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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:45 pm

I can't talk to you LeChat!
I am going back in time
Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:08 pm
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Post by blueniteowl » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:45 pm

Heh, I recognize some Nipples old posts in there. I miss that fucker!

Yes, good and crazy times were had by all.

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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:47 pm

Has anyone looked at the page numbers lately? 1400!
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Post by LeChatNoir » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:48 pm

1400!!!!
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather

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Post by Discosybil » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:48 pm

Can I please get a big bowl of kalua and cream. I'm getting tired of dancing and need something to put me to sleep

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:48 pm

Yay! We did it!
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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:49 pm

Happy 1400 everyone yet another milestone,....... boy we must spend a lot of our lives in here

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Post by LeChatNoir » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:49 pm

Doh again!!!

Double post...

Oh... sleep sounds good to me too.

(Takes last sip of beer and toast to nipples)

goodnight discokitty, MB BC, koosie, Z, Blue...
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:51 pm

kalua and cream in a bowl.

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:52 pm

Well , guess the event has come and gone, I need to get to bed good night all.

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Post by blueniteowl » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:52 pm

Happy 1400 again!

Alright folks, it's been fun but I have to get to bed.

Good night!

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Post by Discosybil » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:53 pm

woah, how did that happen

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Post by blueniteowl » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:55 pm

Well, you can really tell who's in the Midwest. We all leave at once.

Nighty night.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:57 pm

nite

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Post by BigCock » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:02 pm

Everything cool up on the delta Moz?
Doin pretty good here.
I got so busy fetching drinks for my buddies I forgot one for myself. Any of that Khalua left?

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:08 pm

I am going back in time

kalua and cream in a 10 in a glass.

***inside the worm hole***
*lurk lurk lurk*

~sets twelve pack of cold LaBatts on bar~

Oh, yeah!!!

Now we’re gettin somewhere!!!

(black cat puts on some down tempo music, dims the lights and lights some candles. Then grabs the magic ditty bag and goes over to the NEB and proceeds to pour out a big heap of "Good Stuff" onto the lump that is Msky)

Spreadin' the Love...

(eyes the hottub...)

A black furry paw reaches out from between the curtains ‘round back of the bar... flailing wildly in the air seeking... feeling the bar top... searching for dark beer)
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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:09 pm

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I'll bring this in so the bar is kept stocked.
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Post by BigCock » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:16 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:... Then grabs the magic ditty bag and goes over to the NEB and proceeds to pour out a big heap of "Good Stuff" onto the lump that is Msky)

Spreadin' the Love...
Ha ha! Great stuff. I gotta learn how to time travel. I only seem to be able to turn one page at a time.

Thanks for the restock K. This stuff if yummy this time of night.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:24 pm

can I get you a drink K?

***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
~enters surrepticiously, loking side to side. drags heavily laden #1 canvas mail sack (locked & lumpy) over to trap door. throws over shoulder, recedes laughing maniacally~

mwaah. mwahhh. mwaaaaah!

~trap door closes, then opens, arm reaches out, grasps a couple Labatts. trap door closes~

~trap door opens, figure clumps way up rickety yet sure steps~

oH crap.
hot glue gun does not bind cheese curds.

~waves to someone looking quisitive, hoping they "work" here &
will bring some whatever over~

Took some doing, but I researched the last 24 hours before the big-"crash" on the bar thread.. and both Guinivere & Blue referenced that they were off to take a shower.... then bzzzzt.. frrrp. blink!

spanky the monkey
pulling wires & short hairs
wet hard driving man

So, that's my theory & I'm sticking to it. Bob mentioned once a few years back that he has a waterproof keyboard, by the way.

~asks for gin & tonic & 15 shots of Barenjager Honey Liqueur to share~

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:28 pm Post subject:

*GASP* IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN IT'S OPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints dead away in the doorway* dammit!! i'm at work and can't come back till late-late-later!!!! ooohhh..... _________________


The bar is back.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject:

admin wrote:
I'll have a "Sex on the Playa" please...
oops, I was logged in as Admin. Darr.


Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:47 am
***inside the worm hole***

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:29 pm

***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
How 'bout I put something nice on the jukebox and we warm up the dance floor? How about "I ain't got nothin but the blues" here, Ella's version?

Hmm, not sure what cheap thrills Tish goes for. My plumbers crack probably isn't it, damn, gotta get a new belt.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:33 pm

No shots for me, I have wheat beer for the moment.
***peeks over at the worm hole***
No, I don't think so. I'm in no mood to go exploring in there.
Remember, someone set off nukes awhile back. Knowing my luck I'd find one and accidentally set it off.
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Post by BigCock » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:35 pm

ha ha ha! so maybe Tish wouldn't go for a plumber's butt, but i know someone who wouldn't panic at the sight of it!

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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:36 pm

6:30 comes early, I gotta get outta here. Goodnight! I'll check in the morning and what else you found in there.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:37 pm

wheat beer for K
***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
A few people lately absent with whom I'd like to share the 2000 page milestone:

Guinivere
Heli
Joel
CBA
Stuart
Tisha
uBeR
Velvet
Lampie
Zule
Sensei

A toast to our scattered friends.

*SPANK*x

Ow! Thanks.

It's the 30,000 posts that gets me. A lot of nonsense to be sure, but also some deep and permanent friendships made. Lives changed, etc
***inside the worm hole***

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:42 pm

nite K

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:46 pm

***inside the worm hole***
****lurk lurk lurk*****
I'll have a Peppermint Annie, if you please. What is a Peppermint Annie??Hiya, World!

Pours three steamy mugs of hot cocoa and adds Peppermint Schnapps. Then...a big ole pile of whipped cream on the top! Sets them in front of Donita and World.
Enjoy!!

It's a dragon breathing fire

No blems...

(he slips the cap off the rum, and pours a cap full into his iced tea)
Have you gone to the desert domes site yet?

(still looking out the window, the stranger is only a siloutte still, back lit by the elwire in the background)
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Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:18 pm
***inside the worm hole***

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Post by BigCock » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:16 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:... A toast to our scattered friends.

*SPANK*x

Ow! Thanks.

It's the 30,000 posts that gets me. A lot of nonsense to be sure, but also some deep and permanent friendships made. Lives changed, etc
***inside the worm hole***
Woops! Missed that toast. Here, I'll make it up. To our scattered friends. We may not know where they are but we know where they've been. And gee were they great.

*chink!*

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:39 am

***inside the worm hole***
The door swings open and in walks the rebbi, he walks up to the bar and starts fishing around in the magic bag tied to his waist, trying to find someting worthy of a drink..... <scrounge> ahhhhhhhhh, how about this he thinks to himself as he pulls a rolled up 2'x3' 2000 Gigsville baseball card set Poster, still uncut and in perfect condition, it's the one with Trey is dress in a black leather mini, a clown face and a gun I picked it up from Tim Walker over at the "Ministers of Unknown Science" Set. A pilot being shot for Spike TV on which you're ol pally is the AD....

"Hey Zu and Geekster"... he waves

want to be part of a "Weird and cosmically peculiar" happening.. but im not sure if my heads tilted enough

· mwah! *

shot o jameson for me coffee, please?

here here...

i'll take a Jameson, hold the coffee

Well, can I come over to your dark corner and cuddle for awhile? I'll bring beer if you like...

LamplighterDuke cept it wasnt a cave...and there was only one of him...not 4....*sigh*...and when the 4wota took me away i was dressed like Alice...lastnight i had on a fairy goddessmother outfit (swear to god)

It is supposed to filter the kenols (ketones?) ot of the booze... seems to be working... i'lll let you know in the mornign.... and, as you can tell.............. i am fucked up............. soooooooooooooooo..... I may be an ojective obserbveser....... or I'm Sweedish.............

I am totally fucked up................

later, ya'allllll...............

