What have you run over to help the environment?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:26 am

I think I personally have flattened three jackrabbits, nailed two squirrels, and I clipped a Spotted Owl once. The little bastard wouldn't stay down though...

Photo c/o Rodney Sparks (sparks) and Rex Scates(stopbmorg)

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:27 am

I hit 2 jackrabbits on Jungo Road in 2002 and almost had one on 447 this year!

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:28 am

Dignity.
Respect for others.
Respect for the environment.
Respect for the truth, in all it's complicated, contradictory glory.
And I did a really good job of scraping up my throat too.

respecttheplanet · Post by **respecttheplanet** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:33 am

I aimed for some Burners that were urinating on the playa, but after I hit a playa serpent & some debris left behind by the event, they got away.

I'll try harder next time.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:45 am

Don't try too hard, or you'll end up looking like this:

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:04 am

I think I took out 42 (possibly 43) Black-tailed jackrabbits [Lepus californicus] on Jungo road heading out to the Fly Springs bulldozer races one year (95'?).

2.5 pronghorn antelope[Bovidae Antilocapra americana] (BTW, I never count the calves as a whole number) on the way to doin' a little grenade fishing out at Soldier Meadows pond.

Popped a few white-tailed antelope squirrels up at the Black Rock with a few rounds of .475 elephant slugs (pretty cool) a few months back before our Leave No Trace camping trip. Believe me, with those rounds I left no fucking trace.

DangerMouse · Post by **DangerMouse** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:14 am

5 Golden Hippies! Bad dum dum...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:56 pm

I think I hit about 23ish Neon driving fratboys.

It was too easy. You just have to tie a case of Budweiser and a Maxim magazine to your front bumper with a Eddie Bauer sweater.

Then just speed up to ramming speed and watch them dive in front of your car. Not only does this help the environment, but it helps clean out the gene pool too. Only problem is that there are always more pouring out of the lower educational institutes to replace them.

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:52 pm

Harsh, very Harsh. ROTFLMAO harsh. Loved it!

enthropic · Post by **enthropic** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:33 pm

One environmental law student in downtown Denver.

Still payin for that one.

OOOps.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:50 pm

ok guys enough's enough. Personal attacks are not cool, regardless of how justified you all feel.

Let's be the bigger people, ok? Attack the argument, not the person.

allanon2 · Post by **allanon2** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:56 pm

technopatra wrote:ok guys enough's enough. Personal attacks are not cool, regardless of how justified you all feel.

Let's be the bigger people, ok? Attack the argument, not the person.

aren't you the ones that said go to only one posting? or do we have to follow rules and you guys don't?

which is escatualy the point we are trying to make.

so go to the one post series and stop here.

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:16 pm

There's a difference that apparently you're missing; multiple threads on the same subject is irritating and spam/graffiti-esque, whereas this thread is on a different subject, (namely poking fun at your apparent hypocrisy) and therefore is not breaking the "post to one thread regarding one topic" etiquette.

Don't like being made fun of? Don't barge into our party and first thing start yelling at us we're a bunch of assholes. That's pretty simple social etiquette. What reaction did you expect to your attack?

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:37 pm

allanon2 wrote:
technopatra wrote:ok guys enough's enough. Personal attacks are not cool, regardless of how justified you all feel.

Let's be the bigger people, ok? Attack the argument, not the person.
aren't you the ones that said go to only one posting? or do we have to follow rules and you guys don't?

which is escatualy the point we are trying to make.

so go to the one post series and stop here.

Do you even read these posts? Did you not understand that I was defending you?

Point of clarification:

These boards are developed and maintained to support the Burning Man community. Not the "stop burning man" community.

It is by the grace of this community that you are allowed to post here at all. We are under no obligation to continue doing so - we just think everyone deserves the chance to be heard. And replied to. And refuted when they prove to be too blinded by their own agenda to realize when someone's trying to help them.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:09 am

technopatra wrote:ok guys enough's enough. Personal attacks are not cool, regardless of how justified you all feel.

Let's be the bigger people, ok? Attack the argument, not the person.

Properly chastized. Sometimes I like taking pot shots at people with egos that refuse to listen to reason. I actually gave one of them tips on how to get hired at my work's location in his area.

Then I seen the Neon pictures of them doing brodies on the playa.

The self-righteousness evident of that pissed me off, so I turned to ridicule and destructive directed humor. My bad.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:55 am

We forgive you, my son.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:21 am

Dang it, Patience! For a moment you had my heart beating faster because I thought you'd run over the Pope.

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:40 am

I worked on nukes, does that count?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:16 pm

I worked on Yucca Mountain.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:56 pm

Eeeew! I pulled this post when sober.
Involved mustangs & turtles.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:02 pm

Antelope calf fur to match my new ocre colored Manolo Blahnik pumps.

Accented the whole ensemble with my snow leopard Judith Lieber purse.

- Isotopia

"Puttin' the me back in fab-you-less

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:10 pm

Bump.

(RtW really is a hero of mine.)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:07 pm

BlueBirdPoof wrote:Bump.

(RtW really is a hero of mine.)

Awwwwww.

What ever happened to our old buddy Rex? Maybe eaten alive by the desert brine shrimp he was so avidly defending (we can only hope).

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:27 pm

Heck, I'd settle for victim of a middle-school riot.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:29 pm

i killed a blue bird and a fishie...

oops...

i mean....

fuck.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:32 pm

Perhaps they have risen from the grave and are stalking you.

Perhaps.

Stay tuned.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:35 pm

Poe? Oh wait, that was hitchcock..

im terribly frightened.
see me quaking?

nice mascot...

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:42 pm

Poe? Hitchcock? Those hacks?

*pulls out tooth sharpener*

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:11 pm

I got lost by the third post on this thead...

if it's animals... a magpie. a squirrel and a 3 point buck...

cost: one windshield, and one pick up truck. I knew I should have left the crack in the windshield.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:16 pm

Tony--this is those stopbmorg losers--who also happen to drive around the desert in dodge neons.

For some reason, that stuck in our craw.

Like so much of their sh*t.

What have you run over to help the environment?

What have you run over to help the environment?

Easy pickins'

Oh Man!

and your on the wrong posting.

Re: and your on the wrong posting.