Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

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Postby Killbuck » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:34 am

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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:22 am

God speed, Komrades.
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:45 pm

Finally, some good news...

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...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...
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Postby Zulegoona » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:45 pm

Talk about DOOM now that’s enough to make even my skin crawl

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Postby EspressoDude » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:52 pm

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Postby BoxaRox » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:55 pm

Interesting. I guess i read publications with a more liberal slant.

Last I heard, Osama Bin Laden had offered to surrender if Bush and the cabinet were *removed* from office, and that congress was in special session considering the offer.

I've always prefered hope over fear, I guess.

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Postby Fire Wire » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:45 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:Finally, some good news...

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No hope, no fear and no future
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:02 am

Not to get "off thread" but I just want to remind these Norwegians that if it wasn't for us world-savvy Americans they'd be speaking Japanese right now with Attila the Hun sitting in their capital of Copenhagen deciding which part of Norway is closer to Pakistan.

It must be the tropical heat that fries their Norwegian brains and makes them forget what we did for them in '62!

Bully!!!
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:56 am

Are fishy bastards saying that if you could possbily postpone the Apocilipse that you "hope" for four more years? We don't care if you want Homer J. Simpson in office. You're so fucking doomed anyway.
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:42 am

....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

It's kind of interesting that everyone knows who our president is but no one has a freakin' clue who the president or premier or whatever they call him or her of Norway is....though you can be sure his first name is Oläf or something else with difficult letters to print in it.

I think we need to start dabbling in Norwegian politics. Maybe assassinate someone....
...it's the KASTAPO...like the Gestapo...only eviler...with more naked body parts...

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Postby joel the ornery » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:48 am

let them eat fish

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Postby Major Roosevelt » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:00 am

Poisoned fish...I know just how to lure them in....

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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:11 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?


Yes, but let's remember Major, that the Norwegian First Lady finds you "stimulating" - WE may not know who THEY are, but THEY most assuredly know who WE are.
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Postby Fire Wire » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:21 am

Major Roosevelt wrote:....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

It's kind of interesting that everyone knows who our president is but no one has a freakin' clue who the president or premier or whatever they call him or her of Norway is....though you can be sure his first name is Oläf or something else with difficult letters to print in it.

I think we need to start dabbling in Norwegian politics. Maybe assassinate someone....


Ha.... it look's like you do, bully!! It's not the Norwegians who had to stay out with that Goof!! We had our own Goof!! By the way Admineral aDolf is a better leader..... and it was that Kernul Killbuck think too!!
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Postby Fire Wire » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:26 am

joel the ornery wrote:let them eat fish


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Postby dragonfly Jafe » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:48 pm

...so when is the announcement going to be made that Apokiliptika is just a propaganda hoax, that in fact there IS NO Camp Apokiliptika?
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Postby Major Roosevelt » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:27 pm

We tried that last year but doom kame just the same.
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Postby Killbuck » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:58 pm

True, we did do that last year, and it was amazing how many took the hook!!!!! No, we are real. MU-AH HAHA!!!!!!

Ok, ENOUGH of the topical political hoo ha! Get enough of that in the so called "real" world.

Back to diabolical preparations, gnasty graphic Golash... et al.

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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:27 pm

Kernul, who's got "the button" this year? It would be good to know in case one feels like ending the world a little early.
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Postby Zulegoona » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:04 pm

For your convenience anyone with a satellite phone can dial in the appropriate launch sequence and initiate the initial portion of your DOOM from DoomStar,....


It’s our way of getting even with the dish TV people who seem to not to have a do not call list,....

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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:06 pm

Is there a cancel code in case everybody has not yet arrived for the final toast?
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Postby Zulegoona » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:09 pm

There is but we’re not real sure it works cause the Kernul wanted to be the only one to know it, so we couldn’t do tests.


Kind of an opt out of doom button,..

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Postby Killbuck » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:18 pm

Well, SURE! Onipotent Despots gotta have SOME perks ya know!!!!

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Postby helitack » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:21 pm

Well Fuck

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Postby Killbuck » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:34 pm

Wait.. ah... lemme see that list of perks again.....

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Postby helitack » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:39 pm

Not what I meant....I should fucking BE THERE but I'm not.FUCK!!!

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Postby Zulegoona » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:43 pm

HHmmmmmm helitack, HELI, as in Helicopter.... give you any ideas for a short trip?

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Postby helitack » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:45 pm

No it doesn't

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Postby Killbuck » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:48 pm

Yeah, ya should be there dood. We'll miss ya big time- but, think of the great position you are in--- you have a whole year to get things ready-- the rest of us poor stressed out bastards have only days left!!!!!! Fuck!


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