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Post by BonnietheCajunQueen » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:52 am

Welcome all new folks!! You'll find that 99.8% of the people on eplaya are very very accepting... just speak your mind and be real. Don't be afraid to be different! We like that kind of Montley krewe around here (I love Mardi Gras Spellings!!) Use this site to make awesome playa buddies and comrads, and some use this site for post burn decompression depression. Studies have shown that its similar to post-pardum depression, or post traumatic stress disorder. and ADHD. I've never even been, and I'm experiencing what the Docs call "pre-Burn Delirium and elation." Its trippy, you should try it.
I'm Bm-curious.

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Re: Welcome All New Folks!

Post by robotland » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:46 am

BonnietheCajunQueen wrote:We like that kind of Montley krewe around here (I love Mardi Gras Spellings!!) .
Huh. I thought the "Mardi Gras Spelling" was the same as the "Burner Spelling".....M-O-T-L-E-Y.
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Post by BonnietheCajunQueen » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:19 pm

now K-R-E-W-E as opposed to C-R-E-W. Like the Krewe of Orion, or the Krewe of Bachuus? I guess you had to be there...
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Post by phil » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:06 pm

I guess it was the full Montley?

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Post by Toolmaker » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:32 pm

phil wrote:I guess it was the full Montley?
I had a python by that name as a teenager
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Post by BAS » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:02 pm

You'll find that 99.8% of the people on eplaya are very very accepting...
Does this mean we should put away the traditional crowbars and chainsaws we use for greeting new people...? :P



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Post by AntiM » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:46 pm

Huh, Does this mean we're .2% nuts?

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Post by unjonharley » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:01 pm

Toolmaker wrote:
phil wrote:I guess it was the full Montley?
I had a python by that name as a teenager
//\
Yeah,I thought mine was a python when I was young too..Now older it's just not that "big" of a thing

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.2%

Post by BonnietheCajunQueen » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:51 pm

[quote]Huh, Does this mean we're .2% nuts?[/quote]
I'm assumeing that there are .2% of eplaya folks that are not accepting. I've yet to find these people, but there are almost always bad apples in every bunch, call me cynical. Whether they are "nuts" or not remains to be seen. And also, This is assuming that you are not included in the .2%. Which I'm 100% sure you are not. Now we must find out who the .2% is and give them mandatory forced hugs on the playa.

(GASP, valley girl voice) OMG!! I found out that I'm going to have $450 on my tax return!! Whoohoo!! That's enough to buy two tix to Da MAN!!!!!!!!!! yay!
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Post by skygod » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:38 pm

New folks are great as long as they are properly cooked.
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Post by unjonharley » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:44 pm

skygod wrote:New folks are great as long as they are properly cooked.



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Re: .2%

Post by Teo del Fuego » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:39 pm

BonnietheCajunQueen wrote:I'm assumeing that there are .2% of eplaya folks that are not accepting. I've yet to find these people
Oh, they're "out there." :D

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Post by sputnik » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:44 pm

RE: the tax refund....you're welcome...I'm sure they passed my money to you.

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Post by prem » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:56 am

unjonharley wrote:
skygod wrote:New folks are great as long as they are properly cooked.



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I like the free range better than the tightly camped one.
yeah we taste like children^H^H^H^H chicken
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Post by Cabana Springs » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:44 am

Here's .19% of fuck off until you've been you don't know shit. Go bother some other board with you gradeschool spelling bullshit.

And if you get a refund it just proves that you are too stupid to manage your finances and you fee compelled to provide the government with and interest free loan of YOUR money. Think about it.
Filing taxes is not truely voluntary!

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Cabana Springs wrote:And if you get a refund it just proves that you are too stupid to manage your finances and you fee compelled to provide the government with and interest free loan of YOUR money.
You're absolutely right. I know far beyond a shadow of a doubt that if that money is in my bank account, rather than Uncle Sam's, I will go through it faster than shit through a goose. One of the myriad joys of a bipolar spectrum disorder; hell, I've been known to spend MORE money when I'm in trouble because I figure I might as well enjoy the ride if my finances and I are going to hell. (And yet, I handle the money in the family because Mr.Koosh is even worse at it, scary as that is to imagine.)
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Post by Blackbird » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:14 pm

Cabana Springs wrote: And if you get a refund it just proves that you are too stupid to manage your finances and you fee compelled to provide the government with and interest free loan of YOUR money. Think about it.
How in the heck is it my fault that the gov't takes a bunch of money form my paycheck? It's not like I just write them a check for fun and get it back later. . .I can't really say "No, you can't take money out of my paycheck, government".

Maybe I'm missing something, but there is really no need to be snippy and rude.

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Post by MikeVDS » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:38 pm

You can claim more dependents than you have and they take very little out, usually less than you owe.

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Post by BAS » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:42 pm

MikeVDS wrote:You can claim more dependents than you have and they take very little out, usually less than you owe.

'course, then years later they show up and demand you pay back taxes. At least that's what happened to a co-worker of mine who had been trying the above tactic for years.


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Post by Cabana Springs » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:58 pm

I was only snippy as a service to the Eplaya as someone needed to fill the .2% void stated by the OP. I'm just trying to help - man.

If you receive a large refund every year and your financial conditions don't change then you are having too much withheld from your paycheck. As stated, adjust your W-4.

