Sheep don't have a chance. . .

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:58 pm

dammit, not the one with the bow

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:42 pm

BLAZE AT SHEEP FARM WAS ARSON

true story, and I know it was one of you, don't try to hide it.

http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/5205000.html

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:45 pm

The farm, 45 miles south of the Twin Cities, is the largest farmstead in North America that makes cheese from the milk of its own sheep, and it is well-known in the nation's small sheep cheese industry.

"Nobody doesn't like a little lamb," Read said. "I think there is a sense of outrage that somebody could so carelessly destroy hundreds of little baby lambs."

In the emotional hours after the fire, Read estimated that 550 sheep were lost, while investigators, in their report Tuesday, put the number at 341. That number grew later Tuesday as badly injured sheep died.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:28 pm

[singing] mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you??[/singing]

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:27 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:[singing] mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you??[/singing]

Wow! Talk about flashbacks! My mom used to sing this to me when I was little tyke.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:33 pm

RingO'Fire wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:[singing] mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you??[/singing]
Wow! Talk about flashbacks! My mom used to sing this to me when I was little tyke.

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that's an old Bing Crosby tune. very few know the words.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:54 pm

really? mine sang it to me, too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:37 am

I learned it from Pat McCormack on Dialing for Dollars.

My mother had some great ones though--the whale in San Francisco Bay and the one where you got to sing "Amster, Amster, Dam Dam Dam."

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:43 am

unjonharley wrote:
RingO'Fire wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:[singing] mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you??[/singing]
Wow! Talk about flashbacks! My mom used to sing this to me when I was little tyke.
_
that's an old Bing Crosby tune. very few know the words.

My Mom sang it too,

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:54 am

does this mean we're all siblings?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:57 am

Apparently, quite a few of our moms were fond of Bing Crosby.

Along the lines of DougalD's sheep killing game, check out this "smack the penguin" game that Kelliy emailed me.

SMACK THE PENGUIN!

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

1.Click on the link above.

2. Click once on the snowman.

3. Click on the snowman again to smack the penguin as he descends from the cliff.

4. What's your distance?

After about 10 trys, my best was 308.1 (yards? meters?).

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:58 am

Rian Jackson wrote:does this mean we're all siblings?

Or the products of a cult?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:08 am

Zulegoona wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:does this mean we're all siblings?
Or the products of a cult?

it's called 'The Midwest'

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:29 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:does this mean we're all siblings?
Or the products of a cult?
it's called 'The Midwest'

Not 'burningman'?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:41 am

you mean that song came from BM? but my mother has never been!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:30 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:you mean that song came from BM? but my mother has never been!

Hey this is cultthink. No logic applies.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:35 pm

skygod · Post by **skygod** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:48 pm

13/50
I am missing ewe.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:00 am

If that wasn't a sheep shot, I don't know what was...

dougaldutch · Post by **dougaldutch** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:03 am

Just seen a bumper sticker on my way to work:

"I really really REALLY love sheep!"

In my neck of the woods thats a level of honesty I never expected to experience.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:32 am

I heard on the radio the other day that the group of Psychyatrists who decide what is a mental illness and what is not have recently removed Zooaphilia (beastiality) from the list. Apparently there is no issue unless it cause YOU an underlying distress (like guilt). So; no regrets, no crime. Sheep on!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:44 am

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! That twister dropped us in Arkansas!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:37 am

What's wrong with Zooophilia? Sting's role wasn't THAT big....otherwise, just a movie about kids on scooters. It's like condemning pedaphiles just because they like bicycles.