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Post by spectabillis » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:26 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Gosh Ron, there's an interesting misconception...
.. that focuses on passive acceptance rather than active participation to make things work better. in that regard ron's approach might actually be good, because its much easier to find a way to accept things rather than ruin everyone's good time.

so here, take some e doc, it will stop those negative vibes before you ruin everyone's fun.

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Post by Ron » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:32 pm

Hmmmm. I'm not seeing how my pointing out that calling folk, 'nazi,' isn't likely to get them to listen to you equates to either a misconception that it is easier to say no than yes or to a kind of passive acceptance.

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Post by Zulegoona » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:46 pm

Yeah But Doc another aproch would be to maybe put a little work in on your truck so it doesn’t just look like a truck with a platform on it to move you flame thingie around on .

It is easier to say No though isn’t it

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:00 pm

Tieland is awesome, and I love it, because of it's cool pyrotechnics. Unfortunately it really is NOT a mutant vehicle. If I were in the DMV and had to enforce the rules, I'd have to deny it... it's a '70s Ford F250... I shouldn't have known that... but having said that, if it were up to me I'd give it a pass because of the extreme flame effects.
At night I'd rather see Tieland throwing fire than most other "real" mutant vehicles!
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Post by gyre » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:01 pm

Question, Doc Pyro, (is it doc?)

Did the dmv tell you last year that changes would be needed this year?

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Post by Dustdevil » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:10 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote: With the exception of the people in the flame-approval department, who I would like to say do an excellent job in both acceptance and accountability to safety, the rest of these people seem to suffer from headupassrosis.
Thanks for the kind words Doc, but in fairness to the others, our job is much easier. A hose, fitting, valve etc is either correct for the type of fuel or it isn't. Most of our decisions are based on established published standards. Our goal has always been to find a way to make it work rather than banning it. When I first brought El Diablo to the Playa, the PST came really close to banning it. They placed me by the trash fence. The figured that only a few people would be killed if something went wrong. After they saw it run and how it was built, they invited me to join the Performance Safety Team. They weren't able to give me any help or advise because no one had taken a fighter jet engine and made a flame effects device out it for the Playa before I did. I don't think I would be able to judge artistic qualities of the Mutant Vehicles without firm quidelines and in art there are no firm guidelines. Each call by nature must be somewhat subjective.
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Post by chiefdanfox » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:55 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Tieland ... it's a '70s Ford F250... I shouldn't have known that... but having said that, if it were up to me I'd give it a pass because of the extreme flame effects.
At night I'd rather see Tieland throwing fire than most other "real" mutant vehicles!
Why not say it is actually an old Lada, and by the time you got through beating all the sheet metal to shit, it came out looking like it does. "Yeah, it started out as a fine Russian sedan, and we were trying to make a Phoenix-like MV. We're just shitty metal workers. It doesn't look at all like a Lada, does it? Check out the fire, scarecrow. oooOOOoooo."

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Post by Marscrumbs » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:57 pm

This is just plain wrong! Now I'm also bummed. I have an old 150 Ford that runs on propane with it's own big tank I was considering converting next year. But if the Barbies aren't showing I'm not coming back either.

Maybe Doc can drop the engine and have us as galley slaves pulling this "Ford" about on the playa. Then he wouldn't need a MV permit anymore.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:45 am

Hehehe.....That's funny ChiefDanFox, The daytime people that checked my MV last year thought that it was an el Camino or Ranchero originally, it is a 79' toyota pickup, with a canopy.

But this goes to say something about the current guidelines for what an MV is. Indestinguishable as what it originally was. Period.

collection vehicles are a thing of the past, whether it be oven mitts, ties, or g-strings.

Hell, if I could get away with it, I would take all of my skull collection and just place it all over my truck and call it art, it would be easier, and I am proud of them, but I know that is not the current expectations of what the LLC is looking for.

Maybe that is not a bad Idea, marscrumbs, except instead of having minions pull it around, attach a bumper hitch on and let someone else pull it around as thier trailor next year ?
Or better yet, change it up a little bit, new exterior per se, and when you apply for approval next year, do it nice and early, that way if you get a rejection letter, you might still have time to re-apply before you start putting it all together ?