If you file your taxes properly the IRS can never come back and "get you" later. It doesn't work that way. Generally, you must withhold as much as you owe or an equal amount that you owed in the prior year. The amount is calculated and owed per quarter. (the simple explanation.) If you file a Schedule C or make lots of money the rules are slightly differnent but for most W-2 filers that is how it works.
Filing taxes is not truely voluntary!

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Post by BAS » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:10 pm

The "coming back and getting you" was in reference to claiming more dependents than you actually have. A co-worker, who decided that income taxes were/are illeagle (sp?) for a great many years claimed the maximum number of dependents in order to not pay taxes. Last I knew of him, the IRS was getting ready to sue him. (I have no idea what the outcome of that was. I didn't really have much to do with him, since he was on third shift and I was on second.)

Dunno about at the real low income levels-- as a single person I always got back a few hundred dollars, then again I no longer recall how much was Fed and how much was State. I do recall the largest chunk was generally state, thanks to the Homestead Tax Credits Wisconsin has.

Actually, when you are single, really poor with little in the way of resources, taxes become pretty simple. I'm none too certain that adjusting your W4 will make much difference.

So, how would a single person, earning, for example, $6.55 an hour, living in Fitchburg, Wisconsin optimize her W-4?

Just curious.


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Post by Cabana Springs » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:31 pm

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you!
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Post by BAS » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:47 pm

Cabana Springs wrote:I could tell you but then I would have to kill you!
Too late. I'm spending the year dead for tax purposes! :P


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Post by Mushroom » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:45 am

Just a little thought to ponder while we all curse filling out these tax forms...

Not only does the gov take taxes off the money you make but inorder to spend that money you have to pay more tax.

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Post by MikeVDS » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:18 am

'course, then years later they show up and demand you pay back taxes. At least that's what happened to a co-worker of mine who had been trying the above tactic for years.
When it comes time to file, claim the appropriate number of dependents, just not at your job when they withhold money. That way you are paying the correct amount, but the withholdings are smaller than their estimated amount. Claiming more dependents when you file is tax fraud and it's likely they'll still owe you money if you claimed them on your withholdings too.

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Post by Blackbird » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:58 am

BAS wrote:
Actually, when you are single, really poor with little in the way of resources, taxes become pretty simple. I'm none too certain that adjusting your W4 will make much difference.

So, how would a single person, earning, for example, $6.55 an hour, living in Fitchburg, Wisconsin optimize her W-4?


Taxes are way simple for me. Last year it was just a matter of adding up my paystubs and entering them in. A few other options (business expenditures? school? etc) but nothing that made me go "crap I don't even know what that means". And I definitely fall into the single, really poor category. Then again I'm a dependant, but that really needs to change fast or someone's gonna die. Anyway....

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Post by Teo del Fuego » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:00 am

Cabana Springs wrote:Here's .19% of fuck off until you've been you don't know shit. Go bother some other board with you gradeschool spelling bullshit.
You really need to adjust your meds

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Post by Cabana Springs » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:24 am

Teo del Fuego wrote:
Cabana Springs wrote:Here's .19% of fuck off until you've been you don't know shit. Go bother some other board with you gradeschool spelling bullshit.
You really need to adjust your meds
Brother - the whole adjust your meds thing is older and more boring than your dirty panties. Think outside the box once in a while. It won't hurt. It might even be insightful.

You really need to read the entire thread before you make judgement calls about others. As I stated earlier, thank you for making repeat myself, I was merely fullfilling the assumptions of the OP. Thereby relieving the need for some unqualified helmet wearer to fuck it up.
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Re: Welcome All New Folks!

Post by sacred573 » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:53 am

[quote="BonnietheCajunQueen"]Welcome all new folks!! You'll find that 99.8% of the people on eplaya are very very accepting... just speak your mind and be real. Don't be afraid to be different! We like that kind of Montley krewe around here (I love Mardi Gras Spellings!!) Use this site to make awesome playa buddies and comrads, and some use this site for post burn decompression depression. Studies have shown that its similar to post-pardum depression, or post traumatic stress disorder. and ADHD. I've never even been, and I'm experiencing what the Docs call "pre-Burn Delirium and elation." Its trippy, you should try it.[/quote]


This will be my first year too. I'm finding myself constantly thinking about it, tossing ideas back and forth on how the hell I'm going to build a little shelter for myself, what art projects I can do- what masks I'm wearing, hats, costumes...

Not to mention the lists of shit I've got to somehow buy and stockpile for this summer.

It sounds like a whole lot of work, but it sounds like a motha fuckin' good time. I'm going alone- so I'm hoping it turns out well.

Burning Man is coming at a good time for me. I'm turning 21 in September- and watching the man burn will be sort of a rite of passage. Sadly, I don't turn 21 until 20 days after the man burns. What am I to do?

I'm really excited about the spiritual elements to the festival- so many traces of paganism. But I'm also very excited about the party aspect- drinks and drugs with new friends.

It's gonna be wonderful.

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Post by AntiM » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:33 am

Party aspect? Quickest way to annoy folks, mentioning the perceived party aspect. First, none of us will serve you adult beverages while you're underage. Sorry, your good time does not overrule my responsibility not to get busted.

Drugs with new friends? Foolish, the undercovers out there are good, I hear. I wouldn't know, we party sans chemicals.

Don't worry, you'll have a blast, but be aware that "party aspect" you are envisioning may not materialize. Many good threads on that on eplaya, look some of them up so you'll have a more informed view.

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