What are you hoping to find at Burning Man?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:48 pm

73 pounds of used carbon paper

dried cheese whiz made into buttons

GW Bush look alikes with Kick Me signs

sandals of SPAM

Body sized handy wipes

A religious vision while looking at the playa mud in the johns

Paper clips attached to olives

Post cards made of tissue paper

Rubber nails

Glass Jello

Alluminum foil condoms

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:39 pm

porcelain wingnuts

chewable beer

frogleg pizza

breakfast with Sinatra

a dust goddess

another 'moment' in front of the Wow! sign

a neverending roll of tp

another ride in the roller colaster with the same person as last year

the contact lens I lost last year

Gawd

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 5:45 pm

phoenix13 wrote:

I expect piece of mind...

That is what I expect to find, because that is what I have always found there.

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 6:55 pm

Peace of mind is cool... but so are:

Elastic tent poles

a third leg

unplugged TVs

Bobot arms

Breast smotherings

Blue states

walking tomatoes

Alien Love Nest Pendants

People who say- Oh, shit... looka that!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:21 pm

The likes of phoenix13
Mr. K.
Ladybee,
Reba and her Hubby
,sputnik,
Martiansky,
cowboyangel
Joel,
geekster
theCryptofishist
the Muse
sparkletarte
rodent
Donita
tonytohono
buckethead alien
jimmason and all of Borg2.

sounds to me like an eplaya babe report.

Alex_uk · Post by **Alex_uk** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 12:21 am

badgers

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 6:32 am

shrubberies

Alex_uk · Post by **Alex_uk** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:13 am

oh and assorted stamps

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:46 am

I SEEK THE GRAIL!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 8:58 am

Who left the Grail light on?!!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:33 am

camel toes

Blonde Iguana · Post by **Blonde Iguana** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:42 am

Moose knuckles

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:07 pm

My first year I went to BM I didn't know what to expect. I went by myself. I went there with no expectations at all. Somebody did, however, tell me that it would change my life forever. It did. She also told me it would be a life-altering experience. It was. It has changed me in a hundred different ways. My first year felt very healing and spiritual. I came away from it feeling like I was gonna be okay; that life was gonna be okay again. Long story.

My second year I kinda went with expectations of repeating the same exact wonderful experience of the previous year. It was the wrong thing to do, 'cuz it wasn't the same. I took my mom with me who didn't have a good time and left 2 days into it. For 2 days afterwards, I felt incredibily sad and guilty that she didn't have a good time and that she had left. Some people just are not cut out for 40 mph winds, dust, failing shelters, and desert heat.

Later I realized that everything happens the way it's suppose to happen. As it turned out, she went to my house and had an unexpected gloriously wonderful time with my daughter (her grandaughter) who had come home early from her trip. Both had been estranged for 8 years and got the opportunity to kiss and make up and have a great fucking time together!! (So, I guess indirectly, BM helped heal that relationship.)

My second year was a big huge fucking party. I was smashed practically the whole time, dancing, playing, singing, getting sunburnt, wandering around and meeting people.

What am I hoping to find at future Burning Mans? I've already found it. I've found myself. I hope to find more of me. I'm hoping to find new unpredictable experiences, new friends, images of smiles and feelings of love that stay in my heart forever.

othereye · Post by **othereye** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:34 am

[quote="Kernul Killbuck"]
GW Bush look alikes with Kick Me signs
[/quote]

Permission to yoink this idea with intent to make it real for ya? My husband wants ideas for fun things to wear. Seeing as how I voted cowboy and he voted Munster, I think he'd love the idea of me making this outfit for him!!!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:56 pm

My missing case of Wild Turkey...

The dielectric value of Playa dust...

The Knights of Kneat, Knaked...

My bright yellow bike... oops, scratch, haven't lost it there (yet)...

The answer...

the_iconoclast · Post by **the_iconoclast** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:27 pm

alkali dust incapable of supporting life...
about 37,000 other people to experience it with...

Bronwen · Post by **Bronwen** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:22 pm

Where do I sign up for the breast smotherings?!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:42 am

Bronwen wrote:Where do I sign up for the breast smotherings?!

Start here:

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:24 pm

Then graduate to this:

othereye · Post by **othereye** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:23 pm

I'm willing to volunteer depending on what they're smothering my breasts IN!

Cheeze Whiz?

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:42 pm

othereye wrote:
nostratomas wrote: Ah. but the question still stands. Are your breasts real?
Mine are. So are my fist, my husband, and my burly friends.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:48 pm

othereye wrote:Damn straight. 113 pounds comin at ya with a vengance. Anybody else wants to sexually harass someone in my presence gets the same.

Bronwen · Post by **Bronwen** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:54 pm

Oohooh! The interrogation squad is right up my alley. First I'll visit the breasty camp to be appropriately smothered in boobies (I'm too shy to show mine - they are real, maybe if they werent I'd wanna show them off), then I'll express my excitement by brutally interrogating whomever is nearby. That sounds like a good way to spend an afternoon...

othereye · Post by **othereye** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:50 pm

What are you, stalking me? What's your point? Just going to find every post I make and respond to it by quoting me? If you've got something to say on the matter, say it in the original thread. Don't drag it around the eplaya and set it down wherever you find me.

Bronwen · Post by **Bronwen** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:19 pm

I, for one, am confused. It seems I was quoted too (although somehow the post landed before mine

) Does this mean Nightterror agrees or disagrees? Othereye, maybe stalking is a form of flattery?

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:54 pm

I go cuz I can. When I can't anymore, I won't. Of course, that will be a drag, but I won't be able to do a thing about it, now will I?

Plus, I see what I see, nothing more, nothing less. I will meet who I meet. All the other people I don't meet will meet other people, some of whom I might meet. It's all works out. Trust me.

I am doing my first art work. I want people to look at it. I want them to take from it what they take from it. There is no hidden agenda. I'm doing it cuz I can and I have the free materials laying around right now. Well, I did have to get a few things, but hey - I had the money to buy them with, so it all worked out, SEE.

Anybody want to visit me? *kiss*

Shinxy · Post by **Shinxy** » Wed May 11, 2005 6:24 pm

The Foreigner Belt.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:18 pm

Shinxy wrote:The Foreigner Belt.

Now you've got double vision, friend. Double Moon Vision, that is.

Sharky · Post by **Sharky** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:22 am

"What are you hoping to find at Burning Man?"

.......a million mile smile, and to leave knowing less than when I arrived!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:33 am

A sense of community and total acceptance, and artistic inspiration that I can carry with me and use all year round. And each year I find what I'm looking for.

What are you hoping to find at Burning Man?

What's your deal, Nightterror?

Cuz I can.