as hell, girlie. Face it.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:38 am

i'm not even gonna go there... it's just that the 'making strange faces' thing, of which i've been accused for years, never ever works captured mid-frame.

i'm not about to vomit on anyone in that shot. fer real.

thanks for the pics, doll.
how are you?

i heard you were spying on CWL last night. (so what does he REALLY do with his time??)

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:43 am

When I first saw Buckethead, just he and Guin were sitting there (WITH Lydia, contrary to his assertions), and I figured, "This must be a friend of Guinivere's that I haven't met." Reasonable, considering it was the first time I had actually met Guinivere herself. When he applied the viscous substance to his tongue and then put on the shirt, I figured, "Wow, this guy really belongs here!" and "how nice of someone to bring that shirt for him!" All the while thinking, "he looks kind of familiar". Yeah, I'd read his posts about some "epic" appearance, but quickly dismissed the LL possibility because of geography. Must be something happening out east that I'm unaware of.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:43 am

well, he won't tell me, but I've got some pretty good ideas. I mean, once I saw him shuffle through is backpack and pull out the needle and the vial of liquid, I had a pretty good idea. The only part that confused me was when he shot it under his tongue... but they say that's how to do it these days. Who knows??

i'm okay. Last night was good. I came back to my apartment and fooled around wiith my new toy, which is treating me well. Had another glass of wine or two. Some toast. Scored bigtime on two really great wicker tables in a dumpster dive (conveniently, the dumpster is right outside my door), and thought a lot. Too much, one might say.

How are YOU doing? Have there been any passive/aggressive undertones to your morning?

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:45 am

GuinivereElise wrote:No, I promised that i wouldn't post a 'bad picture' of you.

upon review, i saw that there were NO bad pictures of you.

See? I TOLD you! It's not just me!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:46 am

CoworkerLurker wrote:When I first saw Buckethead, just he and Guin were sitting there (WITH Lydia, contrary to his assertions), and I figured, "This must be a friend of Guinivere's that I haven't met." Reasonable, considering it was the first time I had actually met Guinivere herself. When he applied the viscous substance to his tongue and then put on the shirt, I figured, "Wow, this guy really belongs here!" and "how nice of someone to bring that shirt for him!" All the while thinking, "he looks kind of familiar". Yeah, I'd read his posts about some "epic" appearance, but quickly dismissed the LL possibility because of geography. Must be something happening out east that I'm unaware of.

my excuses are that:
a) he lied and told me he couldn't come. point blank
b) i saw no 'epic' references
c) i was loopy on muscle relaxants and harar beer and glenlivet
d) i was too excited about 4WotA

but he DID look familiar...

he had this weird english accent at first, but later denied it. *shrug*
*smooch* for BHA!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:47 am

CoworkerLurker wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:No, I promised that i wouldn't post a 'bad picture' of you.

upon review, i saw that there were NO bad pictures of you.
See? I TOLD you! It's not just me!

so you're both insane. it's not really my problem, now is it CWL?
except that i see you 5 days a week or more.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:49 am

Ah, now I see how you operate, Guin. When he refuses to answer your questions, you make up your own creative answers, promulgating your fantasies as truth, relying on verisimilitude to get people to believe you.

Very interesting.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:49 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
my excuses are that:
a) he lied and told me he couldn't come. point blank
b) i saw no 'epic' references

Actually, up until a couple of days before, he COULDN'T come... it was totally a last-minute thing, babe.

and the epic reference was in the bar earlier that night...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:50 am

CoworkerLurker wrote:Ah, now I see how you operate, Guin. When he refuses to answer your questions, you make up your own creative answers, promulgating your fantasies as truth, relying on verisimilitude to get people to believe you.

Very interesting.

Yes!

I mean, no. of course not.

People believe me because i'm cute. Pure and simple.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:52 am

oh, ok. well that makes more sense.

um, CWL, you have santa disease. talking about yourself in the 3rd person.

i'm still calling myself santa, and hearing santa references in everything. damn the santi! damn their acrobatic nuts!

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:54 am

Rian Jackson wrote:so you're both insane. it's not really my problem, now is it CWL?
except that i see you 5 days a week or more.

Good not to take on other's mental health issues as your own.

But remember what Samtzu already said about engineers?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:55 am

CoworkerLurker wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:so you're both insane. it's not really my problem, now is it CWL?
except that i see you 5 days a week or more.
Good not to take on other's mental health issues as your own.

But remember what Samtzu already said about engineers?

no...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:58 am

GuinivereElise wrote: People believe me because i'm cute. Pure and simple.

And when people don't believe you? What do you conclude?

Must be hard on the old self esteem.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:00 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
How are YOU doing? Have there been any passive/aggressive undertones to your morning?

No.. i received a very nice email thanking me for our talk last night (yes, i actually picked up the telephone!) which was good, i think, but hard and confusing and felt a lot like the proverbial thin ice. aren't things supposed to be getting less confusing instead of more??

we worked out a new year's arrangement, but i suspect i just won't go to the shindig. (how do i buy tickets for yours?). Sometimes it's easier just to avoid the whole situation... and i'm not much of a partier anyway.... and thinking about navigating it makes me tired.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:03 am

GuinivereElise wrote: People believe me because i'm cute. Pure and simple.

A totally unfair advantage for those of us who are cute-challenged. But I can lift heavy stuff.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:07 am

Rian Jackson wrote:um, CWL, you have santa disease. talking about yourself in the 3rd person.

I say "he" because I suspect this is not the first or last time it has happened. I see a pattern.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:09 am

CoworkerLurker wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:um, CWL, you have santa disease. talking about yourself in the 3rd person.
I say "he" because I suspect this is not the first or last time it has happened. I see a pattern.

i don't. you're saying that people often accuse you of drug use?
or that Guin stalks lots of men?

methinks you have a paranoia...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:21 am

One other thing just came back to me reading Rian's post about NYE. Not only did I get to hang at the LL with the forces of darkness themselves, but I got to hear a rehearsal on Sunday of the Ziggy Stardust-Hedwig show GE and friends are putting on. Make no mistake: This is the shit. The band is tight and sitting on the futon watching GE sing and shake that thang was fucking incredible. Not to be missed you mothafuckas. Shit, if my parole officer hadn't nixed the idea, I was going to get the next flight back to Seattle. John the drummer said that they will record the gig, but I say that anyone within 200 miles of this would be an asshole not to attend. 'Nuff said.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:27 am

CWL: not hard on the ego at all... i blindly assume that my cuteness has just made it impossible for them to believe me. win-win.

now stop it.

And BHA... tee hee! Thanks, babe!

Rian: I'll send you a copy of the poster and the ticket info...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:28 am

That doesn't mean they're not all out to get me, Rian.

Guin- you're good. I should have known you'd make it work for you, regardless.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:08 pm

BAD ASS BINGO, BURLESQUE, & KARAOKE!

Location: The Lower Level
1621 - 12th Avenue,Seattle,WA
When: Thursday, December 30, 9:00pm
Phone: 206.388.0500

One tenth the price of New Year's Eve, ALL THE HANGOVER!

Show up early for BAD ASS BINGO, BURLESQUE, & KARAOKE! Bingo prizes
include:

-PRIME seating for SEXY BURLESQUE shows
-PICTURES with the GIRLS!
-Spankings!
-Harrasment!
-DRINKS! and many more

$5 for admission and ALL THE BINGO YOU CAN PLAY!

Bingo and cover starts at 9pm, open karoake 12ish.

It is your civic duty to forward this invite.

This is a Flight To Mars fundraiser, and all proceeds will benefit
their
2005 Burning Man camp.

I know where I'm going after ms. guin's show.
who's with me?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:23 pm

Lydia Love wrote:I would like to remind the jury that If it took me an unusually long time to register the fact that there was a Bucket Head Alien in our midst...

I was high enough to hunt ducks with a rake on vicodin, muthafucka!

Sheeeit, you'd think that would buy me a little extra leeway with the whole recognizing friends from a teeny tiny picture (usually of their ASS) but no...

Just for the record. I look exactly like my avatar. I also look exactly like my other avatar. I also am too lazy to be constantly going in a circle.

now all should recognize me.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:13 pm

Rian- I would love to join you. But, um, isn't that the day before Guin's show?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:14 pm

fuck! that's so wrong.