1290-degree hot air blower

[phil]

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/75081. ... 3DQSearch#

They think you'll use it to light your charcoal in 60 seconds without using that nasty lighter fluid. They think you'll plug this into that outlet on your patio and hold it in your grill using the cool-touch handle to lovingly direct the 1290-degree flow of air against the charcoal.

No specs, so I don't know how long it'll take to flatten my 100-Amp Hour battery when I shrinkwrap my van to keep the dust out.

[phil]

Of course, you could also light your small black nuggets with this flame glove:

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/0 ... glove.html

[BitterDan]

I thought this thread was about my boss...

[Ugly Dougly]

You could use it to test your shade structure in playa conditions.

[phil]

-- this post I mean.

Okay, here's the Sponge Bob Square Pants rectal thermometer:
http://www.bd.com/thermometers/products/sb_musical.asp

and it plays the Sponge Bob theme when the temperature is taken.

[mdmf007]

almost takes the dignity of putting a thermometer in an ass away.