Don't get my above statements all buched up in your barbies, Doc Pyro, I personally think that if you are bringing big pyro, that you should automatically at least get a night sticker, and I already know of several other MVs out there that somehow got approval for thiers this year that definately are distinguishable as what they originally are, but in the spirit of fairness and all else being equal, I hope that the people at the DMV give them strong verbal warnings about bringing it like that next year.
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Post by willyloafofphora » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:13 am

I'll be a galley slave for a bit and I could probably capture a few more. Bring ropes don't bother dropping the whole motor just take out the spark plugs or something.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:00 am

Drop the motor, it weighs a hell of a lot more than the spark plugs!

I seem to recall seeing vehicles that didn't get daytime licenses but did get night licenses because of their lighting effects.
Any vehicle with pyro like Tieland should at least get a night license.
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:10 am

We did petition the DMV again and this morning got rejected, again. I tried to explain that two years ago we were required to take Tieland (with the fire effects) out onto the open playa because it was, and is, inheritantly unsafe to set something like that off in a tent city. We even had to retrofit the system, but luckily we had a welder with all of the proper equipment in camp. We did reapply for a night-only license (we don't set the fire cannon off during the day), but it was rejected. They suggested we tear the fire cannon apart and bring it out piece-meal; the thing (with just one cannister of propane) weighs over 700 pounds. That simply cannot be done. I thanked them for their time and attention, but I would say it's safe to say our fire cannon will never be seen on the playa ever again.

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Post by ygmir » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:44 am

Dr. Pyro:
Perhaps the dropping the engine idea is good.....
provide Yak headdresses, we could all pull it around and you could be the "Tibetan Fire Lord"...........

Capt. Goddammit:
Maybe a banner on the back of your Landyacht:

read fast:
toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat,
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:57 am

Doc.....why does your cannon way over 700 lbs ?

what are you using for a plenum chamber, a real cannon ???
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What would Barbie do?

Post by Marscrumbs » Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:20 am

Is your Ford anatomically correct?

The Artery could give you a temporary permit to move the canon onto open playa.

However the whole deal sucks!!

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:42 am

1idick: the cannon weighs something on the order of nearly 300 pounds (if you'd ever seen it the question would be moot) but we use those large 60-80 gallon propane tanks to fuel it. That's where rest of the weight issue comes in. Then there is the electric console used to control each of the three individual chambers and the ignition system. And we haven't even touched upon the other two fire cannisters (mostly just for visual effect, nothing spectacular). We make the flame effects of the Fire Girls who did the Serpant Mother among others look like child's play.

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Post by Timezone LaFontaine » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:23 am

Doc, I haven't seen this F250 + insane flame cannon contraption of yours, but it's hard to swallow a slight to the Flaming Lotus Girls' Serpent Mother. A giant robotic serpent and egg which can be controlled simultaneously by multiple participants... its design and implementation goes way beyond flame effects. It's a stunningly badass contraption. Not to diminish your work, either, Dr. Pyro, but at least get their name correct.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:32 pm

300 # for your plenum chamber ?

what is it ? (I couldn't find any links you spoke of for your pics)

Yeah, I know, I know, flamethrowers are like comparing penis sizes, but I don't remember seeing it at all.

Mine is bigger than thiers also, but I still bow down to the serpent mother.
It's not just about size.

And yeah , he is right, you can use it as a static piece with the artery, just not so much driving around.
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Post by gyre » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:41 pm

The Serpent Mother can operate under full computer control.
I don't think it's potential was even fully explored when it was on the playa.
Tieland doesn't come close.
But the Serpent Mother is not particularly portable.

Tieland has the best portable fire cannon I've seen out there that has been made readily available to the public.
Bigger ones become potentially more hazardous and even more thirsty.
The triple cannon on Tieland was always made available to any idiot that walked up to you.
I know you made the burn for a lot of people that way.
You guys were always as generous as anyone out there with the mv and the flame art.
And that puts you way ahead of the way most operate.

I hope you make it clear in any application how much that service for the public is the most valuable part of your contribution.
Maybe you don't notice that part of it yourselves?
I think watching people enjoy it is the best part for Lee.

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Post by capjbadger » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:18 pm

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Post by Kinetik V » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:48 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:We did petition the DMV again and this morning got rejected, again. I tried to explain that two years ago we were required to take Tieland (with the fire effects) out onto the open playa because it was, and is, inheritantly unsafe to set something like that off in a tent city. We even had to retrofit the system, but luckily we had a welder with all of the proper equipment in camp. We did reapply for a night-only license (we don't set the fire cannon off during the day), but it was rejected. They suggested we tear the fire cannon apart and bring it out piece-meal; the thing (with just one cannister of propane) weighs over 700 pounds. That simply cannot be done. I thanked them for their time and attention, but I would say it's safe to say our fire cannon will never be seen on the playa ever again.
At first it didn't click which vehicle Tieland was until I read about the fire cannons. It's fucking hard to believe they turned it down and the fact that it was rejected just reinforces my belief that volunteers or not the DMV Haughties seriously need overhauled. Puns aside, it's just bullshit that we get barely gussied up golf carts running around that are clearly private transports and Tieland is forced to stay in camp without a chance of licensing? Again BULLSHIT.

