Request of the non-married people in relationships who go...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:51 am

DallasPlaya wrote:I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.

Must... resist... urge...

fetching · Post by **fetching** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:19 am

DallasPlaya wrote:While at Burning Man, could you please wear a piece of string or rubber band on your left or right wrist so we single/looking people know that you're in a relationship and not available? This will drastically cut down on the time we waste being nice to you and gifting you, etc. and let us spend more time on the people who are actually available. THANKS!

why don't you just save yourself some time and trouble and come directly to my tent?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:49 am

You can hit on me.

(so can Sensei)

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:38 am

fetching wrote:
DallasPlaya wrote:While at Burning Man, could you please wear a piece of string or rubber band on your left or right wrist so we single/looking people know that you're in a relationship and not available? This will drastically cut down on the time we waste being nice to you and gifting you, etc. and let us spend more time on the people who are actually available. THANKS!

why don't you just save yourself some time and trouble and come directly to my tent?

:P

How efficient! I guess I don't need to be handing out rubber bands on my greeter shift now. Thanks!

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:42 am

robbidobbs wrote:You can hit on me.

(so can Sensei)

You're already on my hit list, potty monkey.

CagedKitty · Post by **CagedKitty** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:19 am

Wow, you sounded like you were 20. I don't generally search for a mate. I'd miss out on so many other things with sucha single minded focus. This would really be funny if you were joking.

houdithecat · Post by **houdithecat** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:24 am

Uh...

what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in?

Uh...Really?

I think you underestimate some of the rare individuals out there. A friend of mine brought a woman along on a camping trip a few months ago. She was born in Iran, educated partly in the U.S. and partly in Europe, was getting a degree in biosciences, had amazing insights about emotional intelligence and practical interpersonal relations from years of therapy trying to cope with difficult family problems, seemed to be conversational in contemporary music, was handy cooking on a propane stove, and was 20 years old. Also, I couldn't take my eyes off her. So if you have 7 days to find a wife, as you said, which is a reasonable proposition I suppose, are you going to turn her down because she's too young?

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:34 am

CagedKitty wrote:Wow, you sounded like you were 20. I don't generally search for a mate. I'd miss out on so many other things with sucha single minded focus. This would really be funny if you were joking.

Not a "single-minded focus". You ever go to a restaurant? How efficient is this:

"I'll have the turkey dinner."

"The turkey is not available."

"Oh then I'll have the ham."

"Oh, sorry, the ham isn't available either."

"Then I guess I'll just have a hamburger."

"Sorry, the hamburger isn't available."

"Hmm...what do you have?"

"I can't tell you, sir. Keep trying and maybe you'll hit on something that is available."

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:41 am

houdithecat wrote:I think you underestimate some of the rare individuals out there. A friend of mine brought a woman along on a camping trip a few months ago. She was born in Iran, educated partly in the U.S. and partly in Europe, was getting a degree in biosciences, had amazing insights about emotional intelligence and practical interpersonal relations from years of therapy trying to cope with difficult family problems, seemed to be conversational in contemporary music, was handy cooking on a propane stove, and was 20 years old. Also, I couldn't take my eyes off her. So if you have 7 days to find a wife, as you said, which is a reasonable proposition I suppose, are you going to turn her down because she's too young?

Yeah, the under-30 girls at the dog park are always saying I shouldn't worry about age so much, too. It's tempting but I want more than just another booty call.

Not 7 days to find a wife. 7 days to collect as many phone numbers and email addresses as possible for the next stage of the wife-hunting process.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:08 am

DallasPlaya wrote:How efficient! I guess I don't need to be handing out rubber bands on my greeter shift now. Thanks!

What shift do you have? I'm definitely going to find you now. I blow thru there constantly on Poop Patrol, and worked there last year pre-event. Sweethang's one of my Favorite Participants. She made a sign on the "break room" board: "If you say nothing else, talk about the porta-potties."

Just look for the red Toy-truck w/ DPW stickers.

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:26 am

robbidobbs wrote:
DallasPlaya wrote:How efficient! I guess I don't need to be handing out rubber bands on my greeter shift now. Thanks!
What shift do you have? I'm definitely going to find you now. I blow thru there constantly on Poop Patrol, and worked there last year pre-event. Sweethang's one of my Favorite Participants. She made a sign on the "break room" board: "If you say nothing else, talk about the porta-potties."

Just look for the red Toy-truck w/ DPW stickers.

Don't know yet. I usually just walk up there and ask them when a good time is and anytime seems to be a good time. We are definitely meeting at the meet & greet, Robbi.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:56 pm

Take a note from Ms robbi. ( some times she just tickles herself.)

Yeah, I know i'm in trouble. I'll be bringig my own pottie

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:58 am

DallasPlaya wrote:
CagedKitty wrote:You lost me at: How old are you?

(Really I had a double post and had to replace it with something)
I'm 37. I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.

Take me you stallion! Take me now!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:55 am

Sensei wrote:
DallasPlaya wrote:I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.
Must... resist... urge...

What - to plonk? Give in, Sensei!

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:22 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
DallasPlaya wrote:
CagedKitty wrote:You lost me at: How old are you?

(Really I had a double post and had to replace it with something)
I'm 37. I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.
Take me you stallion! Take me now!

Driving directions please!!!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:57 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
DallasPlaya wrote:
CagedKitty wrote:You lost me at: How old are you?

(Really I had a double post and had to replace it with something)
I'm 37. I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.
Take me you stallion! Take me now!

