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- Ranger Genius
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I had a friend who was an idiot savant idiot. If you dropped a box of toothpicks, he'd count them before they hit the floor. But he was always wrong.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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Wait a minute Heli... you're not telling me you haven't seen her usual sexy avatar where it is kind of blown out with photoshop effects, like with a diffused glow filter and there are at least 4 or 5 hands on what appears to be a mostly naked or entirely naked blueniteowl body? You haven't noticed that one?helitack wrote:Goddamiittt I have a 28.8 connection, shit I have only seen two, shittonytohono wrote:You did? I've noticed hands on her breasts in at least two pictures. And, well, tehy look rather magnetic if you know what I mean!helitack wrote:I missed the MAGNETIC BREASTS? Shit
- Ranger Genius
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Trust me, Heli; I've nabbed the one that counts. It's great fun to take her out and watch the guys try to pick her up. She eats them alive.
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I love that tune, purple.
some girl with psychic powers asks me "t-bone, what's your sign?" I blink and answer "neon," I thought i'd blow her mind!
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
- PurpleKoosh
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There's no way he'd be able to get the time off from work.... I asked if he'd be willing to meet me up there mid-week, but he was blood-sugar crashing and getting irrational, so the rest of the discussion is on hold till he eats, and possibly sleeps.Zulegoona wrote:Purple do you think your friend will get " IT " before you go or will they will chicken out,... do you wish they would

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- Ranger Genius
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I get the same thing when I am with the one who moves me. It is a wonderful feeling, yes?Ranger Genius wrote:Trust me, Heli; I've nabbed the one that counts. It's great fun to take her out and watch the guys try to pick her up. She eats them alive.
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- Sandwichman
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- tonytohono
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Well from looking at your pick Heli I believe that works for you brother... but for me, well, I just go for what we refer to as the improv. Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.helitack wrote:Yes it does, and that is no way to pick up chicks dude. Suave and sophisticated, S and S amigotonytohono wrote:Well, I'm not gay, but I would still like to fondle... does that mean there is something wrong with me?blueniteowl wrote:tony, I had a lot of gay friends who liked to fondle
Inebriated Genius? !!!
Is that anything like a Idiot Savant? =) Nah I guess not, but those are good playa names too!
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Yes but it's too blown out. I like the avatar I built for someone elsetonytohono wrote:Wait a minute Heli... you're not telling me you haven't seen her usual sexy avatar where it is kind of blown out with photoshop effects, like with a diffused glow filter and there are at least 4 or 5 hands on what appears to be a mostly naked or entirely naked blueniteowl body? You haven't noticed that one?helitack wrote:Goddamiittt I have a 28.8 connection, shit I have only seen two, shittonytohono wrote: You did? I've noticed hands on her breasts in at least two pictures. And, well, tehy look rather magnetic if you know what I mean!
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- Ranger Genius
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Wonderful indeed. I worship that woman. I genuinely think that if she were ever single again, she would administer an IQ test before accepting an invitation to a date. "Oh, only 125? sorry, missed it by 15 points. Better luck next month."
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
I would think it would be hard to be joined mid-week after you've been immersed in the environment that longPurpleKoosh wrote:There's no way he'd be able to get the time off from work.... I asked if he'd be willing to meet me up there mid-week, but he was blood-sugar crashing and getting irrational, so the rest of the discussion is on hold till he eats, and possibly sleeps.Zulegoona wrote:Purple do you think your friend will get " IT " before you go or will they will chicken out,... do you wish they would
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But it's the PLAYA amigotonytohono wrote:Well from looking at your pick Heli I believe that works for you brother... but for me, well, I just go for what we refer to as the improv. Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.helitack wrote:Yes it does, and that is no way to pick up chicks dude. Suave and sophisticated, S and S amigotonytohono wrote: Well, I'm not gay, but I would still like to fondle... does that mean there is something wrong with me?
Inebriated Genius? !!!
Is that anything like a Idiot Savant? =) Nah I guess not, but those are good playa names too!
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remember icebergs can melt if it's hot enuffblueniteowl wrote:I do know you're playing. I mean you being on an iceberg and all might make things difficult.tonytohono wrote: Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.
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- PurpleKoosh
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The ex and I had friends meet us on-playa on Wednesday last year, one of whom was a Burn virgin; I agree it's suboptimal, but it's do-able. (Hell, when I hit the playa last year, the ex had already been in camp for a week....)Zulegoona wrote:I would think it would be hard to be joined mid-week after you've been immersed in the environment that longPurpleKoosh wrote:There's no way he'd be able to get the time off from work.... I asked if he'd be willing to meet me up there mid-week, but he was blood-sugar crashing and getting irrational, so the rest of the discussion is on hold till he eats, and possibly sleeps.

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- tonytohono
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That is meaningless to me. I am the same person on the playa as off. Besides. I'm pretty busy myself as far as women are concerned. I think I better deal with what is already on the plate before I go adding to the recipe.helitack wrote:But it's the PLAYA amigotonytohono wrote:Well from looking at your pick Heli I believe that works for you brother... but for me, well, I just go for what we refer to as the improv. Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.helitack wrote: Yes it does, and that is no way to pick up chicks dude. Suave and sophisticated, S and S amigo
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Actually, yes, it would. I took off my pants and made the mistake of sitting down and now my cheeks are stuck.blueniteowl wrote:I do know you're playing. I mean you being on an iceberg and all might make things difficult.tonytohono wrote: Anyway, I wasn't seriously trying to pick her up... she's a bit young for me as much as I hate to admit it. But she is a cute. She knows I'm playing <at least I hope she does>.
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