The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:28 pm

hiya Ms. Sky. Fire good. Sorry to hear yer not feeling so hot either. Come on summertime to burn away all these fucker bugs! Course then we'll have all those big bugs running around. MOsquitos are already around (there are advantages to long freezing winters).

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:33 pm

Yes, come on meltdown!
Then of course everything will bloom and allergy season will be upon us. At least it will be green!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:53 pm

the bar thread should be in a catagory of its own by now

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:00 pm

cowboyangel wrote:the bar thread should be in a catagory of its own by now

If a certain person has their way it will be eliminated.

(No kidding.)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:27 pm

sticking head out of the NEB

Nobody get too close. I'm bitchy and have SAD. (I suppose it would help if I got out of bed earlier than four pm, but oh well)

I'm only coming out for booze.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:42 pm

DVD Burner wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:the bar thread should be in a catagory of its own by now
If a certain person has their way it will be eliminated.

(No kidding.)

wha... wha... HUH?!?

Who is this dastardly party pooper... We'll pelt them with WAFFLES we will!!!

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:44 pm

rodent wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:the bar thread should be in a catagory of its own by now
If a certain person has their way it will be eliminated.

(No kidding.)
wha... wha... HUH?!?

Who is this dastardly party pooper... We'll pelt them with WAFFLES we will!!!

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

I'm positive no one will bother because they have already proven they are above the law.

Plus everyone buckles to them whenever they speak.

It's true, I've seen and heard this many times.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:45 pm

Hi everyone. Shots?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:47 pm

I kinda am suffering from a hangover already. Plus I'm feeling sort of blue for Blue.

I want to focus on sending as much positive energy to Blue.

she needs it and humor today.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:50 pm

{drags in a supersized light therapy lamp and sets it up in Miss Owl's corner}

let me have it, sput. What is it, by the way?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:52 pm

OK. So tonight we drink Ouzo.

Ooooppppaaa!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:54 pm

sticks head out of NEB and looks up warily, then starts to bask in the lovely light

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:58 pm

Wowzo, it's ouzo! {slam}

{pulls a very long retractable arm gadget from behind her back and uses it to pass blue a shot}

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:03 pm

takes shot and slams it, then crawls back into the depths of the NEB

I'll be back later

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:04 pm

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:05 pm

See ya later Blue

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i'm sure. i'll be a little quiet, starting now, unless you call me on my bananaphone.

ring ring ring ring ring...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:12 pm

Well Mr. Sputnik, your Ouzo fits the bill nicely. Let's just throw all caution to the wind, shall we? I'm celebrating... I'm celebrating the fact that I'm still alive after last nights soiree. I know I'm gloating here, but when was the last time Sensei stayed up till 7:30 in the freakin' morning? Hmmm? And here I am, at work, fresh as a fucking daisy.

Yes sir! That Ouzo sounds like just the ticket!

* falls face first onto the bar *

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:23 pm

Heya Sensei!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:33 pm

So a certain publication I read's wine columnists declare one night a year "Open That Bottle Night" to get people to drink that special bottle they have been saving before it declines.

I don't know how many of the barfleas among us have special bottles that they have been saving, but it might be an interesting thing to do here. It wouldn't have to be wine. I've got some old Scotch around here and a bottle of Patron that needs drinking, although I don't believe that stuff ever goes bad.

How about that Guzano Rojo by your keyboard, Sensei? You cracked that one yet?????

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:41 pm

I'm ashamed to admit that that bottle remains unopened, untouched. How sad. Worse is the fact that I (!) bought a couple of nice Cabernets from WA (of course)... 1984 was supposed to be a great year for locals and the prices on these went way up. I never touched 'em. They're under the damn sink.

Boo, on the other hand, never, ever, ever ever ever, gets the chance to get 'old'. Ever.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:51 pm

old boo. interesting...I have some in the freezer that's so old I cannot even remember how old it is. Still works a bit, though.

So I propose we get a few people to agree on a date for "Open That Fucking Bottle, Dickweed, Night" and go for it. Or maybe it's just you and me, S-man.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:52 pm

I don't have any old bottles lying around.

I read in the paper today that the average Russian man drinks a bottle of Vodka every other day.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:55 pm

Yes, but every other day he's sober as a fuckin' judge.

Ba-da-boom.

I'm gonna blow this quote from Dean Martin, but what the heck: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up".

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:59 pm

I read that they are going to ban drinking in Moscow's public gardens and parks. People who don't like to drink at home and can't afford to drink in bars are outraged.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:03 pm

buckethead alien wrote:I read that they are going to ban drinking in Moscow's public gardens and parks.

moltov cocktails and fauna dont mix well.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:04 pm

walks through bar and kisses each person on the top of the head in turn

I'm feeling a little better. It's amazing what a hot shower will do.

Now, everybody play nice or I'll have to break open a can of whoop ass.

walks behind bar and throws back a couple of shots

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:11 pm

Wow! Nothin' like the smell of a good looking woman fresh from the shower!
The Ouzo was fun, but I'm ready for something different...

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:14 pm

Your at work on a saturday night sensei?

So today i went to a complimentary hair color assesment and consultation. I came out of there pretty much the same way I went in. Very unsure if I want to do a color change to this head of mine.

Maybe I will just do more streaks. Red maybe.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:20 pm

I say go for it Reba, you only live once. And if you don't like it you can always change it.