The Bar... Volume#2

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:08 am

Zulegoona wrote:( no one calls me anyway )

NOT TRUE ZULE

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:32 am

pinemom wrote:yes I know...a few people just cant move for whatever their reasons are...they are strong enough to put up with the "no topics exist" theory!

It is more than the no topics exists theory. It is a feeling. It is that thing that you cannot ever quite place your finger on, that touch of the cosmos that gives you wonder and joy in spite of your sorrow. A growing, sometimes touched with sorrow but always filled with love and laughter. A living thing, to be cherished. The Bar is filled and shaped by all the peeps who ever came in and got a drink. I have stood in the ruins of indian cliff dwellers and felt their presence, felt the sorrows and joys that gave these villages life. Yet their decendents have no feeling except sorrow for they have forgotten and lost the past that gave them a future. Yes they had reasons for leaving. Certainly better ones than a "broken hinge." But when they recognized the problem they did nothing to fix it.

That is not the case here. It is just a programming glitch. And if we were to all yell at the people who maintaqin the board and keep pointing our fingers at the problem it would soon get fixed. For it is the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. I have seen this problem appear on at least one other thread.

I do feel a difference. (And I like the history.)

BoxB

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:47 am

Oh me too Box B! You would think that this being er...corretion the THE BAR being the MOST popular thread on this site...that they would fix it!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:27 am

Lorgasm enters the bar with a box containing scarves and nice warm winter hats for all that need them, as well as blankets.

With a note attached that simply reads...
I'm still here and I miss you.

She then leaves the box on the bar, sheds a tear, then walks quietly away.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:19 am

::wipes dust off bar top, unlocks the alcohol closet,runs the glasses through the dishwasher, pulls the cobweb off the el wired lights, flips OPEN sign on!::

anyone for a cocktail....

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:20 am

ME, ME, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AN EXTRA LARGE ONE PLEASE. NO ICE, NO MIXERS. WHATTAYA GOT?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:25 am

hmmm alcohol preference? Gin Tequilla Vodka Spiced Rum Goldschlogger jaeger?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:30 am

hmmm now which one are you Miss Jewel?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:31 am

hmm, haven't had gin since I was like 16 and barfed it all up after drinking 1/2 a bottle. no gin.

missed a flight home from Atlanta a couple years ago after deciding that I could shoot tequila with the big boys. no tequila.

I'm thinking maybe the rum. yeah, set me up.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:41 am

jamesons, neat and a guinness.

now, that is quite a dynamic duo.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:42 am

me too on the GIN thing! me and friends at the river...shooting strainght Tanquaray with river water...oh god I was SOOOO sick!

how bout a capt' n' coke?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:45 am

The glasses are still in the cycle...Joel...here I promise its neat !

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:54 am

ok I gotta get something done around here~! So self serve till i get back, feel free to unload the dishwasher while your at it!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:01 am

joel the ornery wrote:jamesons, neat and a guinness.

now, that is quite a dynamic duo.

that sounds good....

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:03 am

That is not the case here. It is just a programming glitch. And if we were to all yell at the people who maintaqin the board and keep pointing our fingers at the problem it would soon get fixed. For it is the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. I have seen this problem appear on at least one other thread.

Yep, the length of the thread has no bearing on whether the no posts problem appears or not. Sorry I can't be more helpful.

I can however, whip up tasty batches of appetizers! Any requests?

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:09 am

I would love some Buffalo wings please Anti M.

Oh a lovely Bloody Mary would go down a treat

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:11 am

Spicy? wings or the mary? Both?

I do killer teriyaki skewers, and when larry gets home we can do spring rolls. How about pineapple-jalepeno salsa with blue corn chips?

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:13 am

Spicy Wings and Mary Please

I need to spice up my life! Xx

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:14 am

Ooohhh the salsa sounds good too. If you make then I wil eat it!

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:34 am

You have no idea how hard it is to find good salsa which has no tomatoes in it! So I pretty much have to make my own these days.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:48 pm

Oooh.... Now *this* feels like home. Shota Makers, and I'll get the hearth warmed...

(Looking around... grabs the vacuum, cleans the ashes and dust and broken bottles and semi-used condoms and cobwebs out of the firebox... )

Much better. Now for a little wood...

Something to get it going... just a bit...

(Grabs the Red can, innocently marked "Gasoline"... goes to splash a bit to get the logs to catch, when the rusted-out top falls off, drenching the logs...)

Hmmm... Oh well. Anyone got a match??

__________
Now...

THIS

Feels like...

HOME!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:29 pm

Now see This is GUUUUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...now for a nice Mojito...

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:35 pm

I've opened a nice bottle of Smoking Loon Shiraz. Anyone?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:36 pm

~and for my Darlink B'B'Sue A Neat Makers!

Toast:::In Space!::

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:39 pm

~~shit...I forgot the pix...))hesterical lafter here::((! Mojito more power full than once believed!

There ya go dear, were even on me being your test monkey on the REDHOT!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:02 pm

Iâ€™d like a tequila and limeade, please

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:15 am

Zulegoona wrote:Iâ€™d like a tequila and limeade, please

Night shift is here... and here ya go, hun!!!!!

First, some of them lime squeezins...

And then a goodly glug of Cactus Squeezins...

>SMOOCH!!<

bb

BTW - PM - TFTMM!!! bb

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:04 am

>Lifting a bottle in tribute... a lone tear rolling down her cheek... at the passing of a legend, murdered at the hands of an arsonist.<

May your sails always be filled, your journeys unimpeded by breakdown, injury, or duststorms, and your spirit haunt the deep playa for all times...

You will be missed by all that knew ye.

Re-edited a now-unheard of 6 times because this posting flat wouldn't post. Somehow this seems fitting...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:13 am

::Here here::

To La Contessa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May she sail across the minds forever!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:19 pm

May the void left by the passing of such a fantastical creation be filled by a more glorious creation! Cheers !