The Bar... Volume#2

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:06 am

Kinetic IV wrote:
pinemom wrote:K4...did someone meet a special someone????? come on juicy details...come on....tell us?
Yeah, I've met someone special. There's not much to tell...we've known each other for years but things really started taking off before BM this year. Then after I got back it really took off...so much so that she's been back home 2 nights in the past 2 weeks. Otherwise she's stayed with me.

My only complaint is she's a Denver Broncos fanatic and I'm not putting a Broncos sticker on the back of my X-Terra. Other than that....things are just fine.

fine enough for two cats?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:06 am

Bin Noddin wrote:
helitack wrote:...heli's mind drifts to the image of a naughty schoolgirl skirt...
So the discussion is back to food, is it?

...always...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:17 am

Joel, I'll know something by Friday at the latest.....

I could use a serious shot of Tequila about now....or three. And as soon as I get off work today I will be pouring vitamin T.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:34 pm

pinemom wrote:alright inquiring minds wanna know...what the hell ARE "matza balls"

Ive never heard of a "matza" is it a bird or an animal?

You've never heard of matza? It's what jew boy ate when he left Egypt as a slave. You've heard of Moses, right? The 10 plagues? It's the "bread of affliction". The jews didn't have time wait for their bread to rise so they ate this flat, crunchy, constipation inducing, cracker like "bread". We eat it on passover.

these are the matza balls (i'll make you the soup)

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:38 pm

helitack wrote:Never, ever, take a woman for granted, ever...

ATTENTION MEN, ATTENTION MEN.............listen to Heli on this one. he knows what he's talkin' about.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:34 pm

I met a japanese girl in a school girl's outfit.
When I asked her about it, she said it was just something she had to get out of her system.
It worked for her too.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:35 pm

In this day and age if you don't pay attention to them someone else will. They'll be gone. And it's your own damn fault if it happens.

I won't be taking her for granted. And I'm glad to have her and wish I hadn't had the worst case of cold feet imaginable.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:07 pm

Jewel*** wrote:
helitack wrote:Never, ever, take a woman for granted, ever...

ATTENTION MEN, ATTENTION MEN.............listen to Heli on this one. he knows what he's talkin' about.

that street runs both directions.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:24 pm

Yes it does...

...but then again...nothin like a little dancing at the Palms to make one realize that it's nice to be 6' and 200 lbs of solid muscle...

Jew Boy · Post by **Jew Boy** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:05 pm

Get some some matza, lotsa matza
Shake a leg and crack an egg

Do a waltz, then add some schmaltz
Boil the potza, nice and hotza.

Roll them balls until you oughta
drop 'em in the boiling water

Eat it often, eat it lots
Tastes so good you'll wannna plotz.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:40 pm

helitack wrote:Yes it does...

...but then again...nothin like a little dancing at the Palms to make one realize that it's nice to be 6' and 200 lbs of solid muscle...

Wow, big woman Heli.........

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:49 pm

Jewel*** wrote:
helitack wrote:Yes it does...

...but then again...nothin like a little dancing at the Palms to make one realize that it's nice to be 6' and 200 lbs of solid muscle...
Wow, big woman Heli.........

Yea!... did ya see the cleavage shot!.....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:44 pm

Well, when I got home from work, I came to find that I indeed infected TiTwi.....so sorry my honey!
Im down to the last of it..cough, cough, rattle, rattle...
But my strength is coming back...so I gotta take care of him as he so wonderfully took good care of me!
Poor thing...I feel for him...its a nasty cold!

well Ima gonna go fix up some supper! Talk to ya'll laters!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:05 pm

Soooouuup, soooouuup
Soup of the evening
Beautiful, beautiful soup.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:07 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote: Yea!... did ya see the cleavage shot!.....

Yep, I sure did.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:43 pm

Hey KIV! Double congratulations! New hunny and 3000 posts. Woo hoo!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:47 pm

Jew Boy wrote:Tastes so good you'll wannna plotz.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:40 pm

BigCock wrote:Hey KIV! Double congratulations! New hunny and 3000 posts. Woo hoo!

Damn, I didn't notice the 3000 milestone there. Thanks for bringing it up BC. And thanks to the rest of the board for giving me 3000 different things to post about. And to think I made the post in the bar of all places. Damn, I've come a long ways on here. The long, strange, but usually very cool journey continues....

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:41 pm

pinemom wrote:Well, when I got home from work, I came to find that I indeed infected TiTwi.....so sorry my honey!
Im down to the last of it..cough, cough, rattle, rattle...
But my strength is coming back...so I gotta take care of him as he so wonderfully took good care of me!
Poor thing...I feel for him...its a nasty cold!

well Ima gonna go fix up some supper! Talk to ya'll laters!

