Camp Herring

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:06 pm

Here are some technical details about the Camp Herring Fjord Installation Project.

The pipeline from Pyramid Lake leading to BRC.
(now blocked, soon to be opened)

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:05 pm

I can just see the cheesy tourism possibilities....THE FJORD SKI TEAM

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:04 pm

Note to KA: There will be water games. Bring the inflatables.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:10 pm

^^Izzat the cave in Death Valley? Very cool, scuba-diving in the desert.

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:40 am

EL Wire wrote:Barb Wire!
According to my calculations this is where the water is going to run through.
How is it going with your calculations Barb Wire, do they give the same result as mine?

My calculations have taken quite some time, EL Wire. I think you must have forgotten to consider the moon and rotation of the earth in your calculations. On August 29th the moon raises at 01:06pm and sets at 10:34pm on the Playa. According to plan we will open up for the water from Pyramid Lake at 06:05am that day. The moon will pull the water more to the left of Center Camp, but still not hit it. A part of The Esplanade will get a great "ocean view"!

Our secret agent have been down in the subterranean caves for an inspection. Everything looks promising for our Fjord Installation. All we'll have to do is pull the plug, and the water will find its way on its own.

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:12 am

It's FILM TIME!

First here I am doing some juggling with some killer moves.
http://elwire.googlepages.com/juggling2.wmv

And here is the reaction of Fire Wire first time I told him about Kamp Apokiliptika.
http://elwire.googlepages.com/firewire.wmv

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:20 am

The film critics are going to have a field day with those....

time to bring back fish whipping!!!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:40 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:The film critics are going to have a field day with those....

time to bring back fish whipping!!!

Glad you liked it Kernul!
I suppose Hollywood will call me any minute now.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:57 am

You may want to wait a "few" minutes......

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:42 pm

EL Wire wrote:It's FILM TIME!

First here I am doing some juggling with some killer moves.
http://elwire.googlepages.com/juggling2.wmv

And here is the reaction of Fire Wire first time I told him about Kamp Apokiliptika.
http://elwire.googlepages.com/firewire.wmv

Just one comment...

http://www.genproj.com/wav/worstvideo2.wav

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:51 pm

EL Wire wrote:It's FILM TIME!

First here I am doing some juggling with some killer moves.
http://elwire.googlepages.com/juggling2.wmv

And here is the reaction of Fire Wire first time I told him about Kamp Apokiliptika.
http://elwire.googlepages.com/firewire.wmv

Fucking rolling on the fucking floor does Homeland Security know about these guy's? is this normal Herring people in their native environment??

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:43 am

Remember to bring your skates and warm clothes to the Burning Man event this year!

I can't keep the secret any longer. I guess you all know by now that on
August 29th the Camp Herring Fjord Installation will take place. Two days
later, on Thursday August 31st, we'll freeze the whole place. Experiments
from our CH Laboratory last summer was a great success! We brought
our equipment to a small lake deep into the woods where there rarely
came any people. Fortunately, no one noticed our experiment. It was in
the middle of July when the summer was at its warmest, about 85°F in the
air. The water in the lake was about 70°F. We installed our gear into the
water, and within 15 minutes, the lake was frozen solid! Analyzes showed
that the temperature in the ice was 28°F! Here’s a picture of that lake:

What really amazed us was that we noticed a group of small herrings in
the ice. They have special chemicals in their blood to stop them from
freezing in the cold water.

We’ve extracted those chemicals and put it into capsule tablets. Eating
one of those will keep you from freezing for 24 hours! You’ll feel nice and
warm for as long as the tablet works. They are, of course, only available
to members of Camp Herring. That’s why I suggest everybody else
should bring their warm clothes.

We're going to have great fun with the freezing members of Kamp
Apokiliptika! Freezing temperatures are certainly no problems for the
members of Camp Herring.

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:19 am

EL Wire wrote:It's FILM TIME!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:59 am

After all the bad film critics with my first film that obviously ended up with an Oscar,
Here is the latest release from EL Wire!
http://elwire.googlepages.com/ferdig3.wmv

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:42 am

Now you're talking!!!

That's the greatest bit of film making I've seen in 13 minutes!!!!

Bravo!

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:59 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Now you're talking!!!

That's the greatest bit of film making I've seen in 13 YEARS!!!!

Bravo!

Wow thanks!
I'm getting ready to move the KA/CH conflict into a full multimedia war.
So dust offf your camcorder!

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:02 am

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:43 pm

That's a great picture messing with The Kernul Barb Wire!
But remember that Killbuck will probably ripp your head off and abuse it faster than you can blink.

Do you recall THIS picture that you just posted??

EL Wire · Post by **EL Wire** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:49 pm

Ooooh.., by the way!
I just found some pictures of some art I made in 1999.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:10 pm

VERY nice!!!!

I particularly like the one with the tomatoes.

Alot of tech influences.....

...does this mean...

...you hate your father?

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:17 pm

but you didn't say....

and I'm dying to know

Which one o them tomatos won the blue ribbon?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:23 pm

It HAD to be the one in the TV

BoxaRox · Post by **BoxaRox** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:24 pm

but you didn't say....

and I'm dying to know

Which one o them tomatos won the blue ribbon?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:56 pm

OK OK!!!!

AHHHHH!!!!!!!

Sorry, just got amazing news!!!!! Just had two works accepted at THE premier arts event in San Francisco.... this weekend!!!

I'm so wonderfully doomed!!!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:15 pm

Kernul, for the landlocked people stuck outside the arts mecca of SF, would you consider posting pictures of the art pieces that were accepted? I admit I'm curious what it looks like. And it never hurts to ask!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:35 pm

AH! K4, thanks for asking. You can see the two on my website:

http://www.kostoomarts.com

One is called "The Future" and is the front piece on the site. You MAY be able to guess the inspiration. The other is called "Noise Machine" and is found in the recent works link on the site- through the Art of Killbuck image... though it's only a detail shot.

Wow, this is a bit of a shock... did not expect they'd be accepted!!!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:42 pm

Wow, this is a bit of a shock... did not expect they'd be accepted!!!!!

Being brutally honest it's very obvious why they were accepted. That is damn good work.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:55 pm

Thanks

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:20 pm

Hope&Fear. Wow. Congratulations Kernul! Must feel great... (and you deserve it)

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:44 pm

Have to agree with that, Kernul! Simply very good work!