The Bar

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:26 pm

How 'bout I put something nice on the jukebox and we warm up the dance floor? How about "I ain't got nothin but the blues" here, Ella's version?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:27 pm

LamplighterDuke wrote:sorry tisha sweetie...im depressed...lemme get a shot of bacardi 151 and leave the bottle

no worries, darlin... i just haven't put in much time behind the bar in a while and i'm a little precious about it. one spit-shined shot glass and a nearly full bottle o 151. youch. is it really that bad?

ya welcome, regyna! it's nice ta see you? saw you testing out that other board... how was it?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:29 pm

ah, well, the one has a part of me heart, as you know, but the other, just can't seem to get in that threeway groove...not like too many elbows, just can't find me way around! tis great to see you as well m'dear...how is the lady bartender doing today?

*throws down some juke joint shimmy to the tunes*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:29 pm

its horrible tish...stick your head out of the bar and look 4 threads down...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:40 pm

ah, the untimely loss of your facesake...i am so sorry...you will just have to carry on proudly in his footsteps...it is what he would have wanted, i'm sure!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:43 pm

Sucks, doesn't it, duke? Fuck fuck fuck I miss that man already. After I heard I went and put on my special edition DVD of Fear and Loathing that has a feature length commentary from him on it. It's great.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:50 pm

i have the same dvd...i think im gonna stay up late tonight and watch it with my buddies...im buyin all the drinks tonight in memory of the one and only true Duke...rest in peace brother....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:00 pm

oh, right... ya know, i thought of you when i heard.

i think we need a round of absinthe in honorarium... hup!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:01 pm

ARRRGH!!!

(Falls through the bar door and lands face down with a splut)

(Face in palya dust)

couf sumbofy gef me a beer?

PLEASE?!?

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:03 pm

<helping her up, dusting her off>

Are you ok? Here, have a pbr.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:06 pm

Thanks, brother, but...

(Turns around so the dog can see)

I’m a dude. Got anything darker than PBR?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:07 pm

psst swampdog, that's a boy kitty. I don't know if he's got the american lack of a sence of humor about gender, so just and fyi

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:08 pm

Have a Marianas Porter, kitty. Nothing's darker.

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:11 pm

<BLUSH> sorry dude. That sleek black coat had me blinded. Most of the kitties I hang out with, uh, mumble mumble.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:12 pm

Thanks fishy, now that's what I'm talkin' about!!

And don't sweat it at all swampdog. Wouldn't be the first time I've been mistaken. Anymore, I’ll take my compliments where I can get them.

(grin)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:17 pm

So swampdog... do you wear the bowler in your avatar there?

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:20 pm

You betcha. It's my playa hat. The el-wire here is just prototype, not quite sure what I'm gonna do to decorate it this year.

So what's got you so parched?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:25 pm

So what's got you so parched?

Work, work, work, my friend.

I could have pulled off a bowler when I had hair down my back. Seems they look goofy one me now that I got it cut.

(black cat goes and gets his playa hat and puts it on)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:26 pm

LeChatNoir wrote: (black cat goes and gets his playa hat and puts it on)

*fishy rushes off and gets her irridescent turcoise cowboy hat to join with the school*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:29 pm

Are we gonna see it, fishy?

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:32 pm

actually it's about the least goofy hat I've found, for me. Odd shaped head, everything looks kinda dorky on me. But I love hats, so I'm thrilled to find one that works. Definitely makes a statement when worn around Reality Camp. La Esposa, on the other hand, looks great in a hat but doesn't care to wear them. Makes me jealous.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:35 pm

looks great in a hat but doesn't care to wear them. Makes me jealous.

Hmmmph... people with it, always take it for granted. I seem to wear my current playa hat fairly well in the default world too.

Ok, time to go find something to munch on. Then I’ve got a sarong to sew up tonight. Probably check back later on.

Nice to see you in here swampy one. Until later!!

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:37 pm

Ciao, LCN (rhymes with Miao?)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:44 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:Are we gonna see it, fishy?

Not right now. Actually (and this may belong on "heel ya!") it looks as if the MrFishist could have semi-steady employment for a while, which means--after we take care of certain pressing matters (kiln, wedding reception, etc.) a home computer and digicam might be possible this year.

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:19 pm

Congrats to MrFishist!

Think I'm heading out. Thanks for the pleasant hang out for the day! Mwah!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:27 pm

Okay, perhaps this is a bunch of crap, but I thought it was funny

Wal*Mart Wine

Some Wal*Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal*Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest &Julio Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal*Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.
She said: "The right name is important." So, here we go:
The top 12 suggested names for Wal*Mart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal*Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante

So let's have a tasting. I'm gonna start with the Peanut Noir and the Chef Boyardeaux and work my way to the White Trashfindel.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:47 pm

Well, bois and grls, it's time for fishies to return to thier nests.

(or dens of the iniquity or mixed metaphors, if you prefer, rg)

It's been ereal.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:43 pm

"I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello. Hello Hello....."

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:35 pm

gigglesnort wrote:"I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello. Hello Hello....."

Hellfire. Now I'm gonna have that song singing in my head all night. Not a bad thing. I love that song.
My eyes are drunk. Let's get the rest of me that way!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:52 pm

My eyes are drunk. Let's get the rest of me that way!

ohhh... drunk eyes...

I thikn I've got soem of thme.

Care to join me in a 55 gallon drum of cheap wine?