Gifts that say; It would be difficult to care less.

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:42 pm

I'm resurrecting this thread because the last one was so funny, I saved it and just now sent copies to family and friends. Hopefully that will result in less-sucky gifts this year, or at least maybe I won't have to deal with any gift certificates... I mean, really, why not just give me some similarly easy to spend currency like rupees or bhat?

Here's the original if you need a good laugh;

http://oldbbs.burningman.com/index.cgi? ... .eedf86b/0

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:34 pm

how about a leather bound anthology of posts from one of the new eplaya's most ubiquitous members?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:38 pm

One year's daily supply of MOOP for the entire family.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:46 pm

A surgical mask taken from a SARS victim.

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:19 pm

One of Random house's less successful Coffee-table Pictorials;

Anna Nicole Smith - The Big Years

Other possible titles for the same book;

Bimbo Redux

Livin la vida gordo

The Incredible Hulk

The Fattening

I will eat you if you don't buy my book

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:24 pm

used underarm deodorant

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:25 pm

grandma panties

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:30 pm

a troll doll - unless you live in a trailer and collect them, then it's thoughtful.

I guess.

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:31 pm

Radically customized pintos calendar

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:32 pm

aforceforgood wrote:a troll doll - unless you live in a trailer and collect them, then it's thoughtful.

I guess.

If you want the real thing we have tons of 'em, right here on the eplaya. Coming out of the woodwork like roaches. Help yourself to all the troll you want. We got 'em in several sizes, all have ultra low levels of intelligence, and all are guaranteed to eat up tons of bandwidth and server space.

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:38 pm

The Acne Calendar

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:38 pm

any calendar

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:22 pm

An' a partridge in a pear treee..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!......

('scuse me folks, I only post when I'm drunk)

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:22 am

liposuction leftovers

DangerMouse · Post by **DangerMouse** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:59 pm

A boot to the head.

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:14 am

A fifty dollar gift certificate good towards the purchase of a Ferrari Modena

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:06 am

A lifetime membership to both NAMBLA and the Christian Coalition.

Raheer

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:07 am

A half-empty jar of Mr. T protein shake.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:43 am

A semicolon when a colon would do.

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:33 am

precipitate wrote:A semicolon when a colon would do.

A semicolon where your colon used to be.

Raheer

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 2:36 am

Herpes

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:07 am

A coupon for half off rental of the porno; "Herpe the love bug" in special collectible "bumpy" case

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:27 am

A turtle addicted to heroin.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:02 am

A 'Get Out of Jail Free' card to Saddam along with a bit of Monopoly money.

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:48 am

A Costco-sized tub of anal lube spiked with sand mailed to Saddam c/o Armed Forces postal service.