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Post by helitack » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:53 pm

Joel drank the other, oh shit, pooooooooooooooof! A whole fucking keg of Doghouse Lager. Here ya go Sput!

Saving the keg of Asshat Ale for those that prefer a lot of self generating drama with their inability to see the light in their own reflection.
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Post by sputnik » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:57 pm

Thanks man. Are those fireworks tonight or tomorrow?
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Post by helitack » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:06 pm

Tomorrow. Now drink up.
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Post by sputnik » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:13 pm

OK. I'm drinking.
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Post by helitack » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:35 pm

Nothing like a cold beer, eh Sput?
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Post by sputnik » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:38 pm

I think a hot woman beats a cold beer any day.
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Post by helitack » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:42 pm

You are correct sir!
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Post by joel the ornery » Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:13 pm

yet again, which is easier to obtain.

<enjoying a nice hazy gin kinda evening>

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Post by helitack » Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:19 pm

That all depends.
Bombay Sapphire Joel?
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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:41 pm

sputnik wrote:Thanks man. Are those fireworks tonight or tomorrow?
last night...5 day fireworks in Marin, Home to Barbara Boxer, the only Democrat with balls.

Jäger and ginger again.
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Post by Elemental666 » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:47 pm

*enters the bar carry a box of fireworks*

those bastards made me work today, so I brought my fireworks with me...

I got 12 minutes till i can set them off, my cube-mates look worried...

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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:50 am

WFT is a cube-mate?

Who wants a freekin drink?
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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:03 am

cube mate = cubicle mate. someone who shares a cubicle.

not quite ready for a beverage.

been up since 5am.

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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:06 am

OK, so with that logic, I have 9 station mates since we all share a Ranger station?
I am driving to Beatty NV for some real beer. Back at 1115hrs. heli
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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:32 am

OK. I am 16 minutes late. Two cases of PBR. Lets drink.
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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:42 pm

OK. It's 121 degrees here. Let freeekin drink to the heat. Aint no rain, no clouds, no self imposed drama, alcohol for alcohol's sake. All rounds on Heli.
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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:56 pm

Here's to 34,126 posts in this thread.
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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:39 pm

Man this place is dead.

Honey lager for me tonight.
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Post by mullethunter » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:17 pm

i'd love a drink, but it's gotta be on the sly, as i'm at work right now. just a little nip of something in the old coffee cup. it'll make my classes go smoother, and the kiddies won't notice, they already thing i'm a weird foreigner anyway.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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Post by mullethunter » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:19 pm

did i mention it's only just after 10 in the morning here?
:wink:
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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:25 pm

Yeah, it's getting on 9:30pm where I am, so night for me is day for you. Have a shot of whiskey in that coffee.
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Post by mullethunter » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:28 pm

oh yeah, need a little pick me up before my lesson on "let's go swimming" maybe it's time to teach the kiddies about a little thing called "skinnydipping" bad teacher! bad teacher! i should be spanked for all my thoughts of warping little korean minds!
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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:36 pm

Shall I put that on the agenda for when we meet at Apokoliptika?
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Post by mullethunter » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:22 pm

yes, please :wink:
there's nothing better than a good spanking i always say, and no limp wristed spanking thank you very much. put some feeling into it, for christ's sake people!
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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Post by Elemental666 » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:24 pm

grmpf, I freaking hate my job...

anywho, something that'll put hair on my chest eh bar keep?

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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:30 pm

OK, I had to duck under the bar there for a moment and play refrigerator repair dude. Now that that's fixed, let me make a note about spankings and then get elemental a stiff drink.

How about some single malt?
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Post by Elemental666 » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:50 pm

sounds grand!

it'll go wiff my tequila just fine *pulls a fifth o Sauza outa his bag*

anyone want a hit?

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Post by sputnik » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:52 pm

Sure, I'll take a pull on that.
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Post by mullethunter » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:53 pm

i'll have a shot to go please. it's almost lunch time here, gotta hit the cafeteria for my daily rice and lawn clippings. ciao
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:56 pm

Hey...I wouldn`t mind a shot of that, right between shots of some nice smokey Mescal...Ahhhhhh! Thanks!
Hey Elemental666, A few of us okie burners will be getting together soon...you want in on the festivities?...Leme know and I`ll give you details when I get them.....EviLLe

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