The Bar

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:01 pm

Yeah! the crown royal is a good choice.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:52 pm

Add to list:
Lukky - December
Nick - January
Trojan - February

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:53 pm

You know what I mean...

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:58 pm

pinemom wrote:You know I just love that song...But I can never remember that 3rd verse!

I guess there is a reason none of the words on the last sentence...flow?

do'n do' do felling groovy....

Pinemom, that song drove me crazy today, and it is a very short drive!!!

I was sitting in my tractor blowing another foot of snow and moving at a whopping 1 mph which gets rather boring when your song came to mind. With nothing else to distract me, that song repeated for two hours!! I could not remember all the words either, but there was nobody else in the tractor to argue when I improvised!!

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:07 pm

BoxB. I just noticed your signature block. Between that and Pinemom's song, I am doomed!!! If we have a good snow year, and we really need the snow, it will be three months before I can get that tune out of my head.

I must concentrate on Crown Royal!!!

How does that go again??

Let me think.

Something like

Feeling Crown Royal Groovy

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:22 pm

(CLARK subtly slides into a bar stool and graps a cup o' Joe) What's the good word tonight all? Just up at the station listening to some tunes and thinking about going out tonight, as I will be working during the real New Year. It's gonna be a "New" New Year's Eve night

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:21 pm

Speed up, you move to slow
got to make the morning GO!
Ripping down the cobblestones
Dadadada, Feeling Hyper

Hello Lamppost, how's it going?
Got to get that caffine flowing
(dee dee dee dee da
Da da de)
Dadadada, Feeling Hyper

I've got places to go
And people to meet
My Eyeballs are popping
I can't get to sleep

Dadadada, Feeling Hyper

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:22 pm

Hey!!... Cc!!!!!!!.....

Happy New Year.... Hope all is very kewl with you, my friend!!!!

Yea, Stargeezer, I hate that when ya can't get a song outa your head...... But I like the new lyrics........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:29 pm

There are enough do dos and da das and de des in there for
me to suspect that Fishy was in cahoots with Sting when
re-writing and updating the songs lyrics.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:16 pm

Sting, I wish. And I dont' even like sting. I was in cahoots with the woman who dumped her husband for a man she met on the internet who had creep written on his forehead in big letters, because he promised to impregnate her and oh my god, he turned out to be a stalker. Anyway, she blew off all her friends (myself included) at the same time she left her husband, and blamed us for everything. But that was circa 2001 and we updated those lyric mid-eighties so I forgot the 2nd half of the 2nd verse. If anyone has some bright idears, feel free. Just remember to sing that song as fast as you can, like you're channelling a punk rocker.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:58 am

stargeezer wrote:BoxB. I just noticed your signature block. Between that and Pinemom's song, I am doomed!!! If we have a good snow year, and we really need the snow, it will be three months before I can get that tune out of my head.

I must concentrate on Crown Royal!!!

How does that go again??

Let me think.

Something like

Feeling Crown Royal Groovy

Slow down you're drink'in too fast
Got to make the whiskey last
there's plenty of beer and brandy too
Pour us some shots we're
Feelin' groovy

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:10 am

Sitting on that tractor and thinking about that song really got to me, so I was thinking about changing it a bit to make it fit the moment. Next I read Fishy and BoxB's posts and I guess that forced the issue, so here goes:

Slow down, the snows too deep, drop a gear down into creep
Just easing down the old driveway, throwin' the snow and feelin' groovy

Feeling groovy

Hello snowbank, what's cha knowing. Gettin' a chill with the wind blowin'
Wish I had Crown Royal for me, do-it-do-do, feelin' groovy

Feeling groovy

I've got driveways to blow, now what did I think
I left my bottle sittin' there next to the sink
Let the dark clouds drop all their snow flakes on me

Sun I miss you, all is groovy

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:43 am

There it is again, do-it-do-do, in the lyrics.
I smell a conspiricy.
Sting, if you can hear me.
I love you man !!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:12 pm

Ok, I'll sit quietly here and drink my beer.
RobbiDobbs finds an abandoned case of Henry Weinhart's behind the Bar, cracks it open, and gets to work on it.

