My 2nd burn and I've got 5 virgins to look after!

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Capt.LokiStarr
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My 2nd burn and I've got 5 virgins to look after!

Post by Capt.LokiStarr » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:20 am

Salutations!
I first Burned in 07 with the Black Rock City Pirates (what sea-pirates are doing in the desert I'll never know), and through the last year I have shared stories of my experience with others. Many of which have jumped on board and joined my crew for this year!

It definitely changes things a bit when plans for a camp of one, become plans for a camp of 11 (five burn virgins included)!!

I just wanted to put myself out there and get to know other burners.

There ya go, I introduced myself.

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Post by Turnip » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:48 am

You don't have to be a sea pirate to be a pirate.
God Please, don't make me make myself look like a moron...

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Post by Elderberry » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:06 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

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Post by anthony paul » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:15 am

Arrr! Nice to meet you, arrrr!
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:34 am

5 VIRGINS?

and this is your Second Year?







you are so fucked.
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:13 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:5 VIRGINS?

and this is your Second Year?







you are so fucked.
Yeah, better bring lots of the blue pills :wink:
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Post by fciron » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:14 pm

Who says you gotta look after them?

I certainly wound up getting some help from my campmates last year (my first) but I didn't plan on it or count on it. I did everything I could to be prepared and I like to think I returned the help to the best of my ability.

I suggest you emphasize 'Radical Self-reliance' and 'Read the Survival Guide' to your virgins. Then you will only have to help with the fun stuff.

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Post by Oldguy » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:16 pm

It is the duty of all freshmen to take care of the upperclassmen, I'm surprised you did not get this information from the Greeters in '07. '09 will be my fifth year, my post graduate term; it is therefore incumbant upon me to inform you of this requirement. :(

Be advised there are also Master Burners and Burners with PHD's in Burnology present on this Eplaya Campus. There are even a few Burners Emeritus that join us from time to time. So watch yousself or get a severe paddling with the Board of Edumacation. :twisted:

As always , inform freshmen to wear their dinks untill their first Burn. I believe the Freshman/ Sophomore Scrum is Thursday at 6 PM at Dr. Pyros Barbie Death village. Be there or be a triangle. :!:

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Post by AntiM » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:19 pm

I'm the Hall Monitor.

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sea pirate?

Post by Capt.LokiStarr » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:30 pm

[quote="Turnip"]You don't have to be a sea pirate to be a pirate.[/quote] And I am most certainly not a pirate of the sea, I am a pirate of the skies!!

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Post by Boijoy » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:33 pm

<-------- Butt Pirate. :lol:
don't forget to floss

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Post by Capt.LokiStarr » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:38 pm

[quote="Boijoy"]<-------- Butt Pirate. :lol:[/quote] Wow. i was under the impression that everyone here was supportive and friendly. I've never done this before, but I cetainly did not plan on being picked on or made fun of. And i'm a girl. Ya trying to make me feel bad?

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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:45 pm

Capt.LokiStarr wrote:
Boijoy wrote:<-------- Butt Pirate. :lol:
Wow. i was under the impression that everyone here was supportive and friendly. I've never done this before, but I cetainly did not plan on being picked on or made fun of. And i'm a girl. Ya trying to make me feel bad?
...perhaps you may want to look at BoiJoy's post again. The way I read it "Butt Pirate" refers to Boijoy, not you......YMMV!

And I don't know who told you Eplaya was friendly and supportive, those are not the terms I would choose. Crusty and Unforgiving of Fools might be a better description (and no, I am not calling you a Fool!)

Good Luck with your Virgins!
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Post by ygmir » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:47 pm

dont forget snarky and unrelenting......

but,

welcome to eplaya.
Jump on in the waters fine, if not snark infested.............
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Post by chiefdanfox » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:50 pm

Image
Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!

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Post by klondike_bar » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:36 pm

just think, at the end of the week, youll have devirginized 5 people :p

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Post by Elliot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:27 pm

:D
Salutations right back at you, Captn.LokiStarr!

My second year was in 2007, and I personally recruited seven virgins to my theme camp. We/they had a blast. Seeing their open-mouthed amazement was priceless! And of course, it was also fun to realize that I had been just as wide-eyed the year before.

Whenever you feel puzzled or offended by a response here on ePlaya, try to ignore it. There is a rampant sub-culture of snarky attempts at humor here at the moment, so don't take it personally. Remember, "His behavior is his problem, not mine."
:D

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:02 am

. There is a rampant sub-culture of snarky attempts at humor here at the moment, so don't take it personally. Remember, "His behavior is his problem, not mine."

Get used it to it, toots. By the end of the week you'll be pretty crusty too...

and maybe you'll survive your attempt at Cat-Herding, but my bets are on chaos and struggle. Good Luck. Bring Diazepam, lots of it, actually, bring some for me too, it takes the edge off of the really Hard stuff.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:51 am

I keep my virgins tied together with a stout rope.

That way, if one of them gets abducted, then they all go. The cannibals have a tough time chewing through the rope, so this slows them down a lttle bit.

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Post by AntiM » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:01 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:5 VIRGINS?

and this is your Second Year?







you are so fucked.
Doomed. She is so doomed!

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Post by Elliot » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:30 pm

:D
She is so doomed!
You mean she is joining Camp Apokiliptika? :lol:

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Post by ibdave » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:14 pm

You should have keep your mouth SHUT...... :shock: :roll: 8)
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Post by Elorrum » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:51 pm

2007 gave new meaning to the green bench

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