Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006

[Killbuck]

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

God speed, Komrades.

[Major Roosevelt]

Finally, some good news...

[Zulegoona]

Talk about DOOM now that’s enough to make even my skin crawl

[EspressoDude]

where's a fuckin playa dust storm when ya need one?

[BoxaRox]

Interesting. I guess i read publications with a more liberal slant.

Last I heard, Osama Bin Laden had offered to surrender if Bush and the cabinet were *removed* from office, and that congress was in special session considering the offer.

I've always prefered hope over fear, I guess.

[Fire Wire]

Finally, some good news...

No hope, no fear and no future

[Fire Wire]

[Major Roosevelt]

Not to get "off thread" but I just want to remind these Norwegians that if it wasn't for us world-savvy Americans they'd be speaking Japanese right now with Attila the Hun sitting in their capital of Copenhagen deciding which part of Norway is closer to Pakistan.

It must be the tropical heat that fries their Norwegian brains and makes them forget what we did for them in '62!

Bully!!!

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Are fishy bastards saying that if you could possbily postpone the Apocilipse that you "hope" for four more years? We don't care if you want Homer J. Simpson in office. You're so fucking doomed anyway.

[Major Roosevelt]

....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

It's kind of interesting that everyone knows who our president is but no one has a freakin' clue who the president or premier or whatever they call him or her of Norway is....though you can be sure his first name is Oläf or something else with difficult letters to print in it.

I think we need to start dabbling in Norwegian politics. Maybe assassinate someone....

[joel the ornery]

let them eat fish

[Major Roosevelt]

Poisoned fish...I know just how to lure them in....

[dragonfly Jafe]

....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

Yes, but let's remember Major, that the Norwegian First Lady finds you "stimulating" - WE may not know who THEY are, but THEY most assuredly know who WE are.

[Fire Wire]

....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!?

It's kind of interesting that everyone knows who our president is but no one has a freakin' clue who the president or premier or whatever they call him or her of Norway is....though you can be sure his first name is Oläf or something else with difficult letters to print in it.

I think we need to start dabbling in Norwegian politics. Maybe assassinate someone....

Ha.... it look's like you do, bully!! It's not the Norwegians who had to stay out with that Goof!! We had our own Goof!! By the way Admineral aDolf is a better leader..... and it was that Kernul Killbuck think too!!

[Fire Wire]

let them eat fish

Slap the monkey!!

[dragonfly Jafe]

...so when is the announcement going to be made that Apokiliptika is just a propaganda hoax, that in fact there IS NO Camp Apokiliptika?

[Major Roosevelt]

We tried that last year but doom kame just the same.

[Killbuck]

True, we did do that last year, and it was amazing how many took the hook!!!!! No, we are real. MU-AH HAHA!!!!!!

Ok, ENOUGH of the topical political hoo ha! Get enough of that in the so called "real" world.

Back to diabolical preparations, gnasty graphic Golash... et al.

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Kernul, who's got "the button" this year? It would be good to know in case one feels like ending the world a little early.

[Zulegoona]

For your convenience anyone with a satellite phone can dial in the appropriate launch sequence and initiate the initial portion of your DOOM from DoomStar,....


It’s our way of getting even with the dish TV people who seem to not to have a do not call list,....

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Is there a cancel code in case everybody has not yet arrived for the final toast?

[Zulegoona]

There is but we’re not real sure it works cause the Kernul wanted to be the only one to know it, so we couldn’t do tests.


Kind of an opt out of doom button,..

[Killbuck]

Well, SURE! Onipotent Despots gotta have SOME perks ya know!!!!

[helitack]

Well Fuck

[Killbuck]

Wait.. ah... lemme see that list of perks again.....

[helitack]

Not what I meant....I should fucking BE THERE but I'm not.FUCK!!!

[Zulegoona]

HHmmmmmm helitack, HELI, as in Helicopter.... give you any ideas for a short trip?

[helitack]

No it doesn't

[Killbuck]

Yeah, ya should be there dood. We'll miss ya big time- but, think of the great position you are in--- you have a whole year to get things ready-- the rest of us poor stressed out bastards have only days left!!!!!! Fuck!