Me too! Me too!
I'll be nearby 9:00 medical outpost (possibly w/ Fishy-babe?)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:04 am

I've got rings on both ring fingers. Still, I am worth talking to.

grrrrRRRRRrr burning man.

uber, I have been to vegas many times.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:15 am

robbidobbs wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
DallasPlaya wrote: I'm 37. I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.
Take me you stallion! Take me now!
Me too! Me too!
I'll be nearby 9:00 medical outpost (possibly w/ Fishy-babe?)

Wait, I thought you were at Tokyo. Still that's only across the street, neighbor! Wheeeeeeeee!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:53 pm

A FREE* GIFT to the first one to tell me who said:

"Love is like an ice cube. The harder you squeeze, the faster it slips out your fingers."

*Please include shipping and handling, contingency fee, insurance and the RDGL charge.

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:33 pm

stuart wrote:I've got rings on both ring fingers. Still, I am worth talking to.

Oh I know. I love meeting people no matter whether they're available or not.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:46 pm

Archi McFee may have the exact rubber band you're looking for:

SEVEN DEADLY SIN BRACELETS
It started with yellow bracelets before moving on to every color of the
rainbow and every cause under the sun. That's great for positive,
constructive people, but what about the cynics and smart asses? Where
is
their bracelet? Each 7 Deadly Sin Bracelet celebrates a human weakness.
Whether you enjoy gluttony, greed or plain old lust, just pop on one of
these bracelets and show off your fatal flaw.

here
plus the evil jesus

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:09 pm

DallasPlaya wrote:

I'm 37. I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.

So I thought that I would give an update. The 28 year old and I did not work out in a romantic or other fun stuff sort of way but she is turning into one of my best buds. We meet up at about once a week and email about every other day. Here is a bit from today's back and forth; it started one way and ended up about 'female' things and I wrote:

Which reminds me, I need an new tube of monostat for the firstaid kit.

the response started:

HAHAHA that is Awesome! Remind me to tell you my looking for yeast
infection medication in rural Bulgaria story sometime.

She is very proud of her jellyfish scar picked up in Viet Nam and is spending October in Columbia. When we are out and she is really tarted up I introduce her as my technical and legal advisor; the EE and law degrees you know. I will admit that when we were talking about the evolution of religious thought she was shaky about Zorasterism and had only vaguely heard of Mithira.

Actually we find a lot to talk about.

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:13 pm

Silver 2 wrote:DallasPlaya wrote:
I'm 37. I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.
So I thought that I would give an update. The 28 year old and I did not work out in a romantic or other fun stuff sort of way but she is turning into one of my best buds. We meet up at about once a week and email about every other day. Here is a bit from today's back and forth; it started one way and ended up about 'female' things and I wrote:

Which reminds me, I need an new tube of monostat for the firstaid kit.

the response started:

HAHAHA that is Awesome! Remind me to tell you my looking for yeast
infection medication in rural Bulgaria story sometime.

She is very proud of her jellyfish scar picked up in Viet Nam and is spending October in Columbia. When we are out and she is really tarted up I introduce her as my technical and legal advisor; the EE and law degrees you know. I will admit that when we were talking about the evolution of religious thought she was shaky about Zorasterism and had only vaguely heard of Mithira.

Actually we find a lot to talk about.

So...what I'm reading here is that you're trying to hook me up with your friend? :D

Really, the 30+ age requirement thing is to keep myself in check. I mean, I have met some very cool women who are under 30 and women under 30 do want to date me (I'm hot) but it's like the lifestyle thing -- I want someone who is on the same page as I am in life. And really, I can appreciate people of any age. I was just pulling a few legs earlier.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
robbidobbs wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Take me you stallion! Take me now!
Me too! Me too!
I'll be nearby 9:00 medical outpost (possibly w/ Fishy-babe?)
Wait, I thought you were at Tokyo. Still that's only across the street, neighbor! Wheeeeeeeee!

Whoo-dee-hoo!
I'm not planning on being in any camp, but if someone wants to adopt me, I'm all for it. I'll need a space that will allow drive-in/out access (which shouldn't be difficult considering the inhabitants of said camps). I was planning on camping by the nearest potty-bank by 9:00, on the outside road. I have no plans otherwise

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:22 pm

I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.

Well, that leaves me out. I hereby take back any links/advice I may have given, say, about routes from LA>BRC...

If anyone needs me, I'll be flirting with stuart.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:54 am

I am also 37 and as such must reject you out of hand Ivy.

well, except that your fun to chat with. Aw fuck it.

rules, made to be broken and all that.

HughMungus · Post by **HughMungus** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:57 am

Ivy wrote:
I don't generally date under 30. I mean what could a 30 year-old have to say to me that I'd be interested in? Puleeze.
Well, that leaves me out. I hereby take back any links/advice I may have given, say, about routes from LA>BRC...

If anyone needs me, I'll be flirting with stuart.

I might make an exception if you're otherwise perfect for me. I have a 10-page questionnaire you have to fill out first, though. Bring a pen to the playa.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:15 pm

I think it's time we rallied around Dallas Playa and found him a wife. I'm sure we could do it with style and a plum and have a great time doing it. Recruitment parade every day on playa? Giant game of Blind Mans Bluff? Pitfall trap for critical titz? We've got the brain power and anything we come up with will be more fun than wearing a rubberband for a week.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:20 pm

*referee whistle*

Overuse of the term 'we'. Fifteen yards and loss of down.

*referee whistle*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:25 pm

You really are ruining this event, you know...

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