Everybody's leaving? Is it my deodorant? Do I smell like a gorilla or something? I'm......so......hurt...... Actually, I just came in to say hi and bye. Gotta get home and create something.

WTF??!! could someone point me in the direction of the roots of this 'rumour'?? please.

*grumbling as she pours another shot of jameson's into her mug of coffee...or rather her coffee-flavored mug of jameson's*
too big to navigate...it's a fucken bar... you generally don't know what was discussed last fucken week in a bar... of COURSE we pretend to drink...who the hell can manage this level of consumption in real life? it's just that we all really wish we could and this is the only way to do it without like, DYING of alcohol poisoning or some shit...grrf!
*sluuurp*


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damn it looks like she escaped this time, but it won't happen again *grabs a bottle of gin and sprints out the door* see y a h !
Can I mix all these drinks?

Man i'm gonna be #$@#$% up tonite.


Hey I'm feelin pretty good tonite.

hey...either of you guys know about AA? is it 'bad' if i put 'whiskey' in my coffee at a meeting?

Corpus Christi, you can't even smoke inside in a virtual bar???? I'm moving to Ecuador.

man, wasted time on a keyword search.

for the waffles, I was trying to find this great parody of a liquor bottle titled "Uncle Julius's Fine Maple Syrup Liquor" from the comic book "cerebus".

No luck...

Another moment of comedy lost...

*fishy sits down with markers. Shortly she has produced a sign that reads:
All Bar Patrons Must Swear to Protect the Waffles BEFORE Recieving a Drink!!! This Means You!
She hangs it on the wall behind the bar*
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Come on man... work with me, here...

You know... I try your method of getting a beer, it doesn’t’ work, you say “nice”, I seize the opportunity for some sympathy from the all the ladies...

those kids get tons of play. Chances are you were videotaped by a hidden security cam as well.


One butt cheek

OK, OK, OK. I can't keep it in any longer. It's a SCROTUM. Ultrasound Scrotum. LOL HAHAHAHHA...

Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:43 pm

I wish I had a "G" spot....

Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot...

... sorry.... nevermind..

Oh, bless you...

(weakly hops up and turns around three times before lying down)

You know... petting a cat soothes both the cat and the person doing the petting. So it’s therapy both ways, you see.

(The cat falls into a deeeeeep slumber, purring with rhythmic bliss... his feet twitch... mutters something about "oomph". In reality camp, its time to scratch up some grub)

oh and sam - i was thinking about breaking some dishes.... does that suit you better?
As long as it's not over my head, sure...

... don't try paper plates, though.... not quite the same...

was half way down the block on the anti-gravity board when I heard you... Don't you ever sleep?

SPARKLE!!!!

It's so good to SEE you!!!!

you're BEAUTIFUL!!!

oi, I need a nap

HOTD

curls up against BHA... mind if I join you?

Anyone notice this:

Most users ever online was 127 on Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:08 pm

We finally beat out the old record which was back in 2003

Gawd those EYES Guin!

Did you conduct some kind of poll and not tell me?

Oh, and I said she was 'special' not 'endearing'; though now that you mention it...

Sometimes conformity just fits to snugly. Looks good on you though!

I'll have whatever's cheap and easy!

(Insert joke here)

passes gas, ass lips wink.
grabs nipples.
sighs.

Has anyone seen my clostromy bag?
Looks like a camelback.

Just asking.

*stumbles in to the bar, with a blanket wrapped around her.... grabs a bit of coffee... snuggles up into NEB*

Orions belt is doing a three-light twinkle show tonight.
West/south western sky. He is kilted/tilted?! (on left foot to left).

Duno why I mentioned that, some of you have overcast or bright lights from that RAVE CAMP out your tent window tonight.

*dipping pinkie into water, then letting two drops drip into the Jameson's to release the essence*

Hey, Blue... how do you feel about whipped cream spread all over your body... ?

an eclectic bar at that...

quit questioning for a sec and have a drink

oh, of course I do.

sorry to hear about that popcorn.

what're we drinking?

think that dialect comes from having the lips and face so cold it can barely move. Say "about" without moving your jaws. You dont want your cheeks to shatter in -50F temps.

