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helitack
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Joel drank the other, oh shit, pooooooooooooooof! A whole fucking keg of Doghouse Lager. Here ya go Sput!
Saving the keg of Asshat Ale for those that prefer a lot of self generating drama with their inability to see the light in their own reflection.
Saving the keg of Asshat Ale for those that prefer a lot of self generating drama with their inability to see the light in their own reflection.
Actively helping President Trump build the wall
Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...
Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...
- joel the ornery
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- cowboyangel
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last night...5 day fireworks in Marin, Home to Barbara Boxer, the only Democrat with balls.sputnik wrote:Thanks man. Are those fireworks tonight or tomorrow?
Jäger and ginger again.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981
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Elemental666
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- joel the ornery
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- mullethunter
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i'd love a drink, but it's gotta be on the sly, as i'm at work right now. just a little nip of something in the old coffee cup. it'll make my classes go smoother, and the kiddies won't notice, they already thing i'm a weird foreigner anyway.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
- mullethunter
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- mullethunter
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oh yeah, need a little pick me up before my lesson on "let's go swimming" maybe it's time to teach the kiddies about a little thing called "skinnydipping" bad teacher! bad teacher! i should be spanked for all my thoughts of warping little korean minds!
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
- mullethunter
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yes, please
there's nothing better than a good spanking i always say, and no limp wristed spanking thank you very much. put some feeling into it, for christ's sake people!
there's nothing better than a good spanking i always say, and no limp wristed spanking thank you very much. put some feeling into it, for christ's sake people!
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
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Elemental666
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Elemental666
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- mullethunter
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i'll have a shot to go please. it's almost lunch time here, gotta hit the cafeteria for my daily rice and lawn clippings. ciao
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
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