All alone on ePlaya...waiting for my computer to crash...again.

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:52 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Ok, I'll sit quietly here and drink my beer.
RobbiDobbs finds an abandoned case of Henry Weinhart's behind the Bar, cracks it open, and gets to work on it.

All alone on ePlaya...waiting for my computer to crash...again.

It might be a bit quiet in here tonight, but if you really want to be alone in this bar you need to visit it in late August, then you are alone!!

Do you mind if I grab one of those Weinhart's and head back to my corner booth?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:58 pm

By all means. I'm on my 5th, and my fingers aren't numb yet.
Do-do-do-do, feeling tipsy.

I guess it's just a quiet night at Da Bar.

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:12 pm

It looks like most of the patrons are waiting for the big parties tomorrow night. I guess they don't want to start a big party night with a nasty hangover. Nothing like planning ahead, but Tuesday morning is going to be rough!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:17 pm

Yep.
I'll be driving tomorrow am, and then back on tuesday pm, but I don't have any plans in between times, but getting HAMMERED.

Do we need to make a fire in the Burn Barrel?
What the hell, I have a stack of type-o'd resumes that need recycled.

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:18 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Do-do-do-do, feeling tipsy.

I will have to remember that one, it is another good change to the Groovy lyrics!!!

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:24 pm

robbidobbs wrote:I'll be driving tomorrow am, and then back on tuesday pm, but I don't have any plans in between times, but getting HAMMERED.

I used to be able to get hammered before driving, now I just need a lot of zzz's. I hope the weather cooperates for you, around here the roads are pretty tricky. With four days of continous snow, the roads are real slick, at least most of the drivers are slowing down.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:24 pm

There it is again !!!
Do-do-do-do !!!!!
AAARRGGGG !!!!!!!!!

OK, now I'm over it.....maybe

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:27 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:There it is again !!!
Do-do-do-do !!!!!
AAARRGGGG !!!!!!!!!

OK, now I'm over it.....maybe

At least until it happens again, right!!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:31 pm

That! is a BRAIN MUSIC VIRUS...

...feelin' groovy.

BWAH HA HA HA!!!

Don't get me started on R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

too late.

Please note: do NOT let the dancer get a hold of the turntable.
Robbi dashes behind the Bar and collects another (sixth!) beer

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:35 pm

robbidobbs wrote:That! is a BRAIN MUSIC VIRUS...

...feelin' groovy.

BWAH HA HA HA!!!

Don't get me started on R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

too late.

Please note: do NOT let the dancer get a hold of the turntable.
Robbi dashes behind the Bar and collects another (sixth!) beer

If the dancer gets the turntable, what happens, does it go to the Y-M-C-A ??

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:35 pm

Good Eve, All!!!

Any Rum left?
I think we need the CO in here with his banjo, so we can get the stupid song outa our heads......

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:37 pm

stargeezer wrote:
robbidobbs wrote:That! is a BRAIN MUSIC VIRUS...
...feelin' groovy.
BWAH HA HA HA!!!
Don't get me started on R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
too late.
Please note: do NOT let the dancer get a hold of the turntable.
Robbi dashes behind the Bar and collects another (sixth!) beer
If the dancer gets the turntable, what happens, does it go to the Y-M-C-A ??

STOP!

(hee)

TITWI! So glad to see you!
We got plenty of rum...
rifles thru dusty bottles, and pulls out a half-bottle of spice-rum, and a 1/4 bottle of 151.

Robbi staggers back to the Dusty Couch

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:40 pm

I knew if I stuck around the bar more of a crowd would show up.

New words for the song:

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

Or was it:

Ninety-nine bottles of rum on the wall.....

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:45 pm

Thanks...
I went straight to the...

Hi-ho, Hi-ho
song...
sung by dwarves.

I'm spending too much time on Discworld.

Oh, bugger, we lost TITWI.
I'm a stoopid-head.

Who left the tent flap open?

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:53 pm

I am still trying to figure out which song you meant by

STOP!

I am hearing a very muddled version of what I believe is multiple songs.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:59 pm

*TITWI fumbles futilely to get the electronica CD working, and remove the song demons from everyone's head.........*