(sorry, meant to type this before)

lays head on arm laughing and banging fist on bar

ha!

I had to sit here wondering who the hell "Lylo" was for a moment.

duh moment for me.

maybe i should drink more.

*shifts slightly under NEB to pull GE closer*

Hi guys. What's up?

it's me!

i've been all super busy and don't ever get on anymore, but i wanted to pop in and say...

hi!

Why are yous guys whispering?

oh nevermind.

POOF!

Blue strides in through fireplace, walks directly over to sam, kisses him on the forehead, then goes and gets herself a drink

He comes off as being intellectual?

Hold on a second...

<thumbs through dictionary>

they must have added a new definition that I was previously unaware of...

Frreeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have the other ten people just left their browsers open or something?

delivery man walks through front door, and sets down a package about 2X3 feet. Then knocks on the package twice, sets a receipt down on the table and leaves. The package flaps open to reveal Blue stepping up and out. She picks up receipt, looks at it then hops off table and walks towards fridge.

Not sure I can remember exactly what it was. Sweet, like fruit punch, a shot I chugged with a couple of girls at the bar last night ... Potent little fucker.

grabs bottle of Grey Goose and two shot glasses, pours and sets one infront of tony

(Black cat walks in and thought he heard heli ask him what he wanted to drink, but looked around to find that he was actually in the hot tub, along with many others, and had been talking in his sleep. He looks in over the edge and makes sure that they all have their heads above water)

Man alive... that heli sure can snore like hell.

(heads across the room and begins rummaging around behind bar looking for a beer)

I thought giggles had one stashed for me here somewhere...

(Bottles clink, only a tail is seen sticking over the bar top, weaving back and forth.)

Aha!! One dark brew...

( he hops up on the bar and proceeds to sip his beer and ponder about everything and nothing at all. About what life might be like if the felines had stayed in power... had not been overthrown so long ago in the great Homosapien uprising in Giza, and about how quiet the bar can get at times... how empty it can be... and yet how it's never really lonely.)

Hmmm.... all in all, the digs ain’t bad. Could have been worse... they could have shaved me while I slept.

(drifts off into deep thoughts with the only noise being the soft the rain-like sound of foam fizzing in the hot tub and the percussive rhapsody of heli sawing logs.)

I just realised that things could be much worse in life no matter how bad things are. For example, you might live near here ...

] Wow... it really echoes in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

in here

Okay, giggles: here's three tequilas....

and three for Sput...

blue?? You in!?

DO IT!

(Steals a feather and proceeds to chase it round and round giggles legs, up and over Rian, cuts a flip in the air and lands on Guinivere, startling both of them, then continues on to the back side of the bar where the sound of “almost-but-not-quite-knocked-over-bottles" can be heard in random bursts)

mmmm.....passion
Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion s'okay,, have some apricot oil... will that do?? ooo, also have some fanfuckingtastic edible stuff that our lovely TISH gave me...




my turn...whaddaya got?


{swimming lazy circles on her back in the hot tub}

is that stuff working for ya? *wink*

damn...my shoulders are stiff...

{lazy circle-swimming having expended hte last of her energy, giggles' lids droop and nod as she slides down in the water lower.....and lower....}

mozy stops on Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:41 pm

good night everybody! bedtime kisses all around


Will we ever get to 1/16/2005 stay tuned

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Post by Kinetic IV » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:05 am

Caffeine?
Damn, there's no coffee! Gotta fix that.
***Puts on a pot of coffee for everyone***

This is gonna be a crazy day with a lot to do.
*** Looks in the worm hole....damn I need to go in there later and check it out. Mozy shouldn't have all the fun around here***

Now why am I up so dang early again?
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:31 am

I`ve got to be on 1400!
Happy 1400!

and happy FRIDAY!!!

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