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Post by blueniteowl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:08 pm

so the neighbors would water the lawn more
I'm thinking that since neighbors is plural that "water their lawns more" sounds better. Maybe?
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:12 pm

Not rhyming with him is a cop-out..because then it could be any name. Maybe if he were in the two-part rhyme. That would require abandoning the whole existing scheme. hmmmm...
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:13 pm

Also revise it to "Then sunbathe outside" but i'm thinking of starting over with it.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:14 pm

Tell me something else about him, GE.
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Post by tonytohono » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:14 pm

<rustles from the NEB>

If he's so weel enowed you could have him drage it across the floor... or something. But I kind of agree that Clonmore is a rough one to rhyme from.

<rolls over and disappears>
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:18 pm

he LOVES to sew his wild oats, even though he's married.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:20 pm

Hmmm. And that's not a touchy subject? I might be able to use that. Anything else? where does he live? what does he do? I'm trying to find a crack that will open this one up.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:24 pm

it's well known by everyone, including his wife, who's off on holiday with another (younger) man.

He is pompous. He's got chicken legs. His sister is a gypsy, and a disgrace to the family. He has a hanky tucked up his sleeve. He gets really whiny when he's angry. he cries when anyone sings "danny boy". he has an illigitimate son, named Liam the Loose. (takes after his father),

anything?
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:25 pm

Those are all excellent tidbits. Let me brood.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:27 pm

And I'm getting the impression we're dealing with what is at least partially a fictional character? I'll try to make it funny.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:27 pm

brood away.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:29 pm

Can you give me a place name?
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:30 pm

well, my friend brings him to life, but yes, fictional...
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:30 pm

Anyone got any appropriate rhymes? toss 'em out, let's see if we can use them.
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Post by blueniteowl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:34 pm

well, I've got some for the end of Clonmore, tore, lore, swore, four, core
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:38 pm

oof.. it's a tough one...

dun ballyglen...

(say "doon")
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:38 pm

All of my ideas are starting to become insulting ones. Is that what you wanted here?
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Post by tonytohono » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:38 pm

Blue and Ranger - you both have 711 posts. I need a drink for noticing that!
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:39 pm

Here, have a mind eraser.
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Post by tonytohono » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:40 pm

scratch that.
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Post by blueniteowl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:41 pm

Me too.

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Post by blueniteowl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:42 pm

Oh, how it ends soo quickly.
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Post by blueniteowl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:43 pm

But now I'm ahead.
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Post by Zulegoona » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:43 pm

On e-palya there was a gal call Elise
who made a real impression of fellas
her cute ass would wiggle
Bluenightowl would giggle
what makes her so hot please tell us
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:43 pm

well, I AM the court jester...I'm the only one who can get away with it...
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:44 pm

Not for long. I've got a couple of leads here, but I still don't know if I'm suppsoed to be insulting him or not.
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Post by gizray » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:44 pm

i need a drink.....

.....and i have the funniest fucking avatar ever.....

.....if i can figure out how to post a jpg file from hotmail.....
....i....duhhhh....ned hepl........
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Post by Ranger Genius » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:45 pm

And is this "lord" clonmore we're talking about? That fits meter beautifully.
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Post by gizray » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:47 pm

maybe not ever...not close actually...

BUT A GOOD ONE
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Post by blueniteowl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:47 pm

howdy gizray, what'll you have?
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