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by Mozy bonz » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:39 am
***inside the worm hole***
The door swings open and in walks the rebbi, he walks up to the bar and starts fishing around in the magic bag tied to his waist, trying to find someting worthy of a drink..... <scrounge> ahhhhhhhhh, how about this he thinks to himself as he pulls a rolled up 2'x3' 2000 Gigsville baseball card set Poster, still uncut and in perfect condition, it's the one with Trey is dress in a black leather mini, a clown face and a gun I picked it up from Tim Walker over at the "Ministers of Unknown Science" Set. A pilot being shot for Spike TV on which you're ol pally is the AD....
"Hey Zu and Geekster"... he waves
want to be part of a "Weird and cosmically peculiar" happening.. but im not sure if my heads tilted enough
· mwah! *
shot o jameson for me coffee, please?
here here...
i'll take a Jameson, hold the coffee
Well, can I come over to your dark corner and cuddle for awhile? I'll bring beer if you like...
LamplighterDuke cept it wasnt a cave...and there was only one of him...not 4....*sigh*...and when the 4wota took me away i was dressed like Alice...lastnight i had on a fairy goddessmother outfit (swear to god)
It is supposed to filter the kenols (ketones?) ot of the booze... seems to be working... i'lll let you know in the mornign.... and, as you can tell.............. i am fucked up............. soooooooooooooooo..... I may be an ojective obserbveser....... or I'm Sweedish.............
I am totally fucked up................
later, ya'allllll...............
Everybody's leaving? Is it my deodorant? Do I smell like a gorilla or something? I'm......so......hurt...... Actually, I just came in to say hi and bye. Gotta get home and create something.
WTF??!! could someone point me in the direction of the roots of this 'rumour'?? please.
*grumbling as she pours another shot of jameson's into her mug of coffee...or rather her coffee-flavored mug of jameson's*
too big to navigate...it's a fucken bar... you generally don't know what was discussed last fucken week in a bar... of COURSE we pretend to drink...who the hell can manage this level of consumption in real life? it's just that we all really wish we could and this is the only way to do it without like, DYING of alcohol poisoning or some shit...grrf!
*sluuurp*
Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:49 pm Post subject:
damn it looks like she escaped this time, but it won't happen again *grabs a bottle of gin and sprints out the door* see y a h !
Can I mix all these drinks?
Man i'm gonna be #$@#$% up tonite.
Hey I'm feelin pretty good tonite.
hey...either of you guys know about AA? is it 'bad' if i put 'whiskey' in my coffee at a meeting?
Corpus Christi, you can't even smoke inside in a virtual bar???? I'm moving to Ecuador.
man, wasted time on a keyword search.
for the waffles, I was trying to find this great parody of a liquor bottle titled "Uncle Julius's Fine Maple Syrup Liquor" from the comic book "cerebus".
No luck...
Another moment of comedy lost...
*fishy sits down with markers. Shortly she has produced a sign that reads:
All Bar Patrons Must Swear to Protect the Waffles BEFORE Recieving a Drink!!! This Means You!
She hangs it on the wall behind the bar*
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Come on man... work with me, here...
You know... I try your method of getting a beer, it doesn’t’ work, you say “nice”, I seize the opportunity for some sympathy from the all the ladies...
those kids get tons of play. Chances are you were videotaped by a hidden security cam as well.
One butt cheek
OK, OK, OK. I can't keep it in any longer. It's a SCROTUM. Ultrasound Scrotum. LOL HAHAHAHHA...
Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:43 pm
I wish I had a "G" spot....
Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot...
... sorry.... nevermind..
Oh, bless you...
(weakly hops up and turns around three times before lying down)
You know... petting a cat soothes both the cat and the person doing the petting. So it’s therapy both ways, you see.
(The cat falls into a deeeeeep slumber, purring with rhythmic bliss... his feet twitch... mutters something about "oomph". In reality camp, its time to scratch up some grub)
oh and sam - i was thinking about breaking some dishes.... does that suit you better?
As long as it's not over my head, sure...
... don't try paper plates, though.... not quite the same...
was half way down the block on the anti-gravity board when I heard you... Don't you ever sleep?
SPARKLE!!!!
It's so good to SEE you!!!!
you're BEAUTIFUL!!!
oi, I need a nap
HOTD
curls up against BHA... mind if I join you?
Anyone notice this:
Most users ever online was 127 on Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:08 pm
We finally beat out the old record which was back in 2003
Gawd those EYES Guin!
