Random thoughts...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:11 pm

If you struggle it will only make it harder.

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:50 pm

at one end of this is reality, at the other end is perception, and there's a bit of muddle inbetween...

lest there's not.

help · Post by **help** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:01 pm

...and, frankly, no. I can account for neither my whereabouts, nor my depleted state of funds. Yet, I think you'll not find that surprising.

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mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:26 am

hiccups torment untill they're understood

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:12 am

Over 95% of hiccups are caused by a trapped air pocket in your stomach

Inhaling air deeply into your tummy until it merges with said trapped pocket
and then stomach burping the whole thing back up is the only surefire method to get rid of hiccups.
You can try to drink from the wrong side of the glass or upside down if you like, but this will only make you wet.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:17 am

They keep telling me that anal sex helps.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:24 am

Who are THEY and do you believe them?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:33 am

damn...

can't think of a way to tell you that's not very random with pure randomness...

bugger

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:35 am

I've had to deal with hiccups my entire life. I hiccupped in the womb.
My sister-in-law finally gave me the best solution:
anticipate them.

That's right, you get one hiccup, then you put your attention to predicting when the next one is coming. The next one never comes.

This is coming from someone who gets the hiccups at least 2x daily.

mayavin's post above was closest.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:42 am

drastically different understandings can have reasonable results

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:35 am

I saw my info back when The Learning Channel first came to the scene.
I was plagued with hiccups often, often it would incapacitate me.
Following those instructions has proven 100% effective for me.
I don't even make it to the third hiccup now, thanks TLC.
Drinking beer quickly will also expand and release the air pocket, for
those who prefer to not inhale air.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:11 pm

I saw my info back when The Learning Channel first came to the scene.
I was plagued with hiccups often, often it would incapacitate me.
Following those instructions has proven 100% effective for me.
I don't even make it to the third hiccup now, thanks TLC.
Drinking beer quickly will also expand and release the air pocket, for
those who prefer to not inhale air.

is the only surefire method to get rid of hiccups.

learned "my" method at nuke school, and your method might inadvertantly accomplish my method, though one of ours has a bogus framework of understanding

bush is effective, yet different in understanding

pope is effective, yet different in understanding

harvey is effective, yet different in understanding

must be random...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:54 pm

Please, people, try to keep it random in here!

Where would we be if it weren't for randomness??

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:20 pm

Shall we eat for the sake of the tongue;

Or for the sake of the sack the stuff seeps through??

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:27 pm

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:28 pm

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:31 pm

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:32 pm

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:34 pm

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:34 pm

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:38 pm

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:38 pm

Isn't there already a thread for random pics ?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:45 pm

yeah... but rate per time volume, it's like soo many words with forground background randomization per flux capita

besides... splash of color never hurt a burner, that i've seen

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:48 pm

3% of us suffer from some level of color blindness.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:14 pm

Is Captcha secretly embedding subliminal messages?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:17 pm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:20 pm

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:01 pm

Birth, School, Work, Death.
The Godfathers.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:09 pm

"Everything is changing - Everything is burning - It's right before our eye's and we can turn it..." -Family Force 5 song

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:34 am

I walked outside at 6pm on wednesday, on my way to firepractice, and for the first time in 2 weeks i could see through the clouds a little bit...do you know what I saw? Still DAYLIGHT! OMGAWD...spring is coming spring is coming...well daylight not starting at 330pm is what I think Im actually talkin' bout...but fuck...makes me all warm inside!