Well... when you start two-ing it means that you are gonna share everything. For better or worse. Soooooo......

There's nothing left to do but cough, cough, cough ... sniffle, sniffle, sniffle ... soup, soup, soup ... hack, hack, hack ... love, love, love and ...
Smile, smile, smile.

Hope you two get feeling better soon!

BoxB

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:12 am

Lorgasm wrote:Its a shame some places preying on the desparate. If I do get a letter or call from this place that advises me that my potential employer wants a drug screen I'm gonna get the employer's name and go directly to her/him and ask exactly who asked for this then advise the employer that the agency is charging me $200.00 for this and that they are also the lab people. I smell class action law suit.

I do not think a law suit would fly. Scenario:

Employer does not want to spend his own time screening applicants. So an agency is found who, for a small fee, will find suitable applicant that meets requirements given by employer. Employer also requires that applicants hired must pass a drug screen that is to be provided by the agency. The agency contracts with a local medical facility to get drug screens done at a discount rate. Then passes the charge on to the applicant along with a hefty fee for services rendered. (providing a place for you to get a drug screen done without having to set an appointment). Since all employers now require a drug screen for new employees they are garranteed getting the service fee.

Kind of sucks but what can you do?

I'll tell you what you can do! Tell the universe/cosmos that you want this job, be grateful that the right job is already there waiting for you, think positive and smile. Soon the job will come to you.

Sending positive waves your way.

BoxB

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:19 am

Beautiful morning everybody!

May your day bring sunshine to everything you touch...
May everything you do be the most successful you ever did it...
May people smile and wave at you for no reason at all..
May happiness come to rest on your shoulders
...and hopefully this will all be as contagious as the plague!!

..The funny things your think of when your heads full of snot!

Love you beautiful people!
Pinemom

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:32 am

Thanks BB for your kind words. And thanks Pinemom for your morning greeting.

Got an interview tomorrow morning for a big firm. Eek, it on Friday the 13th. Also, its in another city. So I'll be pickin up my "bitch suit" at the cleaners today. See what happens.

BB, been listening to your CD. So sweet. Such a great gift. Thanks again.

Damn lighter fell through the cracks in the front porch so I got to do a Macgyver manuver today and try to get that bugger out.

Now, where's that espresso machine...Ah, there it is.

CLICK

Kisses and hugs to all,
Lorgasm

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:52 am

thanks Lorgasm...I can hear the Espresso machine rumbling in the basement working up a head of steam....

Couldn't get out of bed at usual time, feel like my head all stuffed with cotton. Pinemom .. did you give me your cold??

Looks like a good day to stay home and fight the incoming germs. SSSNNnifffFF.

Hey Lorgasm...If the job is RIGHT and they want YOU, negotiate with them to cover the agency fee after 3 or 6 months on the job, as in pay you back.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:57 am

oh, so sorry E.D. It sgoing around i tell ya...I did do a nose full of Zicam...and seems to be going away...
I mixed holistic with pharmisitcal, echincea,vitimins,Nyquil and Zicam

seemed to work..just so dry up here, I know thats why I got the cough cough,weeze,weeze....

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:09 am

Good thinkin Edude!

This interview I got tomorrw is (fortunately enough) NOT through the agency. Wish I didn't even go to that agency. Just that when I was working at this law firm back in 1993, we used that particular agency for help. Oh well, at least I got to see how well and bad I did on the tests and what I need to "work on". I knew I'd find the silver lining somehow.

Peace!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:43 am

Break a leg LOR!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:46 am

Thanks Pinemom.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:44 am

Lorgasm - try the smallest firms. I've always found that if you can swing it, they seem to have the least inter-office friction and are generally the best workplace environments. The smaller the better. Solo practice if possible. Law firms have the darndest ability to have backbiting, ladder-climbing staff that make a hobby of inter-office politics.

Good Luck - We Love You!!!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:14 am

Mojo,
Thanks and I love you too. I worked for small firms and big firms. I find the big firms cater to the "Big Brother" mentality which kinda makes me feel untrusted sometimes.

I do like the small firms (see guys, size doesn't matter). I've always enjoyed them. I'm gonna see what happens tomorrow. See what they have to offer. If I do get hired with the money I seek, I will do the best I can. Maybe this firm isn't like the other biggies. dunno. What I do know is that you folks have been very supportive of my quest and anguish and it is deeply appreciated. I'm glad I have you to talk to without judgement. I've taken all your advises and tucked them away in my memory bank and heart. I want to see you all again. Gonna make sure that happens. Can't miss Pinemom's wedding.

Right now I'm just trying to tolerate this voyage. Glad I'm not alone. Thanks again.

Love and kiss-bites,
Lorgasm

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:37 pm

Can I have a glass of whiskey to wash down my uh, um,...?