Did you conduct some kind of poll and not tell me?
Oh, and I said she was 'special' not 'endearing'; though now that you mention it...
Sometimes conformity just fits to snugly. Looks good on you though!
I'll have whatever's cheap and easy!
(Insert joke here)
passes gas, ass lips wink.
grabs nipples.
sighs.
Has anyone seen my clostromy bag?
Looks like a camelback.
Just asking.
*stumbles in to the bar, with a blanket wrapped around her.... grabs a bit of coffee... snuggles up into NEB*
Orions belt is doing a three-light twinkle show tonight.
West/south western sky. He is kilted/tilted?! (on left foot to left).
Duno why I mentioned that, some of you have overcast or bright lights from that RAVE CAMP out your tent window tonight.
*dipping pinkie into water, then letting two drops drip into the Jameson's to release the essence*
Hey, Blue... how do you feel about whipped cream spread all over your body... ?
an eclectic bar at that...
quit questioning for a sec and have a drink
oh, of course I do.
sorry to hear about that popcorn.
what're we drinking?
think that dialect comes from having the lips and face so cold it can barely move. Say "about" without moving your jaws. You dont want your cheeks to shatter in -50F temps.
(sorry, meant to type this before)
lays head on arm laughing and banging fist on bar
ha!
I had to sit here wondering who the hell "Lylo" was for a moment.
duh moment for me.
maybe i should drink more.
*shifts slightly under NEB to pull GE closer*
Hi guys. What's up?
it's me!
i've been all super busy and don't ever get on anymore, but i wanted to pop in and say...
hi!
Why are yous guys whispering?
oh nevermind.
POOF!
Blue strides in through fireplace, walks directly over to sam, kisses him on the forehead, then goes and gets herself a drink
He comes off as being intellectual?
Hold on a second...
<thumbs through dictionary>
they must have added a new definition that I was previously unaware of...
Frreeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have the other ten people just left their browsers open or something?
delivery man walks through front door, and sets down a package about 2X3 feet. Then knocks on the package twice, sets a receipt down on the table and leaves. The package flaps open to reveal Blue stepping up and out. She picks up receipt, looks at it then hops off table and walks towards fridge.
Not sure I can remember exactly what it was. Sweet, like fruit punch, a shot I chugged with a couple of girls at the bar last night ... Potent little fucker.
grabs bottle of Grey Goose and two shot glasses, pours and sets one infront of tony
(Black cat walks in and thought he heard heli ask him what he wanted to drink, but looked around to find that he was actually in the hot tub, along with many others, and had been talking in his sleep. He looks in over the edge and makes sure that they all have their heads above water)
Man alive... that heli sure can snore like hell.
(heads across the room and begins rummaging around behind bar looking for a beer)
I thought giggles had one stashed for me here somewhere...
(Bottles clink, only a tail is seen sticking over the bar top, weaving back and forth.)
Aha!! One dark brew...
( he hops up on the bar and proceeds to sip his beer and ponder about everything and nothing at all. About what life might be like if the felines had stayed in power... had not been overthrown so long ago in the great Homosapien uprising in Giza, and about how quiet the bar can get at times... how empty it can be... and yet how it's never really lonely.)
Hmmm.... all in all, the digs ain’t bad. Could have been worse... they could have shaved me while I slept.
(drifts off into deep thoughts with the only noise being the soft the rain-like sound of foam fizzing in the hot tub and the percussive rhapsody of heli sawing logs.)
I just realised that things could be much worse in life no matter how bad things are. For example, you might live near here ...
] Wow... it really echoes in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
in here
Okay, giggles: here's three tequilas....
and three for Sput...
blue?? You in!?
DO IT!
(Steals a feather and proceeds to chase it round and round giggles legs, up and over Rian, cuts a flip in the air and lands on Guinivere, startling both of them, then continues on to the back side of the bar where the sound of “almost-but-not-quite-knocked-over-bottles" can be heard in random bursts)
mmmm.....passion
Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion s'okay,, have some apricot oil... will that do?? ooo, also have some fanfuckingtastic edible stuff that our lovely TISH gave me...
my turn...whaddaya got?
{swimming lazy circles on her back in the hot tub}
is that stuff working for ya? *wink*
damn...my shoulders are stiff...
{lazy circle-swimming having expended hte last of her energy, giggles' lids droop and nod as she slides down in the water lower.....and lower....}
mozy stops on Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:41 pm
good night everybody! bedtime kisses all around
Will we ever get to 1/16/2005 stay tuned