But it's one thing to rant, it's another to act. Email is free...and I'm going to send a few about this...and it won't be just to BM addresses either. Again, call it for what it is....it's BULLSHIT.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:33 pm

Thanks badger.
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:11 pm

Timezone, you are correct, the Serpent Mother is very cool; my only point is that Tieland at it's peak will send fire out further than the SM. Now the Serpent Mother is by far the coolest pyrocontraption on the playa to date. And they humble me every time I see it. But for just plain mayhem and trying to overcome the overwhelming desire to incinerate the better parts of both Gigsville and the DMV, Tieland would stand up to almost anybody. Except this year, of course.

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Post by Timezone LaFontaine » Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:32 pm

I hear ya, Doc. So does this mean that you can't bring Tieland to the event at all? Or that you could have it parked in camp but it's not worth it if you can't move it around?

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Post by Digital-Dragonfly » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:01 pm

Doc,
how many years has Tieland been on playa? :?:

Seems a shame such a fine flame toy is shut down.
I wonder if any other mobile flame display have been denied a sticker.

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Post by Dr. Pyro » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:30 pm

We'll bring it out because it also doubles as our trailer. Because it is double-deckered, we use the top part, which usually doubled as a portable dance floor (no, nothing mutant about that) to carry planks of Barbies, and the regular bed of Tieland also can carry loads of stuff.

We have been on the playa now for three years (this would have made four). We never argued that it wasn't the most mutant of vehicles, clearly it is not. We use it almost exclusively as a stage for our flame effects. But that no longer matters I guess. I guess they would rather have us set the fire cannon off within the city limits. Jesus, even I wouldn't have the balls to do that. It would make Paul Addis look like a saint.

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Post by Digital-Dragonfly » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:42 pm

Dr. Pyro...
The reason I asked about Tielands history is there were a couple of statements made over in another thread that might relate...
JRoyale wrote:

What we’re looking for a vehicle that have been mutated into something other then base vehicle....
Does the vehicle look more like Toyota pickup or a dragon, or cat or boat or whatever? The more it looks like a dragon and the less it looks like a pickup, the more likely it is to be licensed....

With night licenses, the same basic rules apply. There has to be something interesting to look at. This is usually accomplished with some sort of light or flame effect ..........

One thing we try avoid, to the best of our human abilities, is judging the artistic merit of a vehicle’s mutation. At the DMV, bad art is still art. :wink:

Also, we're introducing a new class of "historic" mutant vehicles this year. Which is more of your classic "art car" but is also a vehicle which has a long history at the event.
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In another post (same thread):
JRoyale wrote:
...and want you to know that we can, and have, considered the past behavior of an owner when deciding whether or not to license a vehicle.
not sure if that applies... a friend told me you have had a run in with DMV before, but could not remember what it was about.
Maybe some things to consider... or not.

But I will miss seeing Tieland in action... :cry:

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Post by Marscrumbs » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:47 pm

So does that mean the return of the Machine Gun Cadillac? That car was famous and has a critical place in Burning Man history.

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Post by spectabillis » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:46 am

Ron wrote:Hmmmm. I'm not seeing how my pointing out that calling folk, 'nazi,' isn't likely to get them to listen to you...
hmmm... i'm not seeing how name calling is what i was referring to. it was about...
If we took a moment to understand that and considered things from the POV of the org, as well as from our own tired and work drained position, the odds of an actual conversation go way up, IME.
which once again has proven to be an exercise in futility. if you still dont think so (ignoring the doc's feedback from them) then we look foreward to you engaging the dmv to prove us wrong.

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Post by Kinetik V » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:38 am

Actual conversations with the ORG can and do occur over matters of interest to individuals in the community. Case in point, I had SERIOUS issues about the GoPed article in the transportation issue of the JRS that was recently sent out. E-mails were sent to address those concerns and I got a very quick reply, and the exchange is on from there.

The only exercise in futility is the one where people sit on their asses and bitch yet don't take concrete steps to try and engage a problem. It can be done, measureable progress can be made, and you don't have to invoke the patron saint of lost causes to get it done.
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