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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:12 pm

I had a friend who was an idiot savant idiot. If you dropped a box of toothpicks, he'd count them before they hit the floor. But he was always wrong.
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:12 pm

Purple do you think your friend will get " IT " before you go or will they will chicken out,... do you wish they would

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:13 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:I've been in this field of poppies a loooong time.....
How profound, Wizard! *hands you 20 points*
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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:14 pm

helitack wrote:
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helitack wrote:I missed the MAGNETIC BREASTS? Shit
You did? I've noticed hands on her breasts in at least two pictures. And, well, tehy look rather magnetic if you know what I mean!
Goddamiittt I have a 28.8 connection, shit I have only seen two, shit
Wait a minute Heli... you're not telling me you haven't seen her usual sexy avatar where it is kind of blown out with photoshop effects, like with a diffused glow filter and there are at least 4 or 5 hands on what appears to be a mostly naked or entirely naked blueniteowl body? You haven't noticed that one?

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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:14 pm

Trust me, Heli; I've nabbed the one that counts. It's great fun to take her out and watch the guys try to pick her up. She eats them alive.
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Post by blueniteowl » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:15 pm

These boys decided it would be fun to by fake nails that night, it's hard to see the nails in the other pic

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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:15 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:I had a friend who was an idiot savant idiot. If you dropped a box of toothpicks, he'd count them before they hit the floor. But he was always wrong.
lol~! That's a good one Genuis.

Fuck that hurt I laughed so hard.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:16 pm

I love that tune, purple.
some girl with psychic powers asks me "t-bone, what's your sign?" I blink and answer "neon," I thought i'd blow her mind!
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:16 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Purple do you think your friend will get " IT " before you go or will they will chicken out,... do you wish they would
There's no way he'd be able to get the time off from work.... I asked if he'd be willing to meet me up there mid-week, but he was blood-sugar crashing and getting irrational, so the rest of the discussion is on hold till he eats, and possibly sleeps.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:18 pm

three more pages, people.
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Post by helitack » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:18 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Trust me, Heli; I've nabbed the one that counts. It's great fun to take her out and watch the guys try to pick her up. She eats them alive.
I get the same thing when I am with the one who moves me. It is a wonderful feeling, yes?
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Post by Sandwichman » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:19 pm

Well off to smoke then bed for me. Night all. Keep my seat warm I don't think I let out enough hot air to do the trick.

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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:19 pm

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blueniteowl wrote:tony, I had a lot of gay friends who liked to fondle
Well, I'm not gay, but I would still like to fondle... does that mean there is something wrong with me?

Inebriated Genius? !!!

Is that anything like a Idiot Savant? =) Nah I guess not, but those are good playa names too!
Yes it does, and that is no way to pick up chicks dude. Suave and sophisticated, S and S amigo
Well from looking at your pick Heli I believe that works for you brother... but for me, well, I just go for what we refer to as the improv. Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.

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Post by helitack » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:20 pm

tonytohono wrote:
helitack wrote:
tonytohono wrote: You did? I've noticed hands on her breasts in at least two pictures. And, well, tehy look rather magnetic if you know what I mean!
Goddamiittt I have a 28.8 connection, shit I have only seen two, shit
Wait a minute Heli... you're not telling me you haven't seen her usual sexy avatar where it is kind of blown out with photoshop effects, like with a diffused glow filter and there are at least 4 or 5 hands on what appears to be a mostly naked or entirely naked blueniteowl body? You haven't noticed that one?
Yes but it's too blown out. I like the avatar I built for someone else
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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:21 pm

Wonderful indeed. I worship that woman. I genuinely think that if she were ever single again, she would administer an IQ test before accepting an invitation to a date. "Oh, only 125? sorry, missed it by 15 points. Better luck next month."
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:21 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Purple do you think your friend will get " IT " before you go or will they will chicken out,... do you wish they would
There's no way he'd be able to get the time off from work.... I asked if he'd be willing to meet me up there mid-week, but he was blood-sugar crashing and getting irrational, so the rest of the discussion is on hold till he eats, and possibly sleeps.
I would think it would be hard to be joined mid-week after you've been immersed in the environment that long

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Post by helitack » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:22 pm

tonytohono wrote:
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tonytohono wrote: Well, I'm not gay, but I would still like to fondle... does that mean there is something wrong with me?

Inebriated Genius? !!!

Is that anything like a Idiot Savant? =) Nah I guess not, but those are good playa names too!
Yes it does, and that is no way to pick up chicks dude. Suave and sophisticated, S and S amigo
Well from looking at your pick Heli I believe that works for you brother... but for me, well, I just go for what we refer to as the improv. Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.
But it's the PLAYA amigo
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Post by blueniteowl » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:24 pm

tonytohono wrote: Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.
I do know you're playing. I mean you being on an iceberg and all might make things difficult.

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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:25 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Well off to smoke then bed for me. Night all. Keep my seat warm I don't think I let out enough hot air to do the trick.

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Goodnight Sammich. Take it easy.

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Post by helitack » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:26 pm

blueniteowl wrote:
tonytohono wrote: Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.
I do know you're playing. I mean you being on an iceberg and all might make things difficult.
remember icebergs can melt if it's hot enuff
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:28 pm

Zulegoona wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:There's no way he'd be able to get the time off from work.... I asked if he'd be willing to meet me up there mid-week, but he was blood-sugar crashing and getting irrational, so the rest of the discussion is on hold till he eats, and possibly sleeps.
I would think it would be hard to be joined mid-week after you've been immersed in the environment that long
The ex and I had friends meet us on-playa on Wednesday last year, one of whom was a Burn virgin; I agree it's suboptimal, but it's do-able. (Hell, when I hit the playa last year, the ex had already been in camp for a week....)
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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:29 pm

helitack wrote:
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helitack wrote: Yes it does, and that is no way to pick up chicks dude. Suave and sophisticated, S and S amigo
Well from looking at your pick Heli I believe that works for you brother... but for me, well, I just go for what we refer to as the improv. Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.
But it's the PLAYA amigo
That is meaningless to me. I am the same person on the playa as off. Besides. I'm pretty busy myself as far as women are concerned. I think I better deal with what is already on the plate before I go adding to the recipe.

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Post by blueniteowl » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:31 pm

Ok, here is the most recent pic of me. Taken right after christmas. That's my friend sean on the right

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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:31 pm

blueniteowl wrote:
tonytohono wrote: Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.
I do know you're playing. I mean you being on an iceberg and all might make things difficult.
Actually, yes, it would. I took off my pants and made the mistake of sitting down and now my cheeks are stuck.

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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:33 pm

Peaches woke up and wants me to go to bed with her. g'night, kiddiwinkums. Enjoy page 1500. Genius clear.
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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:33 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Ok, here is the most recent pic of me. Taken right after christmas. That's my friend sean on the right
Were you crushing his foot with your cast blue?

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Post by blueniteowl » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:34 pm

Yes, stuck cheeks really are a problem. I'm sorry I don't think I can help with that.

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Post by helitack » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:34 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Peaches woke up and wants me to go to bed with her. g'night, kiddiwinkums. Enjoy page 1500. Genius clear.
I copy, RG out of service,
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Post by tonytohono » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:34 pm

Roger genius... that's a 10-4 good buddy.

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Post by blueniteowl » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:35 pm

Good night Mr. Genius

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