Best "Uggs" in the desert !?

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Best "Uggs" in the desert !?

Postby rosanajenson » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:27 pm

Does anyone remember the DJ at Root Society either Thursday or Friday night who shouted that we had the best "uggs" in the desert

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Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:01 pm

Yeah, I was there, but I thought he said
we have the best "rugs" in the desert.
I looked down.
I saw that I was standing on a huge piece of shag.
I started dancing in jubilation over my newfound rug !!
Weeeeeeeee......
RUGS RULE !!!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:05 pm

I heard rugs and looked at all the toupees.
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Postby saintfuktad » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:17 pm

I heard "rugs" and began looking at women's crotches.

And by "began" I mean continued, but with newfound purpose.
by St. Fuktad

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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:46 pm

Then the "Merkin Dream" will be right up your alley.
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Postby mdmf007 » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:18 am

I thought he said Jugs

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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:06 pm

Unclaimed auditory hallucinations: mugs, thugs, bugs, fugs, pugs.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Postby BitterDan » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:18 pm

I thought it was nugs.
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Postby rosanajenson » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:22 pm

well .. whatever the Uggs/rugs/nugs were...
we all knew what he was trying to say
:D

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:10 am

it was drugs....i was camped with them..... i know the chemist, we bought the battery acid and sine-aid together at costco.

we were cooking them up in the private porta potties....thats why one of them blew up on wed. night....

so we had to resort to Gubbermint Crank, and THANK GOD we are ALL A.D.D
and had plenty of adderall on hand.

we crushed it up and put it in the tang.....just like astronauts.


my god, we were FOCUSSED, and DRIVEN......



ok, except for the occasional minor psychotic break with reality, and the emotional lability, and the teeth slowly rotting out, it's not a bad ride....


UNTIL YOU CRASH.


and then have sex like that james spader movie....


i told you we have short attention spans.


LETS GO SWIMMING!

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Postby AntiM » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:52 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:and then have sex like that james spader movie....


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Postby Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:42 pm

Sex, Uggs & Videotape?
Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/

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Postby BitterDan » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:47 pm

The good, the bad, the uggs.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:42 pm

c....a...n...n...ot r...e.s....is.....t pu...nnn...

LESLIE UGGums will be there.....


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