Where's the mouse, this time?

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:30 am

My cat has caught and released yet another mouse. Any guesses on where its battered carcase will turn up?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:32 am

SED wrote:My cat has caught and released yet another mouse. Any guesses on where its battered carcase will turn up?

I KNOW! I KNOW! PICK ME!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:22 am

I think you need to sit down and have a long talk with that cat...!

Hmm. I think that Jewel*** might know. (I was going to guess your bed, by your feet....)

B.

SED · Post by **SED** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:20 pm

Head found, flattened, under a carpet.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:20 pm

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY..................

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:38 pm

Okay, so where's the rest of it? (Maybe in the suitcase in the other thread...?)

B.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:50 pm

Itâ€™s in a safe place saved for a rainy day, or maybe retirement, where would your cat consider a safe place? does it play with ants? it could be planning on collecting interest on a half a mouse.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:55 pm

In a shoe.

Or some totally inaccessible location.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:23 pm

gyre wrote:In a shoe.

Or some totally inaccessible location.

where a foul odor permeates for weeks soaking into the floors and walls around the decaying mice cemetary where your cat make mice sacrifices to his god, Lion. there you will find other mice in varying states of decay- all without heads.

and then people will think strange things of you because the odor seeps into the streets.

AIIZ

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:29 pm

Reincarnated as a cockroach. In your Wheaties.

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:21 pm

If anyone's seen a medium-sized game bird flying in circles, I can tell it where to find its other wing.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:27 pm

Mice fear my cat...

SED · Post by **SED** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:24 pm

Your cat's a pussy.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:15 pm

13 pounds of Feline Fury, a killer of rodents, spiders, and the occasional lizard, dogs fear him as well...a cat who survived the Bircher Fire of 2000

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:16 am

Oddly positioned, in your underwear drawer. Ah, you're afraid to look. That fear is good, embrace it.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:03 pm

[quote]Reincarnated as a cockroach. In your Wheaties.
[/quote]

add milk to wheaties, roaches will float to top where they can then be removed or left as raison subsitute.....

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:20 pm

Some friends of mine have a cat who seems to think paper products are there to be shredded... and has taught their newest cat that belief. Papers, kleenex, paper towels, etc can't be left in the open, or they will later be found in shreds on the floor! Oddly, this doesn't keep my friends from leaving paper products in the open. (I have been trying to decide between moving in with them or moving in with my parents until I find work again. I like their cats, but really don't need to have my books and papers shredded..., well, not ALL of them!)

B.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:47 pm

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump mice --
Your foot just squashed one

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Toy mice, dancing yarn,
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced
You're an idiot.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:01 pm

My brain: walnut sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:24 pm

I don't let Oide outdoors, so he kills his pink loofa dog. He sniffs noses cordially with the hamster through the bars, and tortures the dog by licking her fur. She's terrified of the licking cat.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:00 am

will the cat reliably shread ss#s?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:52 am

theCryptofishist wrote:will the cat reliably shread ss#s?

Well, it hasn't been attempted yet; however, assuming you have not laminated your car or something, they sould be able to turn it into mulch with no trouble!

B.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:56 am

I got a dead sparrow present yesterday in my upstairs hallway. It was not consumed, just fatally punctured. My query - did they get out to bring it in or did it find it's way in to face kitty buzzsaws?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:09 pm

Well, if you have read H.P. Lovecraft's stories which are set in the Dreamlands, or played the roleplaying game "Call of Cthulhu", which is based upon his works, you would realize that cats have the ability to travel to the Dreamlands at night. While in the Dreamlands they are every bit as intelligent as humans, and have the ability to travel great distances, including to the Dreamlands moon. The Dreamlands being, in essence, a parallel universe based upon (but far from idenitcal to), Earth would almost certainly contain sparrows, or birds very nearly identical to sparrows. It would most likely be that a cat or cats could, by means of magical talents unknown to humans, bring a sparrow from the Dreamlands into your house. The reason they would do so is best answered by another feline, but I would guess that the cat or cats felt it was a suitable present for their human(s).

Either that, or your home has a hole in it somewhere....

B.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:32 pm

I far prefer the Dreamlands explanation.

One of my cats has very long black fur and looks 10 pounds heavier than he is. He has giant vivid yellow eyes that make him always look surprised. So when I ask him about the bird, all I get is that look. (Dead bird, WHAT dead bird? Where? WTF?)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:56 pm

Driving to Florida, wearing adult diapers.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:19 pm

In a wig.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:51 pm

Thanks to my two very favorite e-playa ladies, I will now be creeped out every time I look at the cat....

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:53 pm

LOL!

B.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:56 pm

But the description seems remarkably apt.
Damn it, it does look a lot like a bad fitting wig......
I'm going to be sure he has no access to any duct tape.

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