Paintballers for Peace

ubermench333 · Post by **ubermench333** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:01 pm

Hello Burning Man community!

A new reality television show is looking for male cast members who would like to roam about the United States playing paintball.

We are looking for adventurous 21-40 year old guys who would like to form a "Band of Brothers" type of group. The group will be modern day gunslingers who roam about playing scenario paintball games, enjoying the wide open country and spreading the idea that men can cultivate their inner warrior without having to kill and dominate others. The show will document the journey of the group and the relationships formed while living on the road.

If there is anyone on this forum, or if you know of anyone, who may like to participate in this show please email me at [email protected].

Thanks!

zabsinth · Post by **zabsinth** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:49 pm

Sorry, we all use flamethrowers and 2x4's.

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:47 pm

How much are you willing to pay for participation?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:59 pm

ubermench333 wrote:Hello Burning Man community!

A new reality television show is looking for male cast members who would like to roam about the United States playing paintball.

We are looking for adventurous 21-40 year old guys who would like to form a "Band of Brothers" type of group. The group will be modern day gunslingers who roam about playing scenario paintball games, enjoying the wide open country and spreading the idea that men can cultivate their inner warrior without having to kill and dominate others. The show will document the journey of the group and the relationships formed while living on the road.

If there is anyone on this forum, or if you know of anyone, who may like to participate in this show please email me at [email protected].

Thanks!

all movie, no "money shot" IMHO

If you're gonna kill, kill, if not, don't pretend..........

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:32 am

Does anyone know how to get that washable paintball stuff off a cars paint job?
Or aluminum sheet?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:08 am

Christ, there's funner thing to shoot with real ammo........

http://texas-review.blogspot.com

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:26 pm

...enjoying the wide open country and spreading the idea that men can cultivate their inner warrior without having to kill and dominate others.

Yet using facsimiles of weapons that do kill and dominate. Um, am I missing something here? Is the disconnect just mine or....

And is this gonna end up being just another diarrheaic 'reality' TV show?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:33 pm

...inner warrior?

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:25 pm

yes, that's who beats up and bullies the inner child.....

the rebbi

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:31 pm

Some chick was poking at me and talking about the little boy "inside there".
I stopped her and told her "No, No! He's outside locked in the van."

I think she blinked a few times before she said anything else.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:00 pm

Oh, pshaw. Did you guys never play cowboys & indians or "army" when you were little? It's part of guys growing up. LOL

Paintball, unfortunately, is more of a "grownup" sport because it costs relatively a hell of a lot of money.

My son played in his mid to later teenage years. Then it came time for a car, so it was a choice.

He played competitively and loved it, played in a few regional tournaments. I think he was even more settled down, so to speak, when he was playing. I gather it helped when the testosterone was rising. LOL

Cleaning up paintball hits is really nothing. The shells are colored and wash right off. The inside is basically like a white lotion. Just hose the mess off.

A good question is who's going to pay, and I'll e-mail and ask. My son surely won't quit a full-time job to donate his time to be on a TV show. Even the best paintballers who are sponsored by companies basically get their guns and paintballs and that's it. It's not like this is a major sport that gets major sponsorship from Nike, et. al.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:06 pm

Hey, if the stuff just hosed off, I wouldn't be asking.
It seems to have bleached the paint too.

Did your son and his friends talk about his inner warrior when they were playing?

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:16 pm

You must have been left on the surface for a while. Over the years, I guess I never had experience with paint that was left on for awhile.

I have no idea what they talked about when they were playing. I suspect they just "used" their inner warrior. LOL

Try some elbow grease if the colored shells are still there.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:36 pm

I'd still rather shoot Michael Savage books.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:47 pm

I'd rather shoot Michael Savage.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:13 pm

I could see Al Franken in that lineup.........

Gyre:

great line with the chick......hahahahaha

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:53 pm

Ya'll remember the Hunt a Naked Woman with paintballs..

http://www.huntingforbambi.com/

thats paintballs for piece...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:23 pm

christ i don't wanna see the girl's version of this....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:46 pm

Can't these boys express their inner warrior in a peaceful way by pulling people out of burning buildings?

Oh well, so much of the world is nonsense, and always has been.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:28 pm

why don't the corporate coward bastards do a reality show on a Sea Shepherd boat? Sure as hell is enough drama and life threatening stuff there and besides...they're saving the environment.....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:35 pm

cowboyangel wrote:why don't the corporate coward bastards do a reality show on a Sea Shepherd boat? Sure as hell is enough drama and life threatening stuff there and besides...they're saving the environment.....

Because it's all about ratings. I mean, sure, the S.S. Green Peace has had its dramatic moments, but you're going to have to sex it up a little if you want those big Nielson numbers.

Make the crew go topless and suddenly you're talkin' about a Top Ten show and you better have a truck to haul the money away.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:40 am

why don't the corporate coward bastards do a reality show on a Sea Shepherd boat?

Or do a Discovery Channel re-enactment of the French special forces storming the Sea Shepherd but have the commander of the team led by Zsu Zsu.

"Out off deez waters you feelthy hippies."

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:41 pm

ha. The French were the most brutal in their treatment of Greenpeace activists...worse than the Soviets. They used to punch our women....froggy pigs.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:23 pm

It is hard to top blowing them up.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:25 pm

I have a great idea for a "reality" show.

Monkey With a Gun

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