The Bar

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:43 am

Oh my!

I really appreciate the feel
of this coffee mug, Bucket.

You are a gem!

~wraps fingers around for warmth~

Gotta go find a Disco-Tech....
Supposed to meet Linda Hamilton at
"Tech-Noir" last night, some big guy in a
leather coat shot the hell outta that scene.

~hops back into 1980, via the hot-tub staircase~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:17 am

coffee please... and I'll take some of that cranberry bread. But did you hide some cookies around here, BHA? I think I'd like a cookie instead...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:18 am

OMG, what the heck are you doing here this early in the morn GE?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:21 am

it's become my routine... I usually get up this early, but now that I have my laptop, I hop on for some quick eplaya goodness, say good morning, then hit the shower and head to work....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:26 am

Poof! Coffee for Guin

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:29 am

yer gettin' a little wild and reckless with that wand, Heli...

*wink*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:30 am

Naawwww, it's a finely tuned magic instrument. Has special powers.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:33 am

that's what I'm saying Heli.. gotta be careful.. sometimes those magic things can do some damage...

have you ever read a children's book called 'The Magic Grinder'? (no, it's not a sandwich, and no, it's now about seattle coffee accoutraments... thank you all you snide and witty people). It's about a MUSIC grinder... a magic one... and the power and judgement that comes along with owning it....

I used to love that book when I was little...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:36 am

Mornin'... I'll just have some coffee, please...

Ahhhh..... work...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:38 am

If the government trusts me, well.................

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:40 am

gigglesnort wrote:fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. wrong thread, I know. One day back into the grind, and I'm already beat down. Fuck! There has to be a better way. Or not.

Mmmmm, now *this* is good coffee.......and crumbly cranberry bread......YUM!

Hey, Giggles. I seem to remember being VERY sore the first week of track practice. Just means you're getting your strength and endurance back. I hope this is like that.

Here's to the second week!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:50 am

There are cookies, too, you are correct, GE. Dark chocolate chunk. I had one for breakfast just after the cranberry bread. Plenty for everyone as well. Hep yersef.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:14 am

greetings all units, dark cafeinated liquids for me today...thank you

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:33 am

CoworkerLurker wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. wrong thread, I know. One day back into the grind, and I'm already beat down. Fuck! There has to be a better way. Or not.

Mmmmm, now *this* is good coffee.......and crumbly cranberry bread......YUM!
Hey, Giggles. I seem to remember being VERY sore the first week of track practice. Just means you're getting your strength and endurance back. I hope this is like that.

Here's to the second week!

my favorite is after running stairs, your muscles are so fucking tight. I used to throw the old legs (younger legs at that poinr) up on a fence to stretch them. the fence shook for a hundred yards as my muscles tried to shake their way out.

i remember barely being able to walk. hmmmm..... i'll be with ya in a few days, babe. as soon as the damn gym i joined last month actually opens. back on the weights.......

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:56 am

*urg*

i feel like ass, guys. serious ass. i'm curling up in this corner by the fire, come wake me if anything worthwhile is going on please.

*glurk*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:13 am

Good morning all! Just stopped by for a cup of coffee before I have to go drive the Magic Schoolbus! Oh, maybe a cookie on the way out the door!
Thanks!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:14 am

The Old Tart wrote:

I used to throw the old legs (younger legs at that poinr) up on a fence to stretch them

Why don't you just admit it.... you're just too damn old to do this stuff anymore. I don't even know why you try... get a cane... or better yet, a walker, take your time... AND ACT YOUR DAMN AGE!!

...Oh, and no more dancing at the LL...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:16 am

[crone voice] you know, when i was your age.... [/crone voice]

shaddup, put yer bathrobe on, and come curl up with me Mr. Tzu.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:20 am

go drive the Magic Schoolbus

Martiansky's true identity revealed: Lily Tomlin!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:20 am

Rian Jackson wrote:*urg*.......*glurk*

Scoot over, old bones........I'm curling up with you. I wanna be an old grizzly bear with nothing better to do than snuggle and snooze.

*mrphf*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:24 am

hey baby, come on in.

ya know, i think maybe Tish just got her hat, which i mailed the same day as your stuff. so maybe another 2 or 3 days. i'm guessing that the post office here lost it in a corner, just found it all, and tried to act like nothing was going on.

fuckin' bastards.

hey giggle, i think our hair is the same colour now. i hope you don't mind, i was going to pose as you for a while and cause you endless pain and suffering. sound ok?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:28 am

go drive the Magic Schoolbus

Martiansky's true identity revealed: ME!

how did that happen.....? Where am I? WTF is going on here? Oh wait, *I* drive the Magic 'Mama' Schoolbus......whew.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:30 am

Rian Jackson wrote:......cause you endless pain and suffering. sound ok?

Your going to have to be more creative than that to make an impression on me. Endless pain and suffering are everyday occurences around here. I have THREE children, silly!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:31 am

Isn't this where someone must accuse one of you of being the other's sock?

Sock! Sock!

There, i did it.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:33 am

gigglesnort wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:......cause you endless pain and suffering. sound ok?
Your going to have to be more creative than that to make an impression on me. Endless pain and suffering are everyday occurences around here. I have THREE children, silly!

cunfusion and humiliation?

FtR, (and speaking of socks) i'm wearing blue and white striped toe socks. i wish i was wearing long undees; it's fuckin' cold in this city and in this building, too.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:34 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:......cause you endless pain and suffering. sound ok?
Your going to have to be more creative than that to make an impression on me. Endless pain and suffering are everyday occurences around here. I have THREE children, silly!
cunfusion and humiliation?

FtR, (and speaking of socks) i'm wearing blue and white striped toe socks. i wish i was wearing long undees; it's fuckin' cold in this city and in this building, too.

cOnfusion. dammit. edit?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:34 am

Rian Jackson wrote:[crone voice] you know, when i was your age.... [/crone voice]

shaddup, put yer bathrobe on, and come curl up with me Mr. Tzu.

that is an offer I cannot refuse... thank you... curling up now...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:34 am

{sound of bullwhip cracking}

ooops, gotta go. 'sposed to be working.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:36 am

come on, we know you have no work ethic for this dumb job of yours.
you know you wanna stay here with us.
you want to stay and drink,
talk epistemological philosphy,
engage in senseless banter,
warp your mind.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:38 am

Confusion and humiliation........nope; natural state adn self-inflicted, respectively.

{blowing kisses on her way out the door}

be back in a bit, I'm sure.