What have you run over to help the environment?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:20 pm

I personally ran over a copy of the Bush plan for altering Clean Air Standards and relaxing Forestry Regulations.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:25 pm

BlueBirdPoof wrote:Tony--this is those stopbmorg losers--who also happen to drive around the desert in dodge neons.

For some reason, that stuck in our craw.

Like so much of their sh*t.

I'm kind of a bit slow... lol~!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:27 pm

I've left it in my will that my body is to be flown up to 35,000 feet over the Sierra and dump... not ashes, the whole freakin' body! Then the ecology can have back what I've borrowed all these years... after all, I'll be done with it at that point.

My kids want to do a practice run this year, but I'm discouraging it...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:29 pm

samtzu wrote:I've left it in my will that my body is to be flown up to 35,000 feet over the Sierra and dump... not ashes, the whole freakin' body! Then the ecology can have back what I've borrowed all these years... after all, I'll be done with it at that point.

My kids want to do a practice run this year, but I'm discouraging it...

just my luck that I'll be backpacking there when the freakin thing lands on the ground and hopefully not on me...... I'll do a fire ceremony for it and then in the Tibetan custom...chop it up for the birds.....

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:31 pm

Well in that case skip the sierras and go for big sur and the condors.

Just a thought.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:38 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
samtzu wrote:I've left it in my will that my body is to be flown up to 35,000 feet over the Sierra and dump... not ashes, the whole freakin' body! Then the ecology can have back what I've borrowed all these years... after all, I'll be done with it at that point.

My kids want to do a practice run this year, but I'm discouraging it...
just my luck that I'll be backpacking there when the freakin thing lands on the ground and hopefully not on me...... I'll do a fire ceremony for it and then in the Tibetan custom...chop it up for the birds.....

I like Fishy/Birdy's idea of Big Sur... for the condors... I can think of no greater end for this body than to be deposited on the cliffs of the Pacific Ocean in so much condor shit!

... seriously...

allanon2 · Post by **allanon2** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:17 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
BlueBirdPoof wrote:Bump.

(RtW really is a hero of mine.)
Awwwwww.

What ever happened to our old buddy Rex? Maybe eaten alive by the desert brine shrimp he was so avidly defending (we can only hope).

I have never defended brine shrmp just the pliya and frog pond.

i cant wait to document the size of the pliya serpents this year.

ttyl
allanon
aka rex

ohh yah I ma back cause it thats time of the year again.

Wakawaka · Post by **Wakawaka** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:09 am

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=8671

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:03 pm

I have never defended brine shrmp just the pliya and frog pond.

i cant wait to document the size of the pliya serpents this year.

Let's just hope for accuracy's sake that that you document better than you 1) argue your points and 2) utilize the truth in trying to conveying your real agenda.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Thu May 19, 2005 2:10 am

allanon2 wrote:
ohh yah I ma back .

New to this argument, but isn't the cliched Italian accent bad for getting your point across?

Maybe something to do with Rob calling himself a wop...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 19, 2005 8:54 am

psst, Davoid. I don't know what's up with rex's spelling, but I don't think it's a cute attempt at accent. I think he holds us in such contempt that he doesn't bother to get it right. Plus, he's so self-rightious, that he doesn't see the need.

My opinion only.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu May 19, 2005 1:40 pm

Pssstt...Davoid,

Allanon2::archtypal asshat

(i.e the original)

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu May 19, 2005 3:18 pm

Davoid wrote:
allanon2 wrote:
ohh yah I ma back .
New to this argument, but isn't the cliched Italian accent bad for getting your point across?

Maybe something to do with Rob calling himself a wop...

I dunno... but being part itallian (and having a famalial stake there still) I find it kinda offensive. Esp. from an azzat like Nonanon2. I remember from my old days in AA what we used to say about Alanons, and this guy fits that stereotype perfectly.

Some people...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 19, 2005 3:39 pm

Rob the Wop is a pretty in your face sort of guy of Italian descent and I believe that there was another Rob when he joined.

In other words, it's probably not worth fussing about.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu May 19, 2005 4:04 pm

OOPS!!!!

(embarassed blushes...)

I think I may have misstated (Ms-stated?)...

My offense was *not* toward Ron the Wop, god gosh golly gee no!!!

My offense was towards the Azzat allanon's BS fakey Italian Accent. That guy just flat offends me for some reason... I think it's the sanctamoniousness which fills his postings...

(And I'm sorry, this is *so* unlike me... unless I get riled... )

I used to be known by a couple pretty colorful epithats as well (and I'm not even thinking of the ones not relating to my German-Italian-Swiss heritage >>gigles<<) and feel they were badges of honor, not scorn.

An' iffa you no like-a it, Im'a gonna calla me brudders Guido and Pasquale and Sonny an' haffa dem make-a youse some cement slippers, capisce?

So, if somehow I offended you, Ron, I apologize from the bottom of my heart. Now off to the Bar to drown myself in a barrel of Grappa!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 19, 2005 4:24 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
My offense was towards the Azzat allanon's BS fakey Italian Accent. That guy just flat offends me for some reason... I think it's the sanctamoniousness which fills his postings...

I'm afraid that rex is more likely to offend RtW than you are.

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Thu May 19, 2005 8:29 pm

I tried to run over my neighbors dog, but he's a squirely little bugger. Keeps eating my mint

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Thu May 19, 2005 11:33 pm

I got my wife pregnant - then then she fell down the stairs.

The neighbors dog eat cleatus and then he got ran over.

Sorry Mrs. Terror, I dropped the baby, I don't know why.

Davoid · Post by **Davoid** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:10 am

General note: my posts are most likely going for humor before trying to, you know, make any serious points. Just trying to stick some unintentional funny business into Mr. Allanon's misspellings. That izz all...carry on.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:23 am

Davoid wrote:General note: my posts are most likely going for humor before trying to, you know, make any serious points.

Soulmate!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 26, 2005 10:33 pm

I accidentally ran over a dead roadkilled possum on the Garden Highway on my way to Swabbie's Bar & Grill last weekend to see The Beer Dawgs play at, oh, what was the fuck was the name of that bar on the Sacramento River???? Anyway, the river is high with lots of flotsum (sp?) flowing down it and the dead possum made my tire go **whoooopfh** and it was gross.... Gave me the heebie-jeebies...

This probably doesn't count as helping the environment, does it? Heh heh...

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:13 am

I saw a deer's FACE by the side of the road. Not just the head, the face. Euww. IN PA I think. The rest of the deer was 100 yards down the road. How the fuck hard are you supposed to hit a deer to tear its face off?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sat May 28, 2005 4:04 am

Anyway, the river is high with lots of flotsum (sp?) flowing down it and the dead possum made my tire go **whoooopfh** and it was gross.... Gave me the heebie-jeebies...

Dear Monkeypoo,

Try not to see this so much as an unfortunate accident as much as a practice run to hone your skills running down fundamentalists who'd seek to legislate teaching 'intelligent design' in the classroom.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat May 28, 2005 10:38 am

Dreamed I run over a large speed bump. When I got out to look. I had run over that goddamn hillbilly next door. Been having great dreams of late.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:50 pm

Dear Monkeypoo, Try not to see this so much as an unfortunate accident as much as a practice run to hone your skills running down fundamentalists who'd seek to legislate teaching 'intelligent design' in the classroom.

Aye, aye!! Will do, babe. **wink**kiss**monkey smootches**
BTW: Is that Maybelline or L'Oreal? We gotta trade mascara tips someday!! MMMMmMMMmMm...love ya!!!

PS: Today I ran over a bumper sticker that was attached to a Republican.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:35 am

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