The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:20 pm

joel the ornery wrote:why, yes, thank you very much MB.

thats a great beer i think I will have one..

how are things?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:27 pm

Hi ya boyz!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:31 pm

mojo wrote:Hi ya boyz!

Hey sexy bunny~~~

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:32 pm

things are fine.

i still loathe the work i do here.
tara and i have been seeing one another every weekend, either her place or mine.
i haven't touched clay in 4 weeks or so. (see sentence above)
the weather is great.

i had a not-so-funny incident last night at the local tavern. another local drinker like myself, an acquaintance at best walks up to me, asks me to loan him 20 bucks, then 10, and i finally give him a 5 to buy him a beer... not a bottle of beer as he had been drinking previously, but a blue moon...

he then proceeds to start talking to me.... not even in intelligible sentences. i make him aware of that issue, and he continues to tell me about his weekend. please allow me to say, i came in the bar for peace and quiet, not cordial conversation.

sooooo, i leave... angry at myself for falling for his loan me money, so i can talk your ear off ploy.

i go have beers elsewhere, and decide on a nightcap at the first drinking establishment.... and lo and behold, there he is... drinking bottled beer again... he sees me, walks over to re-start his diatribe...

i simply excuse myself and leave the bar.

so, now i wonder what i should say to him next...

#1. dude, you crossed a line last night, no more beer or conversation for you.

#2. tell the bar owner about this little episode

#3. forget the whole thing, since it was only 5 bucks.

your thoughts?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:39 pm

Definitely get your 5 bucks back and then borrow 5 more from him. Get him to tell you any good chicken jokes he knows. Then flick a booger at him. Try to get it in his mouth. That way he'll step back AND close his mouth.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:41 pm

#1. dude, you crossed a line last night, no more beer or conversation for you.
But I'm an asshole when it comes to things like that.

Got to go Fireworks stand just called they need more fireworks.

Hey BC

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:56 pm

Thanks for the wake up MB. Joel, ignore the guy from now on.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:06 pm

Joel, get your 5 bucks back, then any time he opens his mouth to talk to you, puke on his shoes.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:13 pm

Sic my wife on him. She was a waitress long ago and a guy who owed me $20 came into the Golden Dragon with a friend for dinner. She just walked up to him and said "You have a lot of nerve - give me the $20. If you have enough left I'll bring your dinner".

FabFascist · Post by **FabFascist** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:17 pm

Sigh...

There is a sandstorm on the Playa on the Gerlach webcam...

Man, I want to go home...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:29 pm

mojo wrote:Joel, get your 5 bucks back, then any time he opens his mouth to talk to you, puke on his shoes.

I'm rolling on the ground with that one. (((mojo)))

sandstorm on the Playa on the Gerlach webcam... Cool

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:33 pm

Mozy - it works really well with police too......

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:36 pm

i am not puking on anyone's feet.

urinate on them maybe... intentionally puke on them, never.

FabFascist · Post by **FabFascist** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:37 pm

Joel, you forgot number 4..

4) As soon as you see him ask him for money for beer and then badger the living shit out of him.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:40 pm

FabFascist wrote:Joel, you forgot number 4..

4) As soon as you see him ask him for money for beer and then badger the living shit out of him.

stoop to his level, oh my, no thanks.

maybe i could introduce him to DVD Burner, Cowboy Angel and AIIZ!!!!

ya kno' birds of a feather and all that...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:43 pm

mojo wrote:Mozy - it works really well with police too......

Hahahahahahaa stop!! stop!!

I remember I was working a club one time.
When we had a 15-year-old show up drunk.

So we told him he couldn't come in like he was and that there was police next door at the pizza place. And that he should go or be arrested. The kid walked over to the cop car climbed on top of the roof next to the light on top and started pissing all over the car. The look on the face of the police when they came out and found him up on the car in midstream.

Priceless!!!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:13 pm

What made me think of it is that last week I was vacationing on a whitewater raft trip - my friends' son and his friend were along (ages about 22). One decided to belch in the other one's ear and, you guessed it, puked on his face instead.....

We all laughed until it hurt.....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:15 pm

Hahahaha~~~~~ my cheeks hurt

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:28 pm

**thinking of all the sexy women on playa~~~starts to sing to self**

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

On the day that you were born
and the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the Guys in town
Follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

On the day that you were born
and the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the guys in town
Follow you all around

Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:32 pm

So come on home, big boy..........

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:32 pm

Got a sixpack here. anyone want one?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:12 pm

Gonzo Imperial Porter is the drink of the evening here. How's life, Box?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:25 pm

I am doing well. Thanks LeChat. I am at work contemplating taking the resto of the night off.

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:09 pm

Personally, I would've made the drunk buy a round. I would just keep asking him, "You got a credit card, right? No? A cash card/ You know, a debit card from your checking account? What you got in your pockets?"
and be drunk persistent until he got ~at least~ a couple rounds, somehow.

But I'm not shy with drunks- That came from YEARS of bartending.

and PUKED ON THE OTHER KIDS FACE?! That's hilarious. Ahhh.. if we could all video tape it all...

I'll take one of those Gonzo Imperial Porters, LCN ! Thanks !

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:23 am

Happy 4TH Kids!!!!!!!!!!............

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:38 am

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Happy 4TH Kids!!!!!!!!!!............

Happy 4th gang.

Charlie_in_OC · Post by **Charlie_in_OC** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:25 pm

Happy 4th all !!

2007 Virgin, see ya on the Playa :D

Charlie

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:33 pm

Charlie_in_OC wrote:Happy 4th all !!

2007 Virgin, see ya on the Playa

Charlie

Great to have you here. come back again.

have fun!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:59 pm

Time for a drink. Martinis I think would be good.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:34 pm

Hey, Mozy - you got anything called a Flaming